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Home - by - January 24, 2013 - 12:00 America/New_York - 26 Comments

And that 5 o’clock shadow? Hers.

 

h/t  Cracker Annie

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  1. Unruly Refugee

    January 24th, 2013

    He must have caught mange from eating dog that wasn’t cooked well enough.

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  2. Unruly Refugee

    January 24th, 2013

    Together they remind me of a blues song, “Give me back my wig.”

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  3. bitterclinger

    January 24th, 2013

    It’s like King Minus ran out of Grecian Formula in the half circle on his temple.

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  4. Diann

    January 24th, 2013

    Moochie’s thought bubble:

    “Sheeeeyut, can you believe we fooled them AGAIN?!”

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  5. Horrorman18

    January 24th, 2013

    Destroying the Constitution can age a man

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  6. The book?

    January 24th, 2013

    Ain’t that a KORAN?

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  7. thirdtwin

    January 24th, 2013

    It’s almost like the Gigantic Horror Scar which circumnavigates his skull is the boundary between grey and black hair.

    Has anyone ever determined exactly how he got that scar? The cause is probably why he won’t release his medical records.

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  8. hanoverfist

    January 24th, 2013

    His hair is a hologram.
    He’s really a Lizard Man.

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  9. Dismas In Wonderland

    January 24th, 2013

    Obama burned his head when he went to hell to pay obeisance to his lord and master allah/satan.

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    And @The Book? “Ain’t that the Koran?”.

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    No, it’s the Bible. Obama doesn’t believe in the God (יהוה) of the Bible, so he doesn’t mind telling lies while touching it. Lies like “(I) will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.”

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  10. Team America

    January 24th, 2013

    I try not to pass judgement on peoples looks (ok, I’m not being that truthful) but WOW! moo-moo is the homeliest (wo)Man I’ve seen.

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  11. giamby

    January 24th, 2013

    That’s Geraldine Jones, straight up.

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  12. finai

    January 24th, 2013

    Jane Fonda and Bad Luck Foo Dog

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  13. aleon

    January 24th, 2013

    That greying area is a result of his origin, if you look more closely it’s taking on the shape of Africa.

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  14. Stirrin the B.S.

    January 24th, 2013

    Looks like he’s in need of a touch up of his Kenyan Formula For Men.

    And the book actually looks more like the family cook book, although I don’t think Mooch would even know how to turn the oven on.

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  15. Pepsi

    January 24th, 2013

    Didn’t he burn his hair doing a Pepsi commercial?

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  16. Navy Squid

    January 24th, 2013

    Well, you know. On *some* men (and I’m using the term loosely, in this case) their pubic hair turns gray first! Seems to be the case here for King Barak!

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  17. Navy Squid

    January 24th, 2013

    And Moose seems to be channeling her inner Dick Nixon!

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  18. wth

    January 24th, 2013

    He has to spray the back with Mane Hair Thickening Spray to hide the scar and is too lame to match the colors.

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  19. Lady Pint

    January 24th, 2013

    The gentelman on the right is a bit more handsom than the skinny one on the left…even though the Prince Valent hair doo is very silly.

    Lady

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  20. Buffalobob

    January 24th, 2013

    Lady Pint, Prince Valent? I just scrolled down to post that exact comment. We are dating ourselves.

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  21. Tim

    January 24th, 2013

    That scar is from the horn removal.

    Soros thought the horns and bifurcated tail would look a tad obvious, even to non-believers.

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  22. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    January 24th, 2013

    He’s wearing a merkin.

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  23. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    January 24th, 2013

    She needs a sand scrub and some lotion.

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  24. Yikes, I'm blind

    January 24th, 2013

    A koran? a Bible ? Naw, that thick tome is their travel/vacation binder for 2013. Spreading their class act across the globe.

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  25. I don't get it???

    January 24th, 2013

    Why is Moe Howard in the photo.

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  26. Slick Sammy Slone

    January 24th, 2013

    Moe Howard! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA…(choke)…HAHAHAHA!!!

    These two still make me wanna puke!

    Sam

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