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  1. McFartus Spontaneous

    January 25th, 2013

    Hey buddy, can u tell me where the town drunk lives..??

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  2. Diann

    January 25th, 2013

    “Give us a little of that ‘Dixie,’ will ya, boy?”

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  3. Corky

    January 25th, 2013

    Oh Barry you play so well, can you play “I Shot the Sheriff”?

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  4. jeckelmyhyde

    January 25th, 2013

    In 2016 I’m gonna free you from those chains…

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  5. McFartus Spontaneous

    January 25th, 2013

    I luv IOTW. Happy B-lated anniversary Hat! Mayb one of these eve’s we can enjoy a pint in the city…

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  6. Swillary Rodman Clitstone

    January 25th, 2013

    Yeah, you remember the old Crosby, Stills protest song “Ohio”?

    Play it this way:

    “Tin soldiers in Swillary’s army…

    “….four dead in Benghazi!”

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  7. historicus

    January 25th, 2013

    But where are your sunglases, Mr. Wonder?

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  8. Left Coast Dan

    January 25th, 2013

    All you really need is shotgun shells.

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  9. historicus

    January 25th, 2013

    Jill and I love us them minstel shows!

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  10. woody

    January 25th, 2013

    “Oh, Barack…I didn’t know you were so talented.
    Wait! You’re not Barack! God love ya!”

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  11. historicus

    January 25th, 2013

    …you know, “The Camptown Races”…

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  12. Whoredildo "Che" Rivera

    January 25th, 2013

    Pay no attention to that smell. Like your weatherman bro, I just pooped my pants!

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  13. Moxie Man

    January 25th, 2013

    You got your real lord and savior right here. How’s “Biden-Foxx-2016″ sound to you?

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  14. Moe Tom

    January 25th, 2013

    Can you play an old Negro tune bro?

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  15. Saxindacity

    January 25th, 2013

    Do you know anything by John Denver or Bobby Goldsboro?

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  16. Tracy

    January 25th, 2013

    JAUX PAS
    “Oops, the Champagne, burlesque piano & back of the head tramp stamp combo threw me off…sorry ’bout that Django…er, I mean Jamie.”

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  17. Billy Fuster

    January 25th, 2013

    “Get your gay honky white hands off me!”

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  18. Poonces

    January 25th, 2013

    “Thanks for gushing about Obama, Jamie. Now, Jay-Z needs a drink refill. Sorry, but he’s more useful than you are.”

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  19. Angry Drunken Dwarf

    January 25th, 2013

    “…When you was slaves you sang like birds”.

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  20. Jon

    January 25th, 2013

    Hey my brotha, I dint know you was a fellow piana player!! I’s learned howta play the keys way down mississip’ way when I was jus a little chile.

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  21. Unruly Refugee

    January 25th, 2013

    Can you play, “I’m gonna get me a shotgun and kill every whitey I see” ?

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  22. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    January 25th, 2013

    Well, looky here! Sugar Chile! Sugar Chile Robinson, all growed up! How ’bout you playin’ us some boogie woogie?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rcq93txBdtM
    .

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  23. bfpa61

    January 25th, 2013

    “Chain Chain Chain! Chain of Fooooooools!

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  24. bfpa61

    January 25th, 2013

    Stevie! I thought your were blind?

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  25. mkultra

    January 25th, 2013

    How about trading me your pool boy for my wife?

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  26. norman einstein

    January 25th, 2013

    “You boys do have such natural rhythm… when you’re done here, would ya mind gettin’ us some coffee?”

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  27. Moe Tom

    January 25th, 2013

    Hey Stevie bro can you play “On c clear day I can see for…oh heck, what am I sayin’ you can’t see boy, but we can.” Hee, hee.

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  28. Unslung Hero

    January 25th, 2013

    Yo Boy……do you play BACKUP for Reggie Love when he is in town????

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  29. bitterclinger

    January 25th, 2013

    “I always did like you people’s music. You got rhythm, know what I mean?”

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  30. Major Mal function

    January 25th, 2013

    Unchain my throbbing manhood, Django!

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  31. NCO77

    January 25th, 2013

    Mike Tyson, man I didn’t know you could play the piano.

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  32. RacKAttacK

    January 25th, 2013

    “Don’t you go gettin’ any ideas from that Django movie son, you just sit here and play that piano for your keepers like you are supposed to.”

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  33. RUDE JUDE

    January 25th, 2013

    This is some big fuc**ng deal!!

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  34. thirdtwin

    January 25th, 2013

    “Play it again, Sambo.”

    “SAY WHAT, CRACKA??!!!”

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  35. DepSlimChipley

    January 25th, 2013

    “You sure are clean and articulate. Smell good too.”

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  36. Keith in Seattle

    January 25th, 2013

    Um, you got that blow I ordered? I need some to keep my eyes open during Obama’s lame speech…

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  37. TN Tuxedo

    January 25th, 2013

    “Yo, Joe. That Vulcan Death Grip mess you keep tryin’ ain’t gonna get me to play ‘Sweet Home Alabama’. Now quit axin’.”

    “Aw, come on! That’s our song, man!”

    “Your song? Your song’s gonna be ‘Let the Bodies Hit the Floor’ in a minute, dog!”

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  38. super toe

    January 25th, 2013

    ” Say Ray, do all blind black guys look a bit Chinese when they take their sunglasses off ” ?

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  39. AvgDude

    January 25th, 2013

    “Ray, I can’t tell you how proud I am that Obamacare helped you get your eyesight back. Have you kicked the smack habit yet?”

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  40. Stranded in Sonoma

    January 25th, 2013

    Hope it’s okay to touch you, because I don’t want to if that stuff rubs off.

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  41. dapenguin

    January 25th, 2013

    Stevie,

    I was just curious to see if you knew that you were black?

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  42. persecutor

    January 25th, 2013

    “Dee Camptown Races?” How about, “I get no kick from champagne”.

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  43. Mayor DoomTurd

    January 25th, 2013

    You keep playing “Mammy”, boy, they gonna put y’all back in chains!!

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  44. O'BlowMe Samich

    January 25th, 2013

    Now when I leave and come back onto this stage, I want you to play a rousing rendition of “Hail to the Chief!”

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  45. marcus tullius cicero

    January 25th, 2013

    want to plant a wet kiss on them
    full black lips of yours and make
    obonggaobama jealous!

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  46. Carlos The Jackal

    January 25th, 2013

    “Barry sent me to ask you if you bleach your anus.”

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  47. Jerry Manderin

    January 25th, 2013

    Joe Biden: ” And I thought I was the world’s bigggest asshole!”

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  48. Rio

    January 25th, 2013

    Hey Jamie how ’bout having a three-way with Barry and me.

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  49. grayscape

    January 25th, 2013

    “Hey boy – when you’re done, shine my shoes.”

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  50. Chieftain

    January 25th, 2013

    “My old Grandma in Scranton had a little nigra houseboy that looked just like you…..”

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