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DiCaprio takes break to focus on the environment

Django Unchained and Titanic star Leonardo DiCaprio says he is planning to take a significant break from filming and concentrate on his environmental campaigning.

In an interview with Germany’s mass circulation daily Bild, the 38-year-old American actor said: “I am a bit drained. I’m now going to take a long, long break. I’ve done three films in two years and I’m just worn out.”

“I would like to improve the world a bit. I will fly around the world doing good for the environment,” added DiCaprio, in comments published in German.

 

SNIP :   “I would like to improve the world a bit. I will fly around the world doing good for the environment,”…

*sigh* What a dumbass

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h/t  Man Te’o’s  girlfriend

 

» 20 Comments

  1. even steven

    January 21st, 2013

    I’m going my part to help global warming. I burned three tires over the weekend.

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  2. even steven

    January 21st, 2013

    …doing my part…

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  3. grayscape

    January 21st, 2013

    Hey Leonard….Instead of inflating your ego, maybe you could help build a school for poor Haitian kids or sumthin….

    …’course that would mean getting dirty and being around yucky neeeegros….

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  4. Chieftain

    January 21st, 2013

    More liberal than ointment on a hemorrhoid, and twice as greasy…..

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  5. Eric

    January 21st, 2013

    Three jobs in two years. Made $30? million bucks working probably 12 weeks total. I would be exhausted too!

    Silly one percenter, tricks are for prostitutes.

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  6. Aunt Liz

    January 21st, 2013

    Good grief. What an effete little moron. SUCH grueling work that acting. I’m a little cranky today – but I’d really like to punch him in the nose.

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  7. Wraith

    January 21st, 2013

    If you’d like to ‘improve the world a bit,’ sir, might I suggest diving into a woodchipper? Then you’ll be fertilizer and make all the plants grow and help stop that icky Global Warming stuff!!

    Cheese and Rice, this little bitch would last about 20 minutes at some of the jobs I’ve done before imploding from a combination of physical exertion and deflated self-importance.

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  8. Dan Ryan Galt

    January 21st, 2013

    The top is still spinning. WAKE THE HECK UP Leo-tard-o and join us in the real world.

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  9. judgeroybean

    January 21st, 2013

    Good man that Even Steven, good man. Every time another Gorebot goes on a rant the neighbor has to burn a house sized pile of tires, pallets, diapers, and wet leaves. Good way to get rid of used motor oil and 40 year old vegans who died of nothing. Sorta keeps things in balance.

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  10. Jethro

    January 21st, 2013

    Leo-tard-o Dumb-crap-io

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  11. dapenguin

    January 21st, 2013

    and then I am going to eat tons of junk food and let everyone know how bad that is for them and

    ooops never mind, moose is already doing that one

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  12. Kairn

    January 21st, 2013

    I’m sure he’ll occasionally pick up a few stray pieces of litter on the beach in Thailand in front of his 4-star hotel and call it ‘doing good for the environment’. He’ll have hotel staff put it in a garbage can for him. After all, he really can’t do much more than that because he says he is plum tuckered out from making all those back to back crappy movies.

    Extended vacationing on millions of dollars is such commendable work. But don’t remind him of the humongous carbon footprint he’ll be leaving during his global travels.

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  13. Menderman

    January 21st, 2013

    h/t Man Te’o’s girlfriend? Now you are giving hat tips to fake dead people?

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  14. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    January 21st, 2013

    This mission of DiCapitateo’s sounds suspiciously like the last global warming conference held on some south Pacific island to which EACH representative and his entourage flew his own jet airplane, burning how many tons of fuel, generating how many tons of carbon dioxide, not to mention all the hot air emitted from the speakers’ podium. Lenny baby would fit right in there.

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  15. The Mad German

    January 21st, 2013

    3 films in 2 years, how does he do it?

    He’s like superhuman.

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  16. phil.arbeit

    January 21st, 2013

    I forget, is he Matt Damon’s Svengali or is it vice versa? Because clearly they’re both hitting from the same water-pipe and whatever is in is powerful mind altering stuff.

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  17. Aidan

    January 21st, 2013

    Take some acting classes.

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  18. Death_By_Farts

    January 22nd, 2013

    “I’ve done three films in two years and I’m worn out”

    So you’ve made millions of dollars by pretending to be someone else, and you expect us to feel sorry for you?

    Since you’re so concerned about the enviornment, let’s take 80 percent of your earnings on your last three films and redistribute them to green energy charities?

    Have your agent call my agent and we’ll have lunch.

    By the way, go fuck yourself.

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  19. Tim

    January 22nd, 2013

    Hey, lighten up on Leo!

    It’s tough being the center of the Universe!

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  20. NOLIKEO

    January 22nd, 2013

    I don’t know how these big stars handle the stress….

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