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Man jailed after repeatedly calling 911 for a ride to Mexico

Home - by - January 23, 2013 - 18:15 America/New_York - 13 Comments

 

Immokalee, Florida (The Weekly Vice) – Alvaro Francisco, a 26-year-old Immokalee man was jailed Sunday after he allegedly called 911 numerous times to ask for a ride to Mexico and other places.

According to the Collier County Sheriff’s Office, Francisco called 911 ten times between Saturday at 8:16 p.m. and Sunday at 12:45 a.m.

Each time, Francisco asked the operator if he could have a ride to his friend’s house, his boss’s house, and even to Mexico. He was told that those requests were not considered an emergency.

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  1. golfmax13

    January 23rd, 2013

    So now they’ll deport him to Mexico?

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  2. Jethro

    January 23rd, 2013

    Pick him up in the middle of the night, put him on a plane and fly it to the middle of Mexico. Strap a parachute on him and push him out.

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  3. Poonces

    January 23rd, 2013

    Sounds like The police need to learn how to say “no habla idiot-o”.

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  4. Dan Ryan Galt

    January 23rd, 2013

    Put him on a bus to Maricopa County and Sheriff Joe will get his sorry A$$ back to Mexico.

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  5. dapenguin

    January 23rd, 2013

    hey leave the guy alone, he just wanted to go sowmehere where he could still get an Ar-15

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  6. jeckelmyhyde

    January 23rd, 2013

    Drop him off at Botox Pelosi’s house.

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  7. jeckelmyhyde

    January 23rd, 2013

    Too much vino, Pelosi live in California hupppp.

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  8. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    January 23rd, 2013

    Take him to Mexico city. Isn’t that the capitol?
    When a nation deports a criminal, they should always get deported to the offender nation’s capitol.
    Adios, mustachio!

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  9. Noelegy

    January 23rd, 2013

    I’ll bet he didn’t ask in English, either.

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  10. The Mad German

    January 23rd, 2013

    Guess he figured “Sherrif” meant “taxi” in Spanish being he’s seen so many of his friends riding in one.

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  11. The Mad German

    January 23rd, 2013

    Obviously he’s got to be the dumbest mexican to slip by our state of the art borders and top notch border agents.

    When I worked in Indy, immigration was in 1 of my buildings. A couple of days before any holiday it was always packed, lines out the doors.

    I thought, maybe they were trying to wrap up paperwork before the holidays, or wanted to get there because of Immigration being closed on the holidays.
    I mentioned this to my hispanic friend…he laughed and said NO, they go there and turn themselves in before the holidays for a free deportation ride home.
    That way when they come back after the holidays it only cost them half to make the trip home.

    True story.

    Welcome to Government Travel Agency

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  12. One Notch Above a Congresscritter

    January 24th, 2013

    @ Jethro Nice plan except for the parachute.

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  13. One Notch Above a Congresscritter

    January 24th, 2013

    His thick skull will break the fall.

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