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Inaugural Lunch 3,000 calories
“You gonna finish that?”
The Weekly Standard
The menu for today’s Inaugural lunch, with President Obama and members of Congress, has been posted:
First Course: Steamed Lobster with New England Clam Chowder Sauce
Second Course: Hickory Grilled Bison with Red Potato Horseradish Cake and Wild Huckleberry Reduction
Third Course: Hudson Valley Apple Pie with Sour Cream Ice Cream, Aged Cheese and Honey
The wines served will include:
- Tierce Finger Lakes Dry Riesling (2010)
- Korbel Natural, Special Inaugural Cuvée California Champagne
- Bedell Cellars Merlot (2009)
NBC reports the total calorie count per meal is 3,000:
Chip Kale
January 22nd, 2013
What! No kale chips??!!
Marqsheb
January 22nd, 2013
No wonder she was wearing that big red dress at the ball!
Boobie the Rocket Dog
January 22nd, 2013
Why not barbecued moose?
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I am puzzled by this: “Hickory Grilled Bison with Red Potato Horseradish Cake”
I think if you ask anyone who knows about BBQ, red meat (bison) tastes better done over mesquite. Hickory is for pork. But Moose will eat anything and Barak probably just ate the fries and ice cream.
The red potato horseradish dish sounds interesting, but not with berry sauce, puh-leez.
norman einstein
January 22nd, 2013
Nice table manners on the First Wookie, too.
Everybody else is finished, and she’s still shovelling it in.
And with her elbows on the table.
Classy!
It’s not easy maintaining that ‘figure’.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=oGcbXiuCM0o
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Boobie the Rocket Dog
January 22nd, 2013
@ Marqsheb – ‘Cause she sees herself as Julius Caesar?
demonrat dave
January 22nd, 2013
Must be nice to feed on tax dollars while the rest of us are eating soup. Well, those of us that can’t get lobster on the EBT card.
Hawaiian
January 22nd, 2013
High caloric capacity assault lunch. Those things are dangerous and should be banned. You know, fo da chirruns.
Claudia
January 22nd, 2013
She has no idea what she expresses to the nation or the world as a representative of America. The ‘office’ of First Lady used to mean something but she has degraded it and the nation with her trailer/ghetto trash actions.
Wait, maybe she does know what she is doing. Showing her hatred of America and it’s citizens for all the world to see; that feeds her soul. Her sour diseased soul.
Stranded in Sonoma
January 22nd, 2013
Just like her “husband,” Mooshell has lowered the bar all the way to the floor for anyone to be FLOTUS. When we finally get a real president and first lady, there will be a great sigh of relief from all but the libtards who will see them as dangerous. Because they will set the bar back to its appropriate height where socialists will have a tough time measuring up, just as they should.
conservative cowgirl
January 22nd, 2013
And how much did this coronation lunch cost we the serfs?
jeckelmyhyde
January 22nd, 2013
Hyperhippocrites
Christy944
January 22nd, 2013
The should have had to follow her school lunch rules. If it’s good enough for the children…….
Stirrin the B.S.
January 22nd, 2013
Well isn’t that special, I had a PB&J sammich for lunch today.
The Mad German
January 22nd, 2013
3,000 calories? Is she on a diet?
She keeps under 3k a meal, theres no way she’ll be able to maintain that big ass.
Dan Ryan Galt
January 22nd, 2013
With any luck, she’ll eat her self to death. I just hope she does it before the country completely runs out of money.
Dan Ryan Galt
January 22nd, 2013
Madam First Lady, might I suggest this fashionable accessory?
http://www.pleasantridge.ca/index.php/feed-bag-canvas.html
Hedgehog
January 22nd, 2013
Wait! Don’t lobsters have feelings? Isn’t Bison an endangered species?
Tim
January 22nd, 2013
I wouldn’t eat that shit on a bet.
Tad too fru-fru for my pedestrian taste.
And I’ve had Korbel Champagne – headache in a bottle.
Trixie Bluebell
January 22nd, 2013
Where were the veggies? The greens? The fruit? Sounds like a heavy meal for the middle of the day – although I wouldn’t mind trying that lobster dish…
Dr. Tar
January 22nd, 2013
What, no tamales?
Chip Kale
January 22nd, 2013
@Dr Tar- Here’s your tamales:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=DgWlOCq3UOs#t=237s
Enjoy!
Jarhead Cracka
January 22nd, 2013
That was LUNCH?? Who the hell can eat that much at lunch; well of course Michelle can.
Caegyn
January 22nd, 2013
I just would like to say, thanks to many conservative bloggers out there, I got to relive the horror of watching Moochelle hork those 3000 calories down with that frozen on mask of hatred and condencendance, while rolling her eyes furious that she was forced to be with all those ‘lesser’ people.
Hmm, is that a run on sentence? Well, it won’t be the first time I’ve been ticketed by the Grammar Police.
Noelegy
January 22nd, 2013
Food-aggressive behavior.