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This is GQ’s
The 100 Hottest Women of the 21st Century
3. Michelle Obama “Look at those arms! She could power-lift a thousand Bloomingdale’s bags with those arms. Put those arms on me and I could rule the world
!snip!
And people ask, “why do you pick on Michelle’s looks so much?”
THAT’S WHY!
I am not going to sit idly by and have the media tell me that that hot mess is just plain hot.
beachmom
January 25th, 2013
Well what do ya want? Have you looked at GQ lately? It’s become a magazine for guys who want to look like Euroweenies. They’re more feminine than most women I know.
Eleanor in Hell
January 25th, 2013
She’ll be even HOTTER when she gets down here.
Tim
January 25th, 2013
I thought GQ was a fag mag … this proves it.
kool aid
January 25th, 2013
UNBELIEVABLE! I would rather threesome with Kathy Griffen and Rosie O’Donnell than have MOOSE smother me……
SHE IS #1 on the FUGLY list!
Darth Chipmunk
January 25th, 2013
Huh, GQ is still around? I had a subscription back in the 80′s for a year or two until I realized I wasn’t part of their core audience: The metrosexual douchebag.
If Michele Obama is “Hot”, then we have truly stepped into Bizarro World, friends.
Poonces
January 25th, 2013
If she’s so hot, how come she was only able to get a fruity weenie boy like Obama?
grayscape
January 25th, 2013
The scale is what matters.
For example, Rosie O’manbearpig may be a 0.0 on the normal heterosexual-planet-earth-scale….but on the stranded-for-life-on-a-desert-island-scale-with-no-hope-of-rescue-scale….she jumps up to at least a 1. After 10 years it might get up to 1.5 or so.
Mooch is on a the progressive-fantasy-in-another-universe-of-fagdom scale.
hanoverfist
January 25th, 2013
She’s got arms like Dyke Tyson!!
an actual woman
January 25th, 2013
So, a man in drag with muscular man-arms is the new hot look for women? I’m going to stick with my traditional lady parts, thanks.
Stranded in Sonoma
January 25th, 2013
@kool aid — Be careful what you wish for…
Boobie the Rocket Dog
January 25th, 2013
GQ=Gay Quarterly Y’all knew that.
If Moose is number three, who are #2 & #1?
BigFurHat
January 25th, 2013
Scene 1 of my new comedy Libtardia
“Wow, would you look at her! Dat ass. Look at those ti*s. Such an exotic beautiful face. And that hair.. wait, what??? Oh, jeez. She just took off her jacket. Look at her arms. No biceps whatsoever.
That’s a shame. I thought she may be the one.”
Alternate scene -
“Dude, are you serious? I know love is blind, but you don’t even know her. Why don’t you move on to someone that doesn’t look like Nipsey Russell with a Davey Jones wig.”
“It’s those biceps. You don’t understand, MAN! You’ll never understand!!!”
thirdtwin
January 25th, 2013
Black women are somewhat overrepresented in media and entertainment, in proportion to their numbers, looks and talent. Michelle Obama made it fashionable to be an ugly, scowling, mediocre black female, and now all the editors and producers simply have to own one.
On the bright side, we are being spared a plague of greasy-blonde-haired, scowling, cankled, pantsuited hags. I know, I know… you’re asking yourself, “What difference does it make?!”
Stranded in Sonoma
January 25th, 2013
Since I only get two links per comment.
The epitome of Beautiful Woman.
hanoverfist
January 25th, 2013
Nipsey Russell with a Davey Jones wig
Dear God in heavan!
LOL
thirdtwin
January 25th, 2013
Excellent palate cleanser, Stranded.
Diann
January 25th, 2013
I’m feeling pretty damn good right now. If Michelle Obama is hot, I’m fricken smokin’.
bubba
January 25th, 2013
bubba says he’s never been that drunk.
Claudia
January 25th, 2013
Hey, bubba! Where you go? Come back! You lost your gravatar!
locknload
January 25th, 2013
Simply another case of the media trying to convince the American public whats good, what’s bad, what’s attractive, and what isn’t.
GQ obviously thinks transvestites with a wig, a bad jawline, and an ass the size of a 57 Chevy are pretty attractive.
bubba
January 25th, 2013
bubba doesn’t know what happened.
m00pa
January 25th, 2013
M.O. is only “hot” to people that choose to live in the world of the 12th place medal.
forktaildevil
January 25th, 2013
Maxim is slightly less gay. They stopped drinking the koolaid in 2010, after ranking her #93 in 2009.
Jeckelmyhyde
January 25th, 2013
What is the next level after coyote ugly?
F.D.R. in Hell
January 25th, 2013
@Stranded
ET, phone -me-
She’s another one Lucifer couldn’t get down here.
Eleanor in Hell
January 25th, 2013
Jeck – “What is the next level after coyote ugly?”
You called?
Stranded in Sonoma
January 25th, 2013
@thirdtwin — LOVE the avatar! P-38s RULE!
Dan Ryan Galt
January 25th, 2013
Yeah, and thousands of scientists say global warming is real, what’s their point?
LyleLovett666
January 25th, 2013
Why do I think about north korea when I see something like this?
beachmom
January 25th, 2013
The next step after coyote ugly is a double bagger. One over her head and one over yours in case hers falls off.
serfer62
January 25th, 2013
Let’s see
Saudi Arabia had the most beautiful camel contest and a camel won
Iraq just had the most beautiful goat contest and a goat won
Affrica just had the most beautiful baboon contest and Wookie won
moarkdave
January 25th, 2013
The only prize that Mooch would win in a beauty contest is a 3 inch “Participation Prize” Plastic Trophy.
Wraith
January 26th, 2013
Taking GQ’s opinion on ‘hot women’ is right up there with trusting Cosmo to tell you ‘what guys REALLY want in bed!!’
Boobie the Rocket Dog
January 26th, 2013
Narcissional Ghettographic centerfold, maybe.
Carlos The Jackal
January 26th, 2013
Hmmm, her wrists look disproportionately thin and limp to me – just like her ‘husband.’
Carlos The Jackal
January 26th, 2013
“For my next competition, Westminister Kennel Club!”