Sorry, President Obama. As young women, we prefer an AR-15 “assault” rifle with a 30-round magazine for self-defense.
In fact, we wouldn’t want to be stuck at home without one. In the wake of mass murders like Sandy Hook and the horrific rapes and murders of thousands of women each year, pepper spray, mace, or five-round handheld pistols aren’t going to cut it.
So what’s a girl to do? When choosing our tool for home defense, we want the best — in accuracy, handling, and aesthetics. The best choice by all three criteria is — hands down — the AR-15.
AR-15s are the most popular rifle in the U.S.; more than 3 million Americans own one. And its popularity isn’t with criminals — assault rifles account for only 0.6 percent of murders every year. Rather, the semi-automatic AR-15 is the gun of choice for many hunters, target shooters, and home defenders.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. The most popular gun in the country, at 3,000,000 possessions, and it accounts for 0.6 percent of all murders?
I’ve been watching Penis Morgan all month tell me all about these “massss shootings” while in his next pickled herring breath he spittles out the “11,000 murders in America per year” statistic.
You mean to tell me that this twisted old fruit has been conflating and smokifying the mirrors? I’ve been hoodwinked!
If I can prove that more than 0.6 of the murders in America were committed by people wearing Air Jordans, I’m calling for a complete ban.