Home - by Cardigan - January 20, 2013 - 17:52 America/New_York - 42 Comments
January 20th, 2013
What will she wear to the ball?
I’m hoping a bag over her head.
The outfit on the right says mooch all over it. Don’t think her ass would fit in the others.
MJA – hilarious! They are all just so “her” that I’m sure it will be hard to choose. Whichever one she selects, I’m sure she’ll add a boob belt and a squirt flower brooch to accessorize. Really, this woman (?) has the most atrocious “taste” of anyone I’ve ever seen. As ugly as she is, she should be dressing in a subdued manner to try to avoid attention, but no – we are subjected to her “style” on a daily basis. And even worse, we are subjected to the media telling us what a fashion icon she is.
I’m going out on a limb here and saying she will choose something skin-tight like the center outfit, but in some horrific colors like the other two.
@ Unruly Refugee.
Moot point dude. Her ass will be in front of the Thief Justice, being sworn in.
While the left and right “gowns” are more colorful – I think she HAS to go with the “urban denim” look – and the SHOES!! They are to DIE for! So patriotic!
Her bangs are 8 inches too short.
She might surprise everybody and show up with a crooked baseball cap and Levi shorts hanging down around her ankles. And no underwear.
Sorry. You forgot the boob belt. Not convinced. I need more boob belt.
eternal cracker p
She’s going to rate high on the barf-o-meter.
As well in comic circles.
I’m not liking the bangs – so, the catty side of me is happy that she’ll be sportin’ them tomorrow.
Mary Jane Anklestraps
LOL! I’ll have you know, those shoes are
actual clown shoes. I’ve never laughed so hard looking for shoes in my whole life.
Be on the lookout for Vulgaire’s Easter Parade issue. haha.
The Umpa Lumpa Collection
It sure as hell won’t be a smile. After all, we owe her everything for everything she’s done.
Mary Jane , the clown shoes look to be made just for Mooch; (lol) what are they, size 19 in mens?
Dan Ryan Galt
So is Barry pimpin her out to help close the deficit, cause I don’t see anybody payin for that.
Remember how classy she used to be? Neither do I.
Looks like she’s choosing the Little One Who Must Not Be Discussed’s wardrobe, too. Big flouncy dress with boobette belt.
As close as they are to Jay-Z and Beyonce, i wonder if she’s been letting Beyonce’s mom dress her, just like she does Beyonce. Another fashion nightmare.
You can put bangs on a pig, but it’s still a pig!
Boobie the Rocket Dog
She gives new meaning to the term “HELMET HAIR.”
MJA, where did you find pictures of Moose’s senior prom? Thought they had them all burned.
She may show up wearing a burka….it seems fitting.
My wife said someone
Called her a “fashion Icon”
(from the Salvation Army and or circus. )
She’ll wear her multi-colored wig with bangs while wearing those gastly urrr I mean gorgous outfits!
Love it, Mary Jane! The Moose has always given Barry ball envy.
FRUITCAKE! Obama’s FAVORITE lifestyle – I mean, FLAVOR!
She’s trying to be the First Lady Gaga
My ex still dresses like that. She’s also still single after 13 years.
January 21st, 2013
The shoes!! Bwaahaahaaa!! Make it stop…. Bwahaahaaha…. It hurts…. Bwaahaahaaa….
@ Grayscape -
I wonder. Does your ex reflect your general taste in women as expressed here so often…
My ex was a fraud. Cute as a button when dating. Within 2 years of marriage she turned into a fukin monster. After 5 she told me I was her slave for life. When I caught her with “the neighbor” I was gone.
The Mad German
I’m guessing she’ll wear something Hip and Swanky from Terra Haute Tent and Awning.
Maybe with lighting, extra big doorways, its own buffet section and its own ventilation (poop flap).
The president is still avoiding a very important question:
Do you make Moochelle wear a blindfold while picking out her outfits at The Goodwill or is that her idea?
I think all Americans deserve to know.
Stranded in Sonoma
You do realize that none of those can be washed at the Whites Only Laundromat. Or No Coloreds Laundromat. Or Uncle Tom’s Laundromat.
I just realized who she reminds me of, James Earl Jones’ character from Conan the Barbarian (1982)
This one !!
My mother used to joke about fashions by Omar Khayyam (the tentmaker).
I think Moose has found the real thing.
I was hoping she would wear the latest in men’s fashion. At least we wouldn’t have to look at her face and these men’s cloths are gay enough to look good on her.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSoOAkd7DvEjust watch the first 15 seconds, the rest looks like douchy male models.
voted against carter
PLEASE stop stealing my old shower curtains and having them made in to your “dresses”.
WORD on the street is that the Wookie is bidding to close in on the last original Attila the Hen blanket covering the elephant on which he crossed the Alps …
99th Squad Leader
January 22nd, 2013
“Thulsa Doom”. Exactly! LOL! Same wardrobe too-just needs boob belts.
Swillary Rodman Clitstone
January 23rd, 2013
I’ve got access to a “historic” blue dress with presidential, uh, DNA on it…..
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