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Horrorman18
February 9th, 2010
BFH
Did you lend that lead singer your hat?
Matt
February 9th, 2010
That is a link to the two worst songs in the history of music.
Because of BFH,I no longer have speakers hooked to my computer.
what made those songs even worse is that they didn’t get rated 35’s by the two pinheads – and, btw, why a rating system of 35 – 98?? If they were just trying to be different why not start at 45? At least that would have been clever. bfh
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McHugeLarge
February 9th, 2010
I like it, and it’s very appropriate. I cannot wait until this one termer’s one term is over. Then I will only have to hate him occasionally like Carter. And that did sort of look like your hat, but it wasn’t big enough.
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IOpian
February 9th, 2010
Wonder how they kept Crowder out of this one. He’d make a great hip dancer.
Diann
February 9th, 2010
The guy in the brown wig and brown leisure suit is my favorite part of this. Heh. Funny.
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BigFurHat
February 9th, 2010
Yep, agreed Diann. He is very Brian Fantana.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3WHG2QNgQQ
Brian
February 9th, 2010
Brian who?
Matt
February 9th, 2010
BFH,Thank GOD those two Coke Heads were WRONG about that first song. Can you IMAGINE if that was played on the oldies station?
I would turn Amish.
Boobie the Rocket Dog
February 9th, 2010
I LOVE ‘ZO!
I’ve always liked that Joe Jones song.
I think I spotted FLO among the backup chorus!
As good as it gets (except maybe Pat Boone’s original very-un-PC “Speedy Gonzalez.”)
Call me Lennie
February 9th, 2010
We’ve got Pat Boone on our side? Looks like the worm has turned against the O even in Hollywood!! (l0l)
Matt
February 9th, 2010
I found this-Its WRONG but it was Clarks reasoning behind the ratings system:
“Rate-A-Record” system with a scale of 35-98. Because no song is SO bad that it should rate less than 35, and no song is perfect.”
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Boobie the Rocket Dog
February 9th, 2010
I believe Pat Boone, direct descendant of Daniel, has always been one of us, as is his daughter Debby. After “Speedy,” he scored in the Christian music market, as well as some wise investments (one of which was handled by my dad.)
IH8Socialist
February 9th, 2010
Zo always cracks me up, all the video needed was Crowder. And Pat Boone I thought he was dead.
Tom Mannis, B.A.
February 9th, 2010
I object to the use of racial stereotypes. That Pat Boone dude, for example.
jclady
February 9th, 2010
Click on the link and watch for Hines’ relative with the Kermit puppet. Kermit abuse!