Home - by Cardigan - January 24, 2013 - 12:00 America/New_York - 26 Comments
And that 5 o’clock shadow? Hers.
h/t Cracker Annie
January 24th, 2013
He must have caught mange from eating dog that wasn’t cooked well enough.
Together they remind me of a blues song, “Give me back my wig.”
It’s like King Minus ran out of Grecian Formula in the half circle on his temple.
Moochie’s thought bubble:
“Sheeeeyut, can you believe we fooled them AGAIN?!”
Destroying the Constitution can age a man
Ain’t that a KORAN?
It’s almost like the Gigantic Horror Scar which circumnavigates his skull is the boundary between grey and black hair.
Has anyone ever determined exactly how he got that scar? The cause is probably why he won’t release his medical records.
His hair is a hologram.
He’s really a Lizard Man.
Dismas In Wonderland
Obama burned his head when he went to hell to pay obeisance to his lord and master allah/satan.
And @The Book? “Ain’t that the Koran?”.
No, it’s the Bible. Obama doesn’t believe in the God (יהוה) of the Bible, so he doesn’t mind telling lies while touching it. Lies like “(I) will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.”
I try not to pass judgement on peoples looks (ok, I’m not being that truthful) but WOW! moo-moo is the homeliest (wo)Man I’ve seen.
That’s Geraldine Jones, straight up.
Jane Fonda and Bad Luck Foo Dog
That greying area is a result of his origin, if you look more closely it’s taking on the shape of Africa.
Stirrin the B.S.
Looks like he’s in need of a touch up of his Kenyan Formula For Men.
And the book actually looks more like the family cook book, although I don’t think Mooch would even know how to turn the oven on.
Didn’t he burn his hair doing a Pepsi commercial?
Well, you know. On *some* men (and I’m using the term loosely, in this case) their pubic hair turns gray first! Seems to be the case here for King Barak!
And Moose seems to be channeling her inner Dick Nixon!
He has to spray the back with Mane Hair Thickening Spray to hide the scar and is too lame to match the colors.
The gentelman on the right is a bit more handsom than the skinny one on the left…even though the Prince Valent hair doo is very silly.
Lady Pint, Prince Valent? I just scrolled down to post that exact comment. We are dating ourselves.
That scar is from the horn removal.
Soros thought the horns and bifurcated tail would look a tad obvious, even to non-believers.
Mary Jane Anklestraps
He’s wearing a merkin.
She needs a sand scrub and some lotion.
Yikes, I'm blind
A koran? a Bible ? Naw, that thick tome is their travel/vacation binder for 2013. Spreading their class act across the globe.
I don't get it???
Why is Moe Howard in the photo.
Slick Sammy Slone
Moe Howard! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA…(choke)…HAHAHAHA!!!
These two still make me wanna puke!
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