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Gary J Busey
People have their Twitter favorites. One of mine is Gary J Busey. No, it’s not the real Busey, but he captures the spirit.
- Does anybody know what time Game 2 of the Superbowl starts?
- I saw Avatar and I don’t get what the big deal is. It’s just like the time I smoked a joint dipped in formaldehyde and watched “Fern Gully”
- Don’t know what to get your sweetheart for Valentine’s Day? I do! http://www.edibleanus.com/
- To me, it’d make more sense to make March “Black History Month” and give the shortest month of the year to midgets.
- I can’t wait for the day Lady GaGa gets mistaken for a piñata.
- I like my women like Jenga towers: They go down when I pull out.
- How was I to know that it was offensive to dance “The Robot” in front of an actual robot?
- Did Gone With the Wind have amazing special effects, or is my TV signal breaking up?
- I thought a “pop-up blocker” is what helps you hide your beach boners.
- There’s no sound more beautiful than a beer cracking open. It’s like an Angel’s queef.
- It’s too bad the Amish can’t do the Electric Slide.
- Interventions would be a lot more fun if they had an open bar.
- I hate to see pretty girls cry. That’s why you’ve got to knock them out with one punch.
ScratchNSniff
February 9th, 2010
Oh Great! Now Hiney will have something that melts in his mouth and in his hands.
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Boobie the Rocket Dog
February 9th, 2010
Those are great wisecracks and, frankly, I don’t think the real Gary Busey (is there such a thing?) could come up with them.
He may be a SOB to work with, but I like his movies. One only pictures the concept of “attitude” as residing in Brooklynites until seeing Busey do his stuff. Don’t know where he’s from but I associate him with Texas, like his role in “Buddy Holly.”
Matt
February 9th, 2010
I always get Gary Busey mixed up with Nick Nolte.
I bet Nick Nolte hates it when I do that.
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Horrorman18
February 9th, 2010
Matt
Perfectly understandable:
http://totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/128976539454127171.jpg
IH8Socialist
February 9th, 2010
http://www.edibleanus.com/ I bet hiney’s got stock in that company.
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Diann
February 9th, 2010
Okay. I took the bait and clicked on the link. And the biggest “ick” factor was “Manufactured by hand in the UK.”
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Horrorman18
February 9th, 2010
@ IH8Socialist
Now that is too f@!king funny
Doc
February 9th, 2010
I’ve seen Busey on some of those “Roasts” they do on Comedy Central. It’s hard to tell if some of the stuff that comes out of his mouth is an act or from his dane bramage.