Home - by IOTW Reports - January 21, 2013 - 16:20 America/New_York - 85 Comments
…it’s our anniversary today.
iOwnTheWorld enters its fifth year.
Mary Jane Anklestraps
January 21st, 2013
Who brought cake?
Cakes should bring the cake.
I’ll bring the funny hats.
You guys have kept me sane for four years.
I was introduced to you via PopModel and the video short: The Pez Dispenser.
Happy Anniversary iOTW!
Oh, it may be time to update the Ugly Mosaic in honor of 4 years.
Dang, time flies… Congrats iOTW!
Happy Birthday to a GREAT SITE!!
And, thanks to all of the hard working, dedicated people that make this place a place to be!
Oh, and to all of the posters/Commenters who brighten up my days – thank you!
I’ve been here THAT long?
Heluva ride guys!!
Happy birthday! Can we soon celebrate with the early installments of ”The Obamas”?
Happy, happy, joy, joy. Here’s to another eight years. Cheers!
The only website that allows one to fully express oneself….even when loaded.
Oops, five years but damn it! here’s to eight more years. You get the point! Cheers!
You are some talented, witty people.
Happy Anniversary, everyone!! From the ‘old’ timers to newcomers – we all need our iOTW for our sanity!
Happy Anniversary IOTW!!!
Some of the best satire on the interwebs and the best people to hang with evah!
I love ya, man!
I was wondering why the banks were closed and I can’t get my mail today. Congratulations!
Snowball the Sourpuss
Happy Birthday iOTW!! Hope the next four years goes by just as fast!!
Miss your eyeball Admingirl!
Dan Ryan Galt
Happy Anniversary! I don’t remember how I ended up here about 3 years ago but then I don’t remember a lot of stuff lately.
Thanks for the site and for giving us a place to vent. It’s good to know there are others who think like I do and that maybe I’m not so crazy after all.
Congratulations to the best site on the inter-nets!
Happy Anniversary! May the 5th year be better than the last 4 combined!
Ah jeez. I posted in the wrong place, so I’ll do it again.
Happy Anniversary Comrade!
Thanks to an excess of low-info voters, your place in the hearts and minds of the ‘rich’ is secure for another four years.
Personally, I wish you could just do agitprop as an amusing diversion, instead of desperately needed in-your-face depictions of our collective rejection against progs everywhere.
Félicitations à tout le monde ici à iOTW pour en faire le meilleur endroit d’être.
I’ve been coming here a little less than 4 years and my only regret is that I missed the earlier year!
Always great stuff and it sure is nice to know I’m really not crazy – there are others that feel the way I do !
You’re my hero’s !
I bet you guys haven’t written letters to our lord and savior 0bama every day for the past four years like we have.
“Happy anniversary, baby, got you on my mi-iiind”!
I’m a late comer here, but this is the best blog out there. You guys keep me rolling (sometimes on the floor).
We need more “Caption” segments.
I love the comments to the posted photos..
Ha! you thought I was going to say cowbell didn’t you? (laughing!)
bubba congrats bfh.
Happy Birthday Guys!
The one most creative and interesting site on the intertoob!
Congratulations to BFH and the rest of the Rabble Rousers at iOTW!!!! Been lurking for about three years. First heard about you from Bill Whittle on a video of his.
The greatest blog of them all!
Time flys when you are having fun! Happy Anniversary!!
The first blog I go to.
Thanks for being here and being the best anti-venom kit against liberal snakes on the web.
Yeah same here the first blog I go to. I have to start my day with at least a smile and usually end up laughing my arse off. Happy Anniversary.
Congratulations, and thanks for all your efforts!
Happy Anniversary! It seems like I’ve “lived” here for that amount of time. It’s great to be able to associate with like-minded people. Thanks for all you do. Will hit the tip jar in honor of your anniversary.
Wow! Four years…that’s a real accomplishment!
Especially considering how high you set the bar, with not just quantity but quality.
It’s been this long and we still hate fukin liberals!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US!
As @Col. Angus said, the whole country took the day off in honor of iOTW!!! Totally appropriate.
Happy Anniversary to my favorite site.
Angry White Dude
Congratulations to all the IOTW talent for providing Al Gore’s inter web net a home for right-wing extremists!
I’ll see you all soon in the FEMA Camp!
PS: Big Fur Hat, I get to be the husband!
Happy anniversary to all @ IOTW
Here’s to all of us surviving 4 more years of crap. You make it more tolerable !!
Stranded in Sonoma
I’d like to thank BFH and all of the folks at IOTW to allow us the space to comment on the topics of the day. I know there are many places where we can comment, but the humor, the sarcasm, and the intelligence of all involved, admins and commenters alike, make this the place to be.
Thank you all and I hope we get to do this for a very long time.
Happy Anniversary to my favorite blog on the internet! Youse guys is the BEST!!!
99th Squad Leader
Since seeing a BFH editorial image on American Thinker four years ago, I’ve visited this site daily to get the real story.
Thanks for the wit, spit and belly laughs from commentators, contributors and staff.
Happy, Happy Fifth Anniversary IOTW!
Happy Anniversary. Here’s to the next 5!
Wow…it’s been 5 years already!!!! ….Great job BFH and all that organize and post at IOTW!!!!…this has been a little piece of sanity in an insane world….THANK YOU!!!!
You use ur tongue prettier than….well ya know the rest
This is great! Now I can rationalize drinking all day as being celebratory!
Five years?! That means I’ve been obsessed with this site for four years!! What would I do without IOTW?
I remember my first attempt on IOTW. May 2,2009.
“The Military are dumb Hicks.” Navy Seals dipping the tail of a helicopter in the ocean to “extract”
the rest of their team. “Absofuckinglutelybrilliant.”
Commenters were by cfm90 (2),Rejxcat,Freewilley,Reeko,Klarizec.
Congradulations BFH and all at IOTW. I met so many friends that I have never met? Do I sound like Manti T’eo?
Congratulations. I come every day and plan to keep doing so. The comments are the best.
Happy Anniversary iOTW!!
Thank you for offering us such a wonderful platform for spleen venting blessedly mixed in with the most amazing doses of side splitting mirthfulness from everyone who contributes to iOTW.
The best dang virtual village pub I could ever imagine stopping off at every day.
A big smooch to ya’ll!!!! Mmmwahhh.
I don’t know how I found you, when I found you, or how I can ever leave (short of getting fired, of course).
I’ve always heard that time flies when you’re having fun and the older you get, the faster time flies.
So I guess that means I’ve been here since tomorrow!
BFH rocks! Keep iOTW rollin’ for another 5 at least. Happy Anniversary.
5 years, seriously? You must have debuted with smoking hot material because I think I only missed the first month. I’d like to personally thank whoever directed me here, but I can’t remember who it was, and there may have been drinking involved.
Four years, where has the time gone?
Thank you BFH and everyone else here for a great site. I come almost everyday, read almost every article and read the comments when I can.
This has become my main site to prowl around. The humor is great. The intelligence is unmatched in the comments sections. The kindness is beyond belief when people have needed it.
Thank you all for making this the best place to be online. Thank you BFH and every one else at IOTW, you all make the news and crap bearable.
Thank you everyone! Would not be here without you! Regretfully, there will be no cake in conference room this year due to the fiscal crisis.
Happy Anniversary!! And thank you so much.
Happy Anniversary! The first good news I’v heard on this day of national mourning and tragedy.
@Admin Girl — good to see your “all-seeing eye”!
the best to you all. Happy anniversary, and many, many more.
One of my MUST go-to sites daily. Kudos to BFH and all my comrades here. You keep me somewhat sane.
Keep up the good fight.
Boobie the Rocket Dog
Thanks to Admin Girl, Big Fur Hat, Irony Curtain, The rest of the staff, fellow commenters, Mary Jane and Frosteetoes for the pictures and the pop-up guy who can teach you six languages in six minutes.
This is the only blog I do because I’m not retired yet; that’ll change in April.
Boobie gives a big, wet kiss to the soles of all y’all’s feet (she loves that).
Happy Anniversary IOTW!! Although I have only been hanging here for 3 years–I could not get through my day without visiting here. I love everything about IOTW!
Where to begin?,Where to begin…
Oh yeah, well, Happy Anna versary, Happy Anna versary, Happy Anni Versareeeeee, Haaaapeeanniversary!!!
Pinko, You’re Fired!
Fur… (awkward silence…) Well, truth is, You just don’t love me like ya used to. It’s ok. I still love ya anyway. (rolls eyes and mumbles under breath)
AdminGirl… It’s YOUR party. You can cry if you want to…
Moe, How in the world did you remember that? Surely you must’ve copied that thread and saved it to a file so you’d have…ooohhhhhh… (smacks myself in head) R-Kives… Man if my brain gets any slower, I’m gonna end up a Democrat pretty soon!!!
Now, to the burning questions!
What does everybody mean by, “The 1st blog I come to…” or “First stop of the day…”, or “one of my favorite sites to…” ? What the heck are ya’ll talking about? Do you mean to tell me that there is more than one of these “blog” thingies on the intertubes? That there are “other” anomolies like this actually IN-Existence already? Yeah Right! Don’t let your tinfoil hats slip there Mr Noory!!! They’re … OUT THERE…! LMAO! Crazy Bastas! Listen closely people, IOWNTHEWORLD.COM is THE ONLY site on this silly little Innerweb thing other than those pages that companies put up to help sell their products! If yall are “going” to some other “blogs” or something to look for food or humor or porn and stuff, Ya better be careful cause you could get lost out there messing around and next thing you know you’re stuck in the bottom of a well in Al Gore’s basement, naked and hairless, and forced to “pet his poodle” while he stand over you dressed in a Kimono and Pagan Temple Prostitute makeup, master baitin on to a tiny globe that has America and Israel marked out with red lipstick!!!
Oh, and what happened to SeaBass?
The Mad German
Congrats, 5 years and no liberals swatted you with the police or sued.
Finally something to brighten or celebrate other then that shit thats been on every channel on tv all day.
@Racist — SeaBass is in a bad area of town. His Rep is Hank Johnson.
We need to say a prayer for SeaBass.
“I own the world” rocks! Keep up the fight and Godbless!
Happy Anniversary and congrats to iOTW for being the best conservative comedy site on the web and for being a not so safe haven from a world gone mad. Let’s keep up the good fight and not tire in fighting for what’s right. Thanks and God Bless to all the wonderful people I’ve met through this site.
FreeMan & Sarah 30 Round Clip
Happy Anniversary IOTW – I feel like a 5th myself.
I will drink one in everyone’s honor.
@FreeMan — Cheers!
I was trying to remember how I found IOTW, and when I started coming here… and then it hit me, I was already here when y’all showed up and started lollygagging and nosing all around my barns and loafing in the field out there like it won’t nothin to it at all. I’m pert near positive I seen that Hippy-lookin thing, and the fella what they call “Pinky” or “Winky” or Blinky hell I don’t know what they call the dang prevert… They had snuck up inside the hen house, and I heard the hens making the oddest racket ya ever heard, (I don’t even want to know!) but I looked out there and it looked like the dang hen-house was on fire they was so much smoke rolling out of every crack and crevice!!!
Yep, I remember when yall showed up here lookin like a bunch of 1st Class Democrat tools…
I reckon yall turned out alright in spite of yourselves. Just needed a little straightening out and growin up. I wish you would tell all them weirdos that blow in and out of here day and night to “visit”, to STAY OUT O’ THE DANG HEN HOUSE!!! Folks eat them eggs. I shudder to think what would happen if we left ‘em in there and let ‘em hatch!!! I’m pretty sure that’s how Harry Reid was born/hatched back in the 20s or 30s…
Damn ADHD! Comes and Goes without warni…
Racist. It is my “masthead” when I click on IOTW. BFH gave me a H/T. Check it out:
“youtube CH 47 water landing.” Frilliant.
At the time, 2009, there were some girlymen on the talk shows saying that Military personnel were limited in their ability and sort of stupid. They still think that way. But fuckem!
Happy Anniversary iOTW!
Many thanks for the irreverent and insightful content I come here for every day (and that includes my fellow iOTW-ers’ comments, too)!
First a little song!
♥♥♫♪Happy Birthday to you ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥¸
¸.•*¨*•♫♪ Happy Birthday to you ♪♫•*¨*
•.¸¸♥ ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪ Happy Birthday Dear iOTW !!!!! ♪♫•*
¨*•.¸¸♥ ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪ Happy Birthday to you! ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥
Been here since the beginning and cannot remember how I got here. A big Thanks to BFH, Admin Girl, Mr. Pinko, IronyCurtain, illustr8r, Cardigan, and Claudia. I’m sure I have left someone out but can’t think who right now. So if I left you out I am sorry.
Also thanks to the many, many great folks who comment here at iOTW. I have over the past years made friends outside iOTW with many of them.
Here’s to another five years and seeing the end of the emperor Obuttme’s reign.
Happy Anniversary/Birthday/Fifth Term!
This homoislamophobic racist website should have been shut down years ago!
Andrea Shea King
And here’s a clink of the champagne flutes for at least five more! To a decade and beyond!!! Congratulations and thanks for keeping us sane.
@Andrea Shea King — And I raise my glass to you!
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