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Man jailed after repeatedly calling 911 for a ride to Mexico

Immokalee, Florida (The Weekly Vice) – Alvaro Francisco, a 26-year-old Immokalee man was jailed Sunday after he allegedly called 911 numerous times to ask for a ride to Mexico and other places.
According to the Collier County Sheriff’s Office, Francisco called 911 ten times between Saturday at 8:16 p.m. and Sunday at 12:45 a.m.
Each time, Francisco asked the operator if he could have a ride to his friend’s house, his boss’s house, and even to Mexico. He was told that those requests were not considered an emergency.





golfmax13
January 23rd, 2013
So now they’ll deport him to Mexico?
Jethro
January 23rd, 2013
Pick him up in the middle of the night, put him on a plane and fly it to the middle of Mexico. Strap a parachute on him and push him out.
Poonces
January 23rd, 2013
Sounds like The police need to learn how to say “no habla idiot-o”.
Dan Ryan Galt
January 23rd, 2013
Put him on a bus to Maricopa County and Sheriff Joe will get his sorry A$$ back to Mexico.
dapenguin
January 23rd, 2013
hey leave the guy alone, he just wanted to go sowmehere where he could still get an Ar-15
jeckelmyhyde
January 23rd, 2013
Drop him off at Botox Pelosi’s house.
jeckelmyhyde
January 23rd, 2013
Too much vino, Pelosi live in California hupppp.
Mary Jane Anklestraps
January 23rd, 2013
Take him to Mexico city. Isn’t that the capitol?
When a nation deports a criminal, they should always get deported to the offender nation’s capitol.
Adios, mustachio!
Noelegy
January 23rd, 2013
I’ll bet he didn’t ask in English, either.
The Mad German
January 23rd, 2013
Guess he figured “Sherrif” meant “taxi” in Spanish being he’s seen so many of his friends riding in one.
The Mad German
January 23rd, 2013
Obviously he’s got to be the dumbest mexican to slip by our state of the art borders and top notch border agents.
When I worked in Indy, immigration was in 1 of my buildings. A couple of days before any holiday it was always packed, lines out the doors.
I thought, maybe they were trying to wrap up paperwork before the holidays, or wanted to get there because of Immigration being closed on the holidays.
I mentioned this to my hispanic friend…he laughed and said NO, they go there and turn themselves in before the holidays for a free deportation ride home.
That way when they come back after the holidays it only cost them half to make the trip home.
True story.
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One Notch Above a Congresscritter
January 24th, 2013
@ Jethro Nice plan except for the parachute.
One Notch Above a Congresscritter
January 24th, 2013
His thick skull will break the fall.