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After 1,460 Letters, Heart-Broken CNN Reporter to Stop Writing to President, Lamenting “He Never Called”

This is not satire. How I wish it was considering what it implies about journalists in our nation.

Tom Foreman is a CNN “reporter” who few have heard of. Maybe no one’s noticed him because he’s been writing letters to President Barack Obama. Often. Every single day, in fact. For four years. That’s 1,460 letters.

Mr. Foreman, however, has declared that he will no longer be sending Mr. Obama any letters, as he proclaimed in his aptly named article My last letter to the president. His article proudly explained:

CNN reporter and anchor Tom Foreman has been writing a letter each day, every day, to President Barack Obama since he was inaugurated four years ago. This is his last one.

What precisely was in the letters, on top of the sheer number of them, is particularly disturbing. The joy that this exercise gave Foreman at times is all the more unnerving.

 

“He never called”

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h/t  Merry Poppet

 

SNIP: He reminds me of this

» 19 Comments

  1. thirdtwin

    January 24th, 2013

    Send him a picture of your cock, Romeo. That might perk him up.

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  2. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    January 24th, 2013

    So, is it his LEFT or RIGHT trouser leg that’s “moist?”

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  3. Stirrin the B.S.

    January 24th, 2013

    We’ve had the LGBT’s come out of the closet, and know we are having the journalists finally come out of the closet and professing their unabashed love for the Obamassiah.

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  4. Anonymous

    January 24th, 2013

    this dude is doing heroic journalism

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  5. thirdtwin

    January 24th, 2013

    @anonynmous…

    I know a guy who did far less than that and went to prison for stalking.

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  6. Pen Pal

    January 24th, 2013

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Just like my balls
    How I love you

    XOXOXOXOXOXOX
    PS
    Did you get my other 1000+
    Letters???

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  7. Dr. Tar

    January 24th, 2013

    That Ingrid in the video has one of Mooses Boob belts on doesn’t she?

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  8. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    January 24th, 2013

    haha yeah, she does.

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  9. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    January 24th, 2013

    Now he’s trying to play hard to get? lolol
    Idiot!

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  10. Rooster

    January 24th, 2013

    @thirdtwin
    How do you know he has a rooster?

    A rooster, also known as a cockerel, cock (from Old English coc)

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  11. BWSEATTLE

    January 24th, 2013

    Effin WEIRDO, man! Freeeeeaaaak!
    Probably being watched by the secret service ;)

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  12. Blink

    January 24th, 2013

    He’s not one of ‘his people’.

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  13. SR

    January 24th, 2013

    He ain’t no Larry Sinclair.

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  14. mj hawkeye

    January 24th, 2013

    Who paid for the stamps? Was it CNN or this dumbass?

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  15. Anonymous

    January 24th, 2013

    in a word…crreeeeepppyyyyyy

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  16. IronyCurtain

    January 24th, 2013

    Dear Barry Poo,

    What are you wearing?

    What are you wearing?

    What are you wearing?

    Yours until tomorrow,
    Tom Foreman
    CNN, the Most Trusted Name In News

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  17. MSM Journo-list

    January 24th, 2013

    He’s just sooooo dreamy :P

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  18. MNHawk

    January 25th, 2013

    The beta male just can’t compete against competition that would s**t their pants for their Lord and Savior.

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  19. B. Hussein Obama

    January 25th, 2013

    Yeah, yeah, I got his letters … had him checked out by Axelrod and Reggie … short thin dick and poor tongue work … I can get that from the Moose!

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