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Home - by - January 23, 2013 - 15:15 America/New_York - 32 Comments

Girl scolded, searched for pulling out paper gun at school

Fox 29 reports that one of the fifth grader’s classmates reportedly saw the paper gun and notified administrators as she was going to throw it away.

“He yelled at me and said I shouldn’t have brought the gun to school and I kept telling him it was a paper gun but he wouldn’t listen,” Melody tells Fox 29.

Kelly says school staff searched her daughter while other students watched.

» 32 Comments

  1. persecutor

    January 23rd, 2013

    Give me a friggin’ break!

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  2. joe6pak

    January 23rd, 2013

    At the very least someone deserves to get their ass kicked.

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  3. Keith in Seattle

    January 23rd, 2013

    You gotta be kidding me… Wow, glad my daughters don’t go to that school… I’d be having a field day with idiots…

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  4. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    January 23rd, 2013

    omg It’s a Mead-15!!!

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  5. jeckelmyhyde

    January 23rd, 2013

    We all know where this is going….
    [youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puM1eT15NYw&hl=en_US&version=3

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  6. The Doktor

    January 23rd, 2013

    The gun is just like Clinton’s “surplus” – all on paper.

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  7. hanoverfist

    January 23rd, 2013

    Someone needs a waterboarding.
    And it AINT the fifth grader.

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  8. Kairn

    January 23rd, 2013

    American public schools systems get their knickers in a horrible twist over kids bringing paper guns to school or a kid talking about a toy bubble blowing gun?? But they aren’t turning their crappy marxist systems inside out over the sick epidemic of teachers boffing their students!!! And I’m talking an endless parade of female teachers here. Pedophiles, all of them.

    Everyone needs to get their kids out of the public school system!! NOW!! Starve the damn beast. Our kids deserve so much better than this insane trauma. Stand up every one! Get Angry People!!! For the sake of the kids, adults need to start acting like adults and protect their kids from these amoral marxist louts who have infected our school system.

    Man, this stuff makes me so angry. And I don’t even have kids.

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  9. Twellsy

    January 23rd, 2013

    @ Kairn: You are correct. It’s a fact that there are more teacher/student relationships in public schools than in the Catholic institutions. But you’ll never hear that from the lame stream.

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  10. aleon

    January 23rd, 2013

    I hope the authorities destroyed it. I’d hate to think what might happen if it ended up in the hands of someone with the intent of doing harm.

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  11. Blink

    January 23rd, 2013

    I always thought America became a great nation because the people had an abundance of common sense and were free to use it.

    As time goes by fewer people have common sense and of the few who still do, they’re prohibited from using it. Is there any hope of reversing this trend?

    These paper, finger, pizza slice guns in school stories show a complete lack of common sense from the adults in the school and the stories are maddening.

    Oh, and teaching classmates to be rats is worse than the failure to teach common sense by example.

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  12. Gina

    January 23rd, 2013

    Sounds like psychological damage and child molestation if you ask me

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  13. KF

    January 23rd, 2013

    There have been a bunch of idiot teachers and other assorted over reacting adults that have had kids suspended for making guns with their fingers and saying “bang” recently.

    Including one kid that was hassled for a Hello Kitty bubble gun that doesn’t look anything like a real gun.

    http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/01/19/pennsylvania-girl-5-suspended-for-threatening-to-shoot-girl-with-pink-toy-gun/

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  14. hanoverfist

    January 23rd, 2013

    At the next gun buyback program, I’m gonna be soooooooo stinkin rich!!!!!!!

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  15. BigFurHat

    January 23rd, 2013

    Comment of the month right there ^

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  16. Unruly Refugee

    January 23rd, 2013

    It’s not the kids who play army or cowboys and Indians that grow up to be murderers, it’s the ones who sit on their drugged asses watching Hollywood violence sermons when they get home from liberal indoctrination classes.

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  17. hanoverfist

    January 23rd, 2013

    Hey Fur.
    How much do you want to buy my Walmart cards for?

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  18. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    January 23rd, 2013

    I’m wondering whether the kid has a daddy. Does he have any balls?

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  19. Stranded in Sonoma

    January 23rd, 2013

    If you have school-age children, you may want to visit this website: Rescue Your Child. I can’t say they have all the answers but their mission is to get your children out of the public schools. That can’t be a bad thing.

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  20. Aidan

    January 23rd, 2013

    Just waitin’ for all of this nonsense to assemble into critical mass.

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  21. Unruly Refugee

    January 23rd, 2013

    @Stranded in Sonoma

    That’s a great link, thanks. Only one of my daughters had to endure about a year of California school indoctrination before I saw fit to raise my kids elsewhere and move out of the communist police state.

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  22. dapenguin

    January 23rd, 2013

    if only she had a condom and a dime bag instead

    probably would have made her student of the month

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  23. Steaming Pyle

    January 23rd, 2013

    How many ghetto kids somewhere were shot while they were hassling this sweet kid? This country has gone stupid.

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  24. The Doktor

    January 23rd, 2013

    You know you live in a country, state or city run by idiots…
    When smoking Pot is legal and widely accepted But smoking tobacco is treated like a criminal offense.
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    You can get arrested for expired tags on your car but not for being in the country illegally.
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    Your government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions of dollars of debt is to spend trillions more of our money.
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    You know you live in a Country run by idiots if…
    A seven year old boy can be thrown out of school for calling his teacher “cute” but hosting a sexual exploration or diversity class in grade school is perfectly acceptable.
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    You know you live in a Country run by idiots if…
    The Supreme Court of the United States can rule that lower courts cannot display the 10 Commandments in their courtroom, while sitting in front of a display of the 10 Commandments.
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    You know you live in a Country run by idiots if…
    Children are forcibly removed from parents who appropriately discipline them while children of “underprivileged” drug addicts are left to rot in filth infested cesspools.
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    You know you live in a Country run by idiots if…
    Working class Americans pay for their own health care (and the health care of everyone else) while unmarried women are free to have child after child on the “State’s” dime while never being held responsible for their own choices.
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    You know you live in a Country run by idiots if…
    Hard work and success are rewarded with higher taxes and government intrusion, while slothful, lazy behavior is rewarded with EBT cards, WIC checks, Medicaid and subsidized housing, and free cell phones.
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    You know you live in a Country run by idiots if…
    The government’s plan for getting people back to work is to provide 99 weeks of unemployment checks (to not work).
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    You know you live in a Country run by idiots if…
    Being self-sufficient is considered a threat to the government.
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    Politicians think that stripping away the amendments to the constitution is really protecting the rights of the people.
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    You know you live in a Country run by idiots if…
    The rights of the Government come before the rights of the individual.
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    You know you live in a Country run by idiots if…
    Parents believe the State is responsible for providing for their children.
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    Being stripped of the ability to defend yourself makes you “safe”.
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    You have to have your parents signature to go on a school field trip but not to get an abortion.
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    Using the “N” word is considered “hate speech” but writing and singing songs about raping women and killing cops is considered “art”.

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  25. the aardvark

    January 23rd, 2013

    So now paper that doesn’t even look like a gun except to a progtard is illegal or soon will be. What a bunch of dumbshits. I’d probably be in jail now if they saw all the planes, tanks, guns etc. I drew when I was in grade school back in the early 60′s. Lets ban paper now, you just never know when some “EVIL” gradeschooler is going to make a fake paper gun. Bang, pow, a paper gun can kill you! BULLSHIT!

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  26. MaryfromMarin

    January 23rd, 2013

    Apparently, being employed by the public school system leaves people with way too much time on their hands. There’s certainly no education happening there–just endless opportunities for common sense breakdowns.

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  27. DavidD

    January 23rd, 2013

    Ooh, but someone might get a papercut.

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  28. Kairn

    January 23rd, 2013

    @The Doktor,
    The list you posted above is a stark and sober reality of how low our society has been brought by the hypocrisy of the left. I have copied and sent this list to others as a mechanism for prompting people to see where we have come from and to see in a sober light where the life sucking leftists are taking us.

    This insanity needs to stop. The only way for that to happen is for a majority of American’s to wake up and start seriously battling against this evil crap. We all need to copy and carry this list around with us and refer to it ceaselessly whenever engaging with the lazy ass minds of liberal leaning people.

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  29. Noelegy

    January 23rd, 2013

    She might have given someone a PAPER CUT.

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  30. One Notch Above a Congresscritter

    January 24th, 2013

    One doesn’t have to wonder why kids come out of public schools with no skills.

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  31. MNHawk

    January 24th, 2013

    She’s lucky. If she was packing a pink Hello Kitty Assault Bubble Blower the leftist garbage that control public “education” really would come down hard on her.

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  32. scr_north

    January 24th, 2013

    The majority of your schools and school administrations are contolled from progressives/libs whatever you want to call them and the PTA’s who still have power are too lazy, too intimidated or just plain blind to do anything about it. This is happening in your Red states as well. The next generations are being schooled not in your constitution or in self reliance and responsibility but in socialism.

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