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January 21st, 2013
“I Saw Her Eating Fries”
“I Wanna Hold Your Love Handle”
Back in the USSR is the most fitting.
It’s a wig, black people don’t have hair like that.
I’ve Just Seen a Face.
I know better by now than to click the ‘Notify me when new comments are added.’
“Here Comes My Chilli Cheese Fries”
Maudie N Mandeville
She’s had a nose job, her eyebrows and lip plucked weekly, lipo suction of lower lip, now the ‘white girl’ hair coiffure…
She be down wiff da struggle.
While My Nation Gently Weeps
Shes Gotta Free Ride
(I’ll Get By) With a Little Help from the 1%
“While MLK Gently Weeps”
With that wig she looks like one of those souvenir shrunken Amazon heads you can buy.
“Tax and Spend”
to the tune of “Twist and Shout”
“Happiness is a Warm Gun-Free Zone”
Ticket to Bribe
Hey Jews (Don’t make it bad)
Everybody’s Got Something To Hide Except For Me And My Wookie.
I want to hold your handgun
no, thank you, please, it only makes me sleeze, and then it makes it hard to find the whore.”
Tamale Never Knows
I Saw Her Vacationing There.
Beard, There, And Everywhere
Free Ticket To Ride
Whitey, You Can Drive My Car
The Mad German
Hands across your wallet.
She’s A Wookie
I bein Da Taxman
Strap On The USSR
I’m A Loser
Everybody’s Got Something to Hide Except for Me and My Monkey
I love Me Do!
Choom Feilds Forever
You’ve Got Too Wide Your Love Away
Moochie In The Sky With Diamonds
The long and winding lie
gimme all yer taxes and all you saveings too
I am the walrus.
Things We Said To Dave (Letterman)
“Devil in Her Black Heart”
A Gay In The Wife
That was fun! My lunch break is over…..see ya later….
I AM the taxman
She couldn’t come through the bathroom window.
“Fixin a Ho”
Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Ayers
You Need To Give Me Your Money
All You Ned Is Chains
“I am the Wookie”
Strawberry buffet forever.
“I Want to Spoil the Grand Old Party”
Baby, You’re a Rich Man (Give It All To Me)
“I Lost my Little Girl-Parts”
“He Wants You (I’m So Heavy)”
Newspaper hack writers.
“If I Fell (They’d Have to Call FEMA for the Cleanup)”
Dizzy Miss Barry
“I’ll Get You…(And Your Little Dog Too!)”
I Saw Her Mooching There
“I’ve Just Seen a Face (Cover that Mirror!)”
Carry that weight?
“You Never Give Me (Enough of) Your Money”
“Lady Madonna (I’m Not)”
She Came in Through the Kitchen Window
“Can’t buy me beauty”
Hippy Hippy OWS Shake
Affixing An Ahole
“When I’m Sixty-Four (pounds overweight)”
“Junk (Have you seen my?)
While my gay husbands gently weeps.
“Keep your Hands off My Butterfingers”
You’ve Got To Hide Your Snacks Away
Devil In Her Fart
You Know My Name (Look Up the Communist Party card number)
ahh, what the shit, it’s 47544
Please Mr. Post Racial Man
I Call Your Name (for the FEMA Camps)
“With a little help from my media friends”
Here comes the Squatch
“She Came in (Half Way) Through the Bathroom Window”
“Love Me (Hair) Do?”
When I’m Two Hundred And Sixty Four (Pounds)
“While my nation gently weeps”
Moochie in the Sty with Pork Ribs
Got to Get You Under My Power
“Mean Mr. Mustard (Made me Eat 40 Hot Tamales)”
Happiness is a warm buffet.
“Misery (Is My Middle Name)”
Back in the U.S.S.A.
Hello Good Pie
Black Turd (fly)
“Money (That’s What I Want, and Barry Will Tax You to Death to Get it for Me)”
I Should Have Known Better (Than to Expect A Fair Election)
“Moonlight Baying (and Eating Sh!t Sandwiches)”
“Money and freebies, that’s what I want”
Here Comes the One
Love me tenderloins.
“I’m a Looser” (for the spelling challenged)
Stranded in Sonoma
I Should Have Known Better (than to vote for Barry)
Tell Me Why
I Can’t Do That
Why Don’t We Flatten This Old Toad
Cry Nation Cry
(Ooh, I want your taxes) Eight Days A Week
Ticket to Hide
Love You Don’t
I’m Only Eating
Yellow Submarine Sandwich [thanks to The Rutles]
Got To Get You Out Of My Life
“Norwegian Wood (Is All That Gets Me Off)”
Mean Mrs. Moose Turd
“Let it be…over”
I’ll Cry Instead (When I’m Outta Fries)
“Not Guilty (According to Kaegan)”
I Saw the Buffet Over There
Hock The Pussy’s Garden
You Better Give Me Your Money
“I got a Wookie”
Dear Prudence (Reggie, Larry, etc)
I’m done. This could go on all day. I detested the Beatles BEFORE I knew she was part of the Fab Five.
I’m Happy Just to Take All Your Money
“Baby, You’re a Bitch-Man”
It Won’t Be Long (Before America Is Destroyed)
Bang bang Maxwells budget hammer
“A Taste of Money”
Don’t Let Me Down (Give Me Your Soul)
Communist revolution number nine
Keep your hands off of my baby back ribs.
Do You Want to Know a Secret (I Hate America)
Dig A Phony
Pie Me Mine
I me mine (no change necessary)
The wrong and widening road.
Taxman (no change needed here either)
Maxwell’s Silver Hammer (Will Be Next After the Guns)
My ass is as big as a yellow submarine.
(Look Out) Boober Belter
Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da (I Hate You)
Please Please Me (With All Your Money)
I wanna’ hold your paw (squatches have paws right?)
Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Gun Club Band
Tragical Mystery Tour
Moochie in the pie with whipcream.
Soldier of the Tea Party (Lay Down Your Arms)
Good Day Bun Shine
Tell Me Why (You Want to Keep Your Fair Share)
Not a second time.
Note: an actual song..no changes were made…too easy!
The Fool on the Hill
I don’t think that needs changing!
To Know Her is to Despise Her
Yes, you’ll pay
With a Lot of Money from My Enemies
You Really Got a Hold of all My Rights
Boobie the Rocket Dog
She Lub You, Man
HELP Me, Man
She Got A Ticket To Ride and da Bitch Don’ Care, Man
Drive my country … Into the dust
Happiness is my Bare Guns.
The Long And Whining Toad
@Dr. Tar, didn’t realize I had repeated one of yours.
Sorry…GMTA and all that.
ah yes, I almost forgot about the Beagles
that middle one was a real dog
But wouldn’t she fit in better with KathyG and Joy behar and call it 3 dog night?
20 Day Tripper
Baby Back Biter
Eight ways to sneak.
Chains – actual song.
B.S. I Love You
We All Live In a High Yellow Submarine
I Saw Her Derriere
Baby It’s Moo
A Taste Of Honey Nut Cheerios
Don’t Birther Me
Turnover Bake Oven
I’ll Follow The Sun Chips
Ate Lays All Week
I’ll Fry Instead
You Like Meat Too Much
You’re Going To Lose That Churro
I’m Only Slurping
The Fool on the Hill.
And Your Beard Can Sing
I Ate The Walnuts
The (I Hate) White Album
All You Need Is Nubs
@KF – I wanna’ hold your paw (squatches have paws right?)
hoof, flipper, fin, trunk, snout would all work here
Hey Corn Dog
On a side note:
Ringo is sighing with relief.
Finally, he is no longer “the ugly one.”
I Am The Walmartian
Benghzi Atrocity Tour
@Norman – no problem, its the way we all feel today.
All My Lunching
I’m Spare Tired
I Should Have Grown Batter
I’ve Got A Feeding !!
A Hard Shaved Wife
Glass Onion Rings
Oh what was it…something like…
Jojo was a man who thought he was a woman…
I Wanna Hold Your Trial
Carlos The Jackal
Imagine if my ass wasn’t so big.
Love Me, Moo
Got To Get To Ruin Your Life
“I Feel Fined”
She Got Stuck Coming Through The Bathroom Window
Hey, wait a sec. Who photoshopped Rick James into that picture of the Beatles?
Is that Billy Preston?
Redistribution Number Nine
Moochie vacations, 8 days a week
One Notch Above a Congresscritter
Some people would do anything for a good bang.
Happiness is a warm dunce.
While my gun gently weeps.
There are no places
Beatles & the Mooch
There are places I remember all my life
Though some have changed
Some forever, not for better
All have gone and none remain
All these places have their moments
Of haters and foes I still can recall
Some are dead and none are living
In my life I hate them all
January 22nd, 2013
Sgt. Pecker’s Lowly Sharts Club Band
All Things Must Piss
Bessie Mae Mucho
Blue Che Way
Dizzy Miss Preezy
I Want To Quell You
Long Tall Wookiee
Murtha My Dear
Taint She Sweet
January 29th, 2013
I Want To Scold Your Land
February 4th, 2013
Kids….you’re gonna carry that debt….carry that debt a LONG time
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