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This is GQ’s

The 100 Hottest Women of the 21st Century

3. Michelle Obama “Look at those arms! She could power-lift a thousand Bloomingdale’s bags with those arms. Put those arms on me and I could rule the world

!snip!
And people ask, “why do you pick on Michelle’s looks so much?”
THAT’S WHY!
I am not going to sit idly by and have the media tell me that that hot mess is just plain hot.

» 36 Comments

  1. beachmom

    January 25th, 2013

    Well what do ya want? Have you looked at GQ lately? It’s become a magazine for guys who want to look like Euroweenies. They’re more feminine than most women I know.

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  2. Eleanor in Hell

    January 25th, 2013

    She’ll be even HOTTER when she gets down here.
    :evil:

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  3. Tim

    January 25th, 2013

    I thought GQ was a fag mag … this proves it.

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  4. kool aid

    January 25th, 2013

    UNBELIEVABLE! I would rather threesome with Kathy Griffen and Rosie O’Donnell than have MOOSE smother me……

    SHE IS #1 on the FUGLY list!

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  5. Darth Chipmunk

    January 25th, 2013

    Huh, GQ is still around? I had a subscription back in the 80′s for a year or two until I realized I wasn’t part of their core audience: The metrosexual douchebag.

    If Michele Obama is “Hot”, then we have truly stepped into Bizarro World, friends.

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  6. Poonces

    January 25th, 2013

    If she’s so hot, how come she was only able to get a fruity weenie boy like Obama?

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  7. grayscape

    January 25th, 2013

    The scale is what matters.

    For example, Rosie O’manbearpig may be a 0.0 on the normal heterosexual-planet-earth-scale….but on the stranded-for-life-on-a-desert-island-scale-with-no-hope-of-rescue-scale….she jumps up to at least a 1. After 10 years it might get up to 1.5 or so.

    Mooch is on a the progressive-fantasy-in-another-universe-of-fagdom scale.

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  8. hanoverfist

    January 25th, 2013

    She’s got arms like Dyke Tyson!!

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  9. an actual woman

    January 25th, 2013

    So, a man in drag with muscular man-arms is the new hot look for women? I’m going to stick with my traditional lady parts, thanks.

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  10. Stranded in Sonoma

    January 25th, 2013

    @kool aid — Be careful what you wish for…

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  11. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    January 25th, 2013

    GQ=Gay Quarterly Y’all knew that.

    If Moose is number three, who are #2 & #1?

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  12. BigFurHat

    January 25th, 2013

    Scene 1 of my new comedy Libtardia

    “Wow, would you look at her! Dat ass. Look at those ti*s. Such an exotic beautiful face. And that hair.. wait, what??? Oh, jeez. She just took off her jacket. Look at her arms. No biceps whatsoever.
    That’s a shame. I thought she may be the one.”

    Alternate scene -

    “Dude, are you serious? I know love is blind, but you don’t even know her. Why don’t you move on to someone that doesn’t look like Nipsey Russell with a Davey Jones wig.”

    “It’s those biceps. You don’t understand, MAN! You’ll never understand!!!”

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  13. thirdtwin

    January 25th, 2013

    Black women are somewhat overrepresented in media and entertainment, in proportion to their numbers, looks and talent. Michelle Obama made it fashionable to be an ugly, scowling, mediocre black female, and now all the editors and producers simply have to own one.

    On the bright side, we are being spared a plague of greasy-blonde-haired, scowling, cankled, pantsuited hags. I know, I know… you’re asking yourself, “What difference does it make?!”

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  14. Stranded in Sonoma

    January 25th, 2013

    Since I only get two links per comment.

    The epitome of Beautiful Woman.

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  15. hanoverfist

    January 25th, 2013

    Nipsey Russell with a Davey Jones wig

    Dear God in heavan!
    LOL

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  16. thirdtwin

    January 25th, 2013

    Excellent palate cleanser, Stranded.

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  17. Diann

    January 25th, 2013

    I’m feeling pretty damn good right now. If Michelle Obama is hot, I’m fricken smokin’.

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  18. bubba

    January 25th, 2013

    bubba says he’s never been that drunk.

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  19. Claudia

    January 25th, 2013

    Hey, bubba! Where you go? Come back! You lost your gravatar!

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  20. locknload

    January 25th, 2013

    Simply another case of the media trying to convince the American public whats good, what’s bad, what’s attractive, and what isn’t.

    GQ obviously thinks transvestites with a wig, a bad jawline, and an ass the size of a 57 Chevy are pretty attractive.

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  21. bubba

    January 25th, 2013

    bubba doesn’t know what happened.

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  22. m00pa

    January 25th, 2013

    M.O. is only “hot” to people that choose to live in the world of the 12th place medal.

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  23. forktaildevil

    January 25th, 2013

    Maxim is slightly less gay. They stopped drinking the koolaid in 2010, after ranking her #93 in 2009.

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  24. Jeckelmyhyde

    January 25th, 2013

    What is the next level after coyote ugly?

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  25. F.D.R. in Hell

    January 25th, 2013

    @Stranded

    ET, phone -me- ;-)

    She’s another one Lucifer couldn’t get down here.
    :evil:

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  26. Eleanor in Hell

    January 25th, 2013

    Jeck – “What is the next level after coyote ugly?”

    You called?

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  27. Stranded in Sonoma

    January 25th, 2013

    @thirdtwin — LOVE the avatar! P-38s RULE!

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  28. Dan Ryan Galt

    January 25th, 2013

    Yeah, and thousands of scientists say global warming is real, what’s their point?

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  29. LyleLovett666

    January 25th, 2013

    Why do I think about north korea when I see something like this?

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  30. beachmom

    January 25th, 2013

    The next step after coyote ugly is a double bagger. One over her head and one over yours in case hers falls off.

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  31. serfer62

    January 25th, 2013

    Let’s see
    Saudi Arabia had the most beautiful camel contest and a camel won
    Iraq just had the most beautiful goat contest and a goat won
    Affrica just had the most beautiful baboon contest and Wookie won

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  32. moarkdave

    January 25th, 2013

    The only prize that Mooch would win in a beauty contest is a 3 inch “Participation Prize” Plastic Trophy.

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  33. Wraith

    January 26th, 2013

    Taking GQ’s opinion on ‘hot women’ is right up there with trusting Cosmo to tell you ‘what guys REALLY want in bed!!’ :?

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  34. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    January 26th, 2013

    Narcissional Ghettographic centerfold, maybe.

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  35. Carlos The Jackal

    January 26th, 2013

    Hmmm, her wrists look disproportionately thin and limp to me – just like her ‘husband.’

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  36. Carlos The Jackal

    January 26th, 2013

    “For my next competition, Westminister Kennel Club!”

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