Home - by BigFurHat - January 25, 2013 - 15:12 America/New_York - 36 Comments
3. Michelle Obama “Look at those arms! She could power-lift a thousand Bloomingdale’s bags with those arms. Put those arms on me and I could rule the world
January 25th, 2013
Well what do ya want? Have you looked at GQ lately? It’s become a magazine for guys who want to look like Euroweenies. They’re more feminine than most women I know.
Eleanor in Hell
She’ll be even HOTTER when she gets down here.
I thought GQ was a fag mag … this proves it.
UNBELIEVABLE! I would rather threesome with Kathy Griffen and Rosie O’Donnell than have MOOSE smother me……
SHE IS #1 on the FUGLY list!
Huh, GQ is still around? I had a subscription back in the 80′s for a year or two until I realized I wasn’t part of their core audience: The metrosexual douchebag.
If Michele Obama is “Hot”, then we have truly stepped into Bizarro World, friends.
If she’s so hot, how come she was only able to get a fruity weenie boy like Obama?
The scale is what matters.
For example, Rosie O’manbearpig may be a 0.0 on the normal heterosexual-planet-earth-scale….but on the stranded-for-life-on-a-desert-island-scale-with-no-hope-of-rescue-scale….she jumps up to at least a 1. After 10 years it might get up to 1.5 or so.
Mooch is on a the progressive-fantasy-in-another-universe-of-fagdom scale.
She’s got arms like Dyke Tyson!!
an actual woman
So, a man in drag with muscular man-arms is the new hot look for women? I’m going to stick with my traditional lady parts, thanks.
Stranded in Sonoma
@kool aid — Be careful what you wish for…
Boobie the Rocket Dog
GQ=Gay Quarterly Y’all knew that.
If Moose is number three, who are #2 & #1?
Scene 1 of my new comedy Libtardia
“Wow, would you look at her! Dat ass. Look at those ti*s. Such an exotic beautiful face. And that hair.. wait, what??? Oh, jeez. She just took off her jacket. Look at her arms. No biceps whatsoever.
That’s a shame. I thought she may be the one.”
Alternate scene -
“Dude, are you serious? I know love is blind, but you don’t even know her. Why don’t you move on to someone that doesn’t look like Nipsey Russell with a Davey Jones wig.”
“It’s those biceps. You don’t understand, MAN! You’ll never understand!!!”
Black women are somewhat overrepresented in media and entertainment, in proportion to their numbers, looks and talent. Michelle Obama made it fashionable to be an ugly, scowling, mediocre black female, and now all the editors and producers simply have to own one.
On the bright side, we are being spared a plague of greasy-blonde-haired, scowling, cankled, pantsuited hags. I know, I know… you’re asking yourself, “What difference does it make?!”
Since I only get two links per comment.
The epitome of Beautiful Woman.
Nipsey Russell with a Davey Jones wig
Dear God in heavan!
Excellent palate cleanser, Stranded.
I’m feeling pretty damn good right now. If Michelle Obama is hot, I’m fricken smokin’.
bubba says he’s never been that drunk.
Hey, bubba! Where you go? Come back! You lost your gravatar!
Simply another case of the media trying to convince the American public whats good, what’s bad, what’s attractive, and what isn’t.
GQ obviously thinks transvestites with a wig, a bad jawline, and an ass the size of a 57 Chevy are pretty attractive.
bubba doesn’t know what happened.
M.O. is only “hot” to people that choose to live in the world of the 12th place medal.
Maxim is slightly less gay. They stopped drinking the koolaid in 2010, after ranking her #93 in 2009.
What is the next level after coyote ugly?
F.D.R. in Hell
ET, phone -me-
She’s another one Lucifer couldn’t get down here.
Jeck – “What is the next level after coyote ugly?”
@thirdtwin — LOVE the avatar! P-38s RULE!
Dan Ryan Galt
Yeah, and thousands of scientists say global warming is real, what’s their point?
Why do I think about north korea when I see something like this?
The next step after coyote ugly is a double bagger. One over her head and one over yours in case hers falls off.
Saudi Arabia had the most beautiful camel contest and a camel won
Iraq just had the most beautiful goat contest and a goat won
Affrica just had the most beautiful baboon contest and Wookie won
The only prize that Mooch would win in a beauty contest is a 3 inch “Participation Prize” Plastic Trophy.
January 26th, 2013
Taking GQ’s opinion on ‘hot women’ is right up there with trusting Cosmo to tell you ‘what guys REALLY want in bed!!’
Narcissional Ghettographic centerfold, maybe.
Carlos The Jackal
Hmmm, her wrists look disproportionately thin and limp to me – just like her ‘husband.’
“For my next competition, Westminister Kennel Club!”
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