Home - by BigFurHat - January 22, 2013 - 21:00 America/New_York - 31 Comments
As seen in Britain-
January 22nd, 2013
Next year they will outlaw shoelaces…
Eat with your hands? You can stick your finger in someone’s eye or choke them…then what? Eat out of a bowl like your cat or dog?
Well my first reaction was, Are you fing kidding me. But then I thought, on our current trajectory and momentum we will be there soon.
Left Coast Dan
A friend just informed me that they have a very low gun homicide rate though. So apparently it’s ok.
BTW she’s worked for the UN for a couple of decades. ..
rofl, so its illegal to own flatware? wha? how does the UK feel about sharp pencils? Philip head screwdrivers? pointy sticks?
There are those brief moments that I think why the hell did our men fight and die for these assholes in 2 World Wars.
Dan Ryan Galt
Rule Britannia, Britannia rule the waves!
Britons never, ever, ever shall be slaves.
Well, so much for that tripe. They out law guns and knives yet let muslimes ruin their country and impose Sharia law.
National suicide that should be a lesson for us but probably won’t be.
The Mad German
Yeah but they still have stabbings, maybe they need to pass more flatware laws and close these loopholes or impose background checks for flatware being sold at swapmeets and yardsales.
Is a bad ass steak knife an assault weapon over there?
20 years ago when I married my wife,she insisted we use solid silver place settings every day. We have since day one. Is that weird or what? We got a huge set for a wedding gift and We used them because we didn’t have any other flatware.
No we are not rich.
The Brits are all EXTREME lefties.
The Offensive Weapons Act of 1996 lead directly to the Chopstick Massacre of 1997.
Geoff C. The Saltine
I never buy something that I want to kill with from the “Pink” department.
From the old radio show, The Black Museum in the bowls of Scotland Yard. (Narrated by Orson Wells back in the 50′s)
Items used to commit murder in London.
.22 cal pistol. A brick Weed killer
Car tire claw hammar glass shard
door key Jack handle Sash cord
Mandolin string a pike straight razor
open end wrench wooden mallet a shovel
walking stick piece of iron chain Thongs
a sheath knife a sword.
Each night Orson Wells would describe what happened. Great show. The whole family was glued to the radio.
How did the get the glue off?
super toe, On his second tour in a B-24 my dad flew out of England. Loved the English people, detested the British Military. Hated them. He died before the first election that Barry stole. I think it would have broken his heart.
J Frank Parnell
A butter knife with a bayonet lug or garnade launcher is FORBIDDEN!!!!
I’ll bite: Laquer thinner,what else?
F.D.R. in Hell
If you would like to listen to THE BLACK MUSEUM radio programs, go here…
Is it on Dish? What channel?
Well spork my polyps!
What about a thumbhole in the handle? or a nightvision scope?
So what do the kids under 18 get when da and mum take them out to eat at a restaurant, a feedbag?
January 23rd, 2013
An I phone loaded with apps. They’ll forget about dinner in a minute.
“I fear the day that technology will surpass our human interaction. the world will have a generation of idiots.” – Albert Einstein
“An I phone loaded with apps.”
Yum, I love appetizers!
Unruly ref. We have arrived. Alber was right on.
Here’s another source for the “Black Museum” programs, as well as dozens of other great old radio shows…Nero Wolfe, Sherlock Holmes, Jack Benny, as well as radio broadcasts of old movies.
There are even old commercials…Lucky Strike cigarettes and loads more. It’s pretty cool.
Boobie the Rocket Dog
@ Norman, FDRiH- Thanks for those. Beats CNN et al.
I listen to a lot of the Old time radio programs on XM channel 82 daily. Great stuff. Gunsmoke with William Conrad as Matt Dillon, The Six Shooter with Jimmy Stewart, Tales Of The Texas Rangers with Joel McCrea, Have Gun Will Travel with John Dehner are among the many westerns they play on a regular basis. Also Dragnet, The Green Hornet, Broadway Is My Beat, The Saint with Vincent Price, Richard Diamond Private Detective and so many others. My personal favorites are Fibber Mcgee and Molly, Jack Benny, Dimension X and X Minus One as well as Yours Truly Johnny Dollar (especially the 5 part marathons) and I Was a Communist For The FBI with Dana Andrews. I can listen all day to old time radio rather than watch TV.
This is a non-issue. Read the entire Notice.
The “youts” don’t need utensils for their chiggin-uggets or for the bullshit that is being fed to them.
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