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It’s a wig, black people don’t have hair like that.

+9

I’ve Just Seen a Face.

I know better by now than to click the ‘Notify me when new comments are added.’

+6

“Here Comes My Chilli Cheese Fries”

+6

With that wig she looks like one of those souvenir shrunken Amazon heads you can buy.

+9

no, thank you, please, it only makes me sleeze, and then it makes it hard to find the whore.”

+9

Hands across your wallet.

+5

I bein Da Taxman

+5

Strap On The USSR

+8

Everybody’s Got Something to Hide Except for Me and My Monkey

+8

I love Me Do!

+9

The long and winding lie

+7

gimme all yer taxes and all you saveings too

+4

“Devil in Her Black Heart”

+7

That was fun! My lunch break is over…..see ya later….

+3

I AM the taxman

+8

You Need To Give Me Your Money

+9

Strawberry buffet forever.

+7

“I Want to Spoil the Grand Old Party”

+6

Baby, You’re a Rich Man (Give It All To Me)

+9

“I Lost my Little Girl-Parts”

+5

“He Wants You (I’m So Heavy)”

+9

Newspaper hack writers.

+7

“If I Fell (They’d Have to Call FEMA for the Cleanup)”

+7

Dizzy Miss Barry

+5

“I’ll Get You…(And Your Little Dog Too!)”

+3

Norwegian Wook(ie)

I Saw Her Mooching There

+6

“I’ve Just Seen a Face (Cover that Mirror!)”

+3

Carry that weight?

+7

“You Never Give Me (Enough of) Your Money”

+7

“Lady Madonna (I’m Not)”

+5

She Came in Through the Kitchen Window

+8

Hippy Hippy OWS Shake

+5

“When I’m Sixty-Four (pounds overweight)”

+8

“Junk (Have you seen my?)

+3

While my gay husbands gently weeps.

+7

“Keep your Hands off My Butterfingers”

+4

You Know My Name (Look Up the Communist Party card number)

ahh, what the shit, it’s 47544

+8

I Call Your Name (for the FEMA Camps)

+8

Here comes the Squatch

+8

“She Came in (Half Way) Through the Bathroom Window”

+5

“Love Me (Hair) Do?”

+7

“Julia”

+8

“While my nation gently weeps”

+9

“Mean Mr. Mustard (Made me Eat 40 Hot Tamales)”

+5

Happiness is a warm buffet.

+6

“Misery (Is My Middle Name)”

+4

“Norwegian Food”

+6

Black Turd (fly)

+6

“Money (That’s What I Want, and Barry Will Tax You to Death to Get it for Me)”

+5

I Should Have Known Better (Than to Expect A Fair Election)

+5

“Moonlight Baying (and Eating Sh!t Sandwiches)”

+4

“Money and freebies, that’s what I want”

+5

Here Comes the One

+9

Love me tenderloins.

+4

“I’m a Looser” (for the spelling challenged)

+5

Blackturd
I Should Have Known Better (than to vote for Barry)
Tell Me Why
I Can’t Do That
Why Don’t We Flatten This Old Toad
Cry Nation Cry
(Ooh, I want your taxes) Eight Days A Week
Ticket to Hide
Love You Don’t
I’m Only Eating
Yellow Submarine Sandwich [thanks to The Rutles]
Got To Get You Out Of My Life
Gay Tripper

+8

“Norwegian Wood (Is All That Gets Me Off)”

+2

I’ll Cry Instead (When I’m Outta Fries)

+3

“Not Guilty (According to Kaegan)”

+3

I Saw the Buffet Over There

+8

Dear Reggie

+7

“I got a Wookie”

+3

Dear Prudence (Reggie, Larry, etc)

+5

I’m done. This could go on all day. I detested the Beatles BEFORE I knew she was part of the Fab Five.

+7

I’m Happy Just to Take All Your Money

+4

“Baby, You’re a Bitch-Man”

+9

It Won’t Be Long (Before America Is Destroyed)

+5

Bang bang Maxwells budget hammer

+6

“A Taste of Money”

+5

Don’t Let Me Down (Give Me Your Soul)

+3

Communist revolution number nine

+6

Keep your hands off of my baby back ribs.

+4

I me mine (no change necessary)

+5

The wrong and widening road.

+8

Taxman (no change needed here either)

+5

Maxwell’s Silver Hammer (Will Be Next After the Guns)

+5

My ass is as big as a yellow submarine.

+9

(Look Out) Boober Belter

+6

Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da (I Hate You)

+6

Please Please Me (With All Your Money)

+5

I wanna’ hold your paw (squatches have paws right?)

+8

Piggy Lane.

+8

Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Gun Club Band

+9

Moochie in the pie with whipcream.

+6

Soldier of the Tea Party (Lay Down Your Arms)

+4

Tell Me Why (You Want to Keep Your Fair Share)

+4

Not a second time.
Note: an actual song..no changes were made…too easy!

+5

The Fool on the Hill

I don’t think that needs changing!

+5

Proud Fairy

+6

To Know Her is to Despise Her

+8

Yes, you’ll pay

+3

With a Lot of Money from My Enemies

+3

You Really Got a Hold of all My Rights

+5

She Lub You, Man
HELP Me, Man
She Got A Ticket To Ride and da Bitch Don’ Care, Man

+3

Drive my country … Into the dust

+3

Happiness is my Bare Guns.

+5

@Dr. Tar, didn’t realize I had repeated one of yours.
Sorry…GMTA and all that.

+2

ah yes, I almost forgot about the Beagles

that middle one was a real dog

But wouldn’t she fit in better with KathyG and Joy behar and call it 3 dog night?

+5

Eight ways to sneak.
Chains – actual song.

+4

We All Live In a High Yellow Submarine

+6

I’m Only Slurping

+9

The Fool on the Hill.

+4

And Your Beard Can Sing

+9

The (I Hate) White Album

+6

All You Need Is Nubs

+9

@KF – I wanna’ hold your paw (squatches have paws right?)

hoof, flipper, fin, trunk, snout would all work here

+5

On a side note:
Ringo is sighing with relief.

Finally, he is no longer “the ugly one.”

+7

Benghzi Atrocity Tour

@Norman – no problem, its the way we all feel today.

+6

All My Lunching

+9

I’m Spare Tired

+8

I Should Have Grown Batter

+3

A Hard Shaved Wife

+6

Lovely Enchirita

+9

Shaved Stripper

+2

Fed Sack

+2

Oh what was it…something like…

Jojo was a man who thought he was a woman…

Or not.

+6

Get Back!

+4

Imagine if my ass wasn’t so big.

+4

Love Me, Moo

+9

Got To Get To Ruin Your Life

+6

“I Feel Fined”

+6

She Got Stuck Coming Through The Bathroom Window

+2

Hey, wait a sec. Who photoshopped Rick James into that picture of the Beatles?

+4

Is that Billy Preston?

+1

Redistribution Number Nine

+4

Five dicks.

+1

Moochie vacations, 8 days a week

+3

The Fool on the Hill.

+2

Some people would do anything for a good bang.

+3

Happiness is a warm dunce.

While my gun gently weeps.

+3

There are no places
Beatles & the Mooch

There are places I remember all my life
Though some have changed
Some forever, not for better
All have gone and none remain

All these places have their moments
Of haters and foes I still can recall
Some are dead and none are living
In my life I hate them all

+2

Eleanor Fugly

+4

Sgt. Pecker’s Lowly Sharts Club Band

+6

All Things Must Piss

+4

Bessie Mae Mucho

+6

Blue Che Way

+6

Dizzy Miss Preezy

+5

Golden Slummers

+6

I Want To Quell You

+4

Long Tall Wookiee

+4

Murtha My Dear

+6

Taint She Sweet

+4

I Want To Scold Your Land

+5

Kids….you’re gonna carry that debt….carry that debt a LONG time

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