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Reminded me of the Carl’s Jr ad Paris Hilton did a few years ago. Both are tacky.

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I don’t see what all the fuss about her is. Give her a few years and she’ll look like the hip-woman thing from a couple of posts down.

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The spot didn’t get high marks on TTAC either. One commenter mentioned the use of several short guys to make the car look more imposing.

+7

I approve of this ad/event!

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Straightened my Benz, for sure.

+7

The guys are holding signs in front of their boners.

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Hunh? She’s supposed to be hot? I don’t get it.

Now this here is a carwash video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCK0L6vqn8U
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+6

This is NOT a Super Bowl ad. It’s easy to tell because those jerseys are from the Atlanta Falcons.

buh-dum-TISH!

GO NINERS!

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@Norman – Now she looks more like Hip Hip Hooray.

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@norman — I see your Jessica Simpson and raise you a Liv Tyler.

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Further intensive investigation

Paris Hilton Car Wash

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrLnrgyBZT8

Thank you Norm for the Jessica Simpson fin and Stranded for the Liv find.

+5

I dunno anything about the “buzz,” but she can wash my Upton anytime she wants.

+4

further intensive investigation – working overtime here!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRjYM9SctN0

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+4

Thanks Pinko….I guess from now on we’ll be able to say ” We’ll always have Paris”

+3

@Mr. Pinko – Thanks for all the extra leg work.

+6

Congratulations, Menderman!

That was more like a commercial for Kate Upton. The car seemed like an extra.

+6

I’m in…

+5

The thing that I noticed (other than her OK bod…too many clothes!) was like the “Losing My Religion” thread:
they put the blues music in a major key…it just didn’t fit.

I guess I’m gay-for-a-day.

+4

@Menderman, hey, that’s GREAT!
Congrats.

+5

Gettafukouttahere I’d rather watch “Cool Hand Luke.”

+6

Holy Mole, she has some moles. Not like my wife who has 23,768 last time I counted…

+4

With Mr. Pinko I gotta give my date of birth, my mothers maiden name, and my driver license number.
Go fu*k yerself.

+6

Moe Tom. Exactly, Kates got no wheels. I’m a leg men, and those suck. Best ever car wash scene. You just can’t beat the classics.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veCZvM6-okQ
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Tom, Wasn’t that Tuesday Wells?

+4

Congratulations, Menderman. Grandparenthood is wonderful!

+6

Joy Harmon

Mr. Pinko. For you. Don’t bring that weak shit here no more. Actually, this is awesome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFZdyegy1y0
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Ha! She’s not even remotely good looking. She’s got toothpicks for legs and a pine board flat arse. It’s amazing how idiotic men act over an obviously weak specimen of the female form. And the former poster was right, seemed more like a commercial about her than it was about the car.

+6

guys here is kate upton’s sister outdoing the car wash thang.http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=-NZ870iY0zU

+3

@reddecaesari – Major buzz kill! Is that Hip Hip Hooray’s albino sister?

+3

@moxieman

no.
it IS kate’s sister. i swear.

think her name is cake upton.

+7

BTW, Here is a pic of my grandkids Mom…eat your heart out Kate!

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Menderman/289575117762761#!/photo.php?fbid=464537503599854&set=a.403900242996914.106251.289575117762761&type=1&theater

+4

that was then… and dang it she grew up…..

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Menderman/289575117762761#!/photo.php?fbid=464540056932932&set=a.403900242996914.106251.289575117762761&type=1&theater

She is still a little kid to me…

+4

Menderman, Congrats Bro. I’m excited that your excited, if that makes sense.

+4

Thanks Bad Guy! And yes, I am EXCITED!!!!!

+3

God Bless you and yours. Good night.

+3

From the diaphragm up, Kate Upton is gorgeous; down, average. And she never touches the car or gets wet, an essential to “sexy.”

Why the black guys? They don’t buy Benzes, they buy Cadillac ‘Sclades (unless they’re Haitian and there’s only one of them in the NFL.)

Czar is spot on about the music.

Moe Tom’s taste reflects mine (Cool Hand Luke set several standards, and Burns Nicht is tonight!) and Brad ID’s her correctly as Joy Harmon.

And CONGRATULATIONS, MENDERGRAMPS!!

Now, got coffee, got OJ, got sausage cheese mcwaffle, time to hit recycle button and review all those film clips!

+1

And the Benz looks like it was designed by Chrysler. I thought Benz dumped Chrysler.

+1

Racy? Are you kidding me? Does anyone remember this Paris Hilton ad that was blasted all over TV years ago?

Now this is racy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9P1TTJrho58

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Congratulations, Menderman!

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Advertisement gets all of the internet in a lather = major win for the agency. That said, I haven’t watched it yet but I wouldn’t kick Kate out of bed for eating crackers.

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Congrats Menderman – I went from zero to two in two months last fall. It is fun!

+1

Menderman…Congratulations!!!! Great to hear some good news!!!

+1

UGH!!! Chicken legs and fake boobs!

BIG turn-off! On the other hand, she’d look great in a Big Bird costume.

+1

Congrats to Papaw, you are going to love it.

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