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  1. cfm990

    January 20th, 2013

    What will she wear to the ball?
    I’m hoping a bag over her head.

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  2. Unruly Refugee

    January 20th, 2013

    The outfit on the right says mooch all over it. Don’t think her ass would fit in the others.

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  3. NoMoBo

    January 20th, 2013

    MJA – hilarious! They are all just so “her” that I’m sure it will be hard to choose. Whichever one she selects, I’m sure she’ll add a boob belt and a squirt flower brooch to accessorize. Really, this woman (?) has the most atrocious “taste” of anyone I’ve ever seen. As ugly as she is, she should be dressing in a subdued manner to try to avoid attention, but no – we are subjected to her “style” on a daily basis. And even worse, we are subjected to the media telling us what a fashion icon she is.

    I’m going out on a limb here and saying she will choose something skin-tight like the center outfit, but in some horrific colors like the other two.

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  4. cfm990

    January 20th, 2013

    @ Unruly Refugee.
    Moot point dude. Her ass will be in front of the Thief Justice, being sworn in.

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  5. Aunt Liz

    January 20th, 2013

    While the left and right “gowns” are more colorful – I think she HAS to go with the “urban denim” look – and the SHOES!! They are to DIE for! So patriotic! ;)

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  6. Sadie Sue

    January 20th, 2013

    Her bangs are 8 inches too short.

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  7. Unruly Refugee

    January 20th, 2013

    She might surprise everybody and show up with a crooked baseball cap and Levi shorts hanging down around her ankles. And no underwear.

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  8. Nash Montana

    January 20th, 2013

    Sorry. You forgot the boob belt. Not convinced. I need more boob belt.

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  9. eternal cracker p

    January 20th, 2013

    She’s going to rate high on the barf-o-meter.
    As well in comic circles.

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  10. Aunt Liz

    January 20th, 2013

    I’m not liking the bangs – so, the catty side of me is happy that she’ll be sportin’ them tomorrow.

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  11. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    January 20th, 2013

    LOL! I’ll have you know, those shoes are
    actual clown shoes. I’ve never laughed so hard looking for shoes in my whole life. :D

    Be on the lookout for Vulgaire’s Easter Parade issue. haha.

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  12. My2Cents

    January 20th, 2013

    The Umpa Lumpa Collection

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  13. Slaphappypap

    January 20th, 2013

    It sure as hell won’t be a smile. After all, we owe her everything for everything she’s done.

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  14. Unruly Refugee

    January 20th, 2013

    Mary Jane , the clown shoes look to be made just for Mooch; (lol) what are they, size 19 in mens?

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  15. Dan Ryan Galt

    January 20th, 2013

    So is Barry pimpin her out to help close the deficit, cause I don’t see anybody payin for that.

    Remember how classy she used to be? Neither do I.

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  16. Debbie

    January 20th, 2013

    Looks like she’s choosing the Little One Who Must Not Be Discussed’s wardrobe, too. Big flouncy dress with boobette belt.

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  17. HooHooNayNay

    January 20th, 2013

    As close as they are to Jay-Z and Beyonce, i wonder if she’s been letting Beyonce’s mom dress her, just like she does Beyonce. Another fashion nightmare.

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  18. Marq

    January 20th, 2013

    You can put bangs on a pig, but it’s still a pig!

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  19. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    January 20th, 2013

    She gives new meaning to the term “HELMET HAIR.”

    MJA, where did you find pictures of Moose’s senior prom? Thought they had them all burned.

    http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=Prom+In+Da+Hood&FORM=RESTAB

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  20. Unneutral

    January 20th, 2013

    She may show up wearing a burka….it seems fitting.

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  21. My wife said someone

    January 20th, 2013

    Called her a “fashion Icon”

    (from the Salvation Army and or circus. )

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  22. Melody

    January 20th, 2013

    She’ll wear her multi-colored wig with bangs while wearing those gastly urrr I mean gorgous outfits! :)

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  23. 88 Savant

    January 20th, 2013

    Lol!

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  24. Chalupa

    January 20th, 2013

    Love it, Mary Jane! The Moose has always given Barry ball envy.

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  25. Bob M.

    January 20th, 2013

    FRUITCAKE! Obama’s FAVORITE lifestyle – I mean, FLAVOR! :oops:

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  26. Cynic

    January 20th, 2013

    She’s trying to be the First Lady Gaga

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  27. grayscape

    January 20th, 2013

    My ex still dresses like that. She’s also still single after 13 years.

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  28. grayscape

    January 21st, 2013

    The shoes!! Bwaahaahaaa!! Make it stop…. Bwahaahaaha…. It hurts…. Bwaahaahaaa….

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  29. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    January 21st, 2013

    @ Grayscape -

    I wonder. Does your ex reflect your general taste in women as expressed here so often…

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  30. grayscape

    January 21st, 2013

    My ex was a fraud. Cute as a button when dating. Within 2 years of marriage she turned into a fukin monster. After 5 she told me I was her slave for life. When I caught her with “the neighbor” I was gone.

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  31. The Mad German

    January 21st, 2013

    I’m guessing she’ll wear something Hip and Swanky from Terra Haute Tent and Awning.
    Maybe with lighting, extra big doorways, its own buffet section and its own ventilation (poop flap).

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  32. BigSlurpy

    January 21st, 2013

    The president is still avoiding a very important question:
    Do you make Moochelle wear a blindfold while picking out her outfits at The Goodwill or is that her idea?
    I think all Americans deserve to know.

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  33. Stranded in Sonoma

    January 21st, 2013

    You do realize that none of those can be washed at the Whites Only Laundromat. Or No Coloreds Laundromat. Or Uncle Tom’s Laundromat.

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  34. KF

    January 21st, 2013

    I just realized who she reminds me of, James Earl Jones’ character from Conan the Barbarian (1982)
    “Thulsa Doom”

    http://www.bopmyspace.com/image_5/conan_the_barbarian

    http://www.rottentomatoes.com/celebrity/james_earl_jones/pictures/#4838292

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  35. KF

    January 21st, 2013

    http://content6.flixster.com/photo/48/38/29/4838292_gal.jpg

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  36. KF

    January 21st, 2013

    This one !!

    http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2541/3994324380_16398cdc74.jpg

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  37. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    January 21st, 2013

    My mother used to joke about fashions by Omar Khayyam (the tentmaker).

    I think Moose has found the real thing.

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  38. Dr. Tar

    January 21st, 2013

    I was hoping she would wear the latest in men’s fashion. At least we wouldn’t have to look at her face and these men’s cloths are gay enough to look good on her.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSoOAkd7DvEjust watch the first 15 seconds, the rest looks like douchy male models.

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  39. voted against carter

    January 21st, 2013

    Mit’chel,…..

    PLEASE stop stealing my old shower curtains and having them made in to your “dresses”.

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  40. Mz BallBreaker

    January 21st, 2013

    WORD on the street is that the Wookie is bidding to close in on the last original Attila the Hen blanket covering the elephant on which he crossed the Alps …

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  41. 99th Squad Leader

    January 22nd, 2013

    @KF
    “Thulsa Doom”. Exactly! LOL! Same wardrobe too-just needs boob belts.

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  42. Swillary Rodman Clitstone

    January 23rd, 2013

    I’ve got access to a “historic” blue dress with presidential, uh, DNA on it…..

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