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Why are there so many pictures of her this way?

Home - by - January 22, 2013 - 00:30 America/New_York - 43 Comments

I’m not joking. I actually want to know- Is it facial tics?

Does she always “smell something”?

Post nasal drip?

Where’s the guy who is supposed to smack her on the back of the neck when she makes these faces?

 

h/t  Snowball the Sourpuss

 

» 43 Comments

  1. Diogenes

    January 22nd, 2013

    It’s the hair on her back, She can’t scratch in public……

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  2. RosalindJ

    January 22nd, 2013

    Because she’s an unhappy sour bitch who always looks for some reason to be offended?

    Works for me.

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  3. conservative cowgirl

    January 22nd, 2013

    Looks like she is thinking, “Ew. White people.”

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  4. MaryfromMarin

    January 22nd, 2013

    She’s trying out the Zelda nose-wiggle from “The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis”. Worked for Sheila Kuehl:

    http://home1.gte.net/res09cc9/zelda.htm

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  5. Bad Brad

    January 22nd, 2013

    She needs a Stick up air wick in a strategic spot. Or maybe a flea collar.

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  6. Stirrin the B.S.

    January 22nd, 2013

    When you’re full of anger and hate, it’s hard to look any other way.

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  7. JimBob

    January 22nd, 2013

    She looks like the Grinch, she’s thinking what next to take away from you, probably camera’s so you can’t take her pic.

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  8. Mr.Pinko

    January 22nd, 2013

     
  9. old_oaks

    January 22nd, 2013

    It’s the mask, it itches, take it off and it looks like this.

    http://imgs.abduzeedo.com/files/articles/predator/17.jpg

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  10. Kairn

    January 22nd, 2013

    She just plain ‘ol thinks America stinks. Simple as that.

    She won’t stop making that ugly face until her and Baracka have successfully transformed America into the ‘Republic of Obysmal’

    That’s what she thinks, anyways. She will eventually discover that ‘Dreams of My Father-in-Law’ don’t smell so good in real life.

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  11. MaryfromMarin

    January 22nd, 2013

    Quite appropriate that Snowball the SOURPUSS sent in this hat tip.

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  12. Moxie Man

    January 22nd, 2013

    She has “Frequent Queefing Syndrome,” caused by an abnormal steatopygial pressure release imbalance.

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  13. old_oaks

    January 22nd, 2013

     
  14. scribble

    January 22nd, 2013

    It’s her natural face. She has to work at looking normal.

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  15. sablegsd

    January 22nd, 2013

    It’s a classless hog. And it is so stupid, it can’t remember it’s being photographed and filmed all the time.

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  16. Unruly Refugee

    January 22nd, 2013

    They haven’t been able to train her to not look so hatefully racist.

    Four more years of this shit?

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  17. Braden Lynch

    January 22nd, 2013

    I tried and cannot contort my face into such an ugly sneer. She must really be filled with hate.

    However, stupid people and Democrats, but I repeat myself, overlook the last four years and think she and her hubby are wonderful and noble people, who are their messiahs. Sick!

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  18. Geoff C. The Saltine

    January 22nd, 2013

    GG

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  19. sybilll

    January 22nd, 2013

    After her “All that for a damn flag” comment at a 9/11 remembrance, nothing surprises me.

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  20. Abby Normal Dude

    January 22nd, 2013

    She knows it’s time to for her to pull another dead gerbal out of Barry’s ass. It’s a dirty job but someone has to do it.

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  21. phil.arbeit

    January 22nd, 2013

    Beauty’s only skin deep, ugly goes all the way to the bone. She possesses Skeletor-like beauty. One Wookie to rule them all!

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  22. phil.arbeit

    January 22nd, 2013

    Bizzaro world Disney movie: “Beauty” IS the Beast.

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  23. Horrorman18

    January 22nd, 2013

    Tamales can be so hard to pass

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  24. Death_By_Farts

    January 22nd, 2013

    She is afraid she might actually meet me someday…

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  25. J Frank Parnell

    January 22nd, 2013

    Maybe she smells freedom and it burns her nose like holy water.

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  26. jeckelmyhyde

    January 22nd, 2013

    I have seen my dog make a face like that when he is all haunched up pinching a loaf.

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  27. Diann

    January 22nd, 2013

    Michelle has only a passing acquaintance with “pleasant” and she thinks that this is her “pleasant” face.

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  28. CrustyB

    January 22nd, 2013

    I’d make a Wookiee joke but since you said “I’m not joking” here we go.

    A while ago I read a theory that Michelle has a spinal disorder of some kind. They say you can tell from the shape of her back and the distension of her abdomen and ass. Supposedly one or both of the daughters shows the same characteristics, which would make the condition herditary. Maybe the camera is snapping her at moments when she’s wincing in pain?

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  29. F.D.R. in Hell

    January 22nd, 2013

    It’s very simple…
    She has never gotten used to the smell of sulfur being married to the Anti-Christ.

    :evil:

    Personally, she’s nasty no matter the facial expression.
    :eek:

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  30. F.D.R. in Hell

    January 22nd, 2013

    @ CrustyB “herditary”

    I don’t know if you are trying to be funny, but you sure as Hell ARE! :-)

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  31. GW Bear

    January 22nd, 2013

    What we can’t see is the mirror in front of her. That is her “God that person looking at me is ugly” face.

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  32. Diann

    January 22nd, 2013

    F.D.R.: LOL!

    You know, I like you more now that you’re in hell.

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  33. The Mad German

    January 22nd, 2013

    This is what happens when you ivite your base (the occupoopers) to an event.

    on a 2nd note:Where’s the guy who is supposed to smack her on the back of the neck when she makes these faces?
    Bwahahhahaa, that would be funny as hell to see, but Bidens white, so he’d be charged with a hate crime.

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  34. kvn

    January 22nd, 2013

    It’s because Obama enjoys perpetual Reggie Love farts.

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  35. sTevo

    January 22nd, 2013

    Are you kidding, this is her happy face.

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  36. 123321123321

    January 22nd, 2013

    It’s probably an involuntary reaction when she is around people she hates.

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  37. Unruly Refugee

    January 22nd, 2013

    PhotoShop should use that face as an icon for the Pucker tool.

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  38. even steven

    January 22nd, 2013

    She’s snorting, trying dislodge the particles of cocaine clinging to her nostril hairs.

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  39. even steven

    January 22nd, 2013

    …trying to dislodge…

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  40. Anonymous

    January 22nd, 2013

    “Does she always “smell something”?”

    Do you really have to ask that?!

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  41. CrustyB

    January 22nd, 2013

    @F.D.R. in Hell “herditary”

    Alas, my subconscious is more clever than my conscious.

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  42. really enraged

    January 22nd, 2013

    Just checking to be sure that she hadn’t dropped an enormous pantload that even her skirt/tent couldn’t hide. Judging from the expression, she had.

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  43. conservative cowgirl

    January 22nd, 2013

    @CrustyB, I think you coined a new word meaning that the Wookie likes to roam in herds! :)

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