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Looks like her ‘fashion sense’ has spread to her children

Home - by - January 20, 2013 - 16:00 America/New_York - 33 Comments

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  1. Diann

    January 20th, 2013

    Forget gun control. Can we please enact skinny jean control?

    How about a back end check to purchase them.

    If your ass exceeds a certain width, you are banned from buying them.

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  2. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    January 20th, 2013

    It’s a virus and it’s spreading.

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  3. mkultra

    January 20th, 2013

     
  4. Buck Ofama

    January 20th, 2013

    Those aren’t “her” children. They were adopted. This whole “family” is a fraud.

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  5. dude

    January 20th, 2013

    That hair looks getto ho

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  6. B. Hussein Obama

    January 20th, 2013

    Thas som scary shit, yo … I can’t wait till I gets Reggie back – full time!

    Climb up there, Reggie! Rip me a new one! Yeah, tear it up! Make me bleed!

    Damn, I miss Man’s Country!

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  7. Hanoverfist

    January 20th, 2013

    Poor girls.

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  8. Tim

    January 20th, 2013

    I sometimes wonder who they really belong to …

    they don’t look like the Moose or the Kenyan.

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  9. IronyCurtain

    January 20th, 2013

    Does he really “need” a woman that unattractive?

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  10. Hanoverfist

    January 20th, 2013

    @IC

    Or that many?

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  11. historicus

    January 20th, 2013

    The litte one, Malaria? Obviously patterns are not her strong suit. The taller one almost pulls it off until you notice she decided to decorate her legs as tree trunks, perhaps as a nod to Mama. And Mama? What is with the wig? At least it distacts momentarily from the belt cinched below her udders.

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  12. sandybanks

    January 20th, 2013

    That hairdo is definitely ‘vintage’. Anyone here old enough to remember Senor Wences’ hand dummy?

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  13. historicus

    January 20th, 2013

    All she needs is a visor for that helmet and she could play the Black Knight in the off-Broadway presentation of “Monty Python and the Holy Grail”.

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  14. Poonces

    January 20th, 2013

    Mooch doin’ the “Ubangi”.

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  15. Snowball the Sourpuss

    January 20th, 2013

    Designed by Sal Valtion Armani.

    Soon only the plebs will be able to afford such fashion.

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  16. Houston

    January 20th, 2013

    I’ve got a fever, and the only prescription is more BOOB BELT!

    OK, does she not know where her waist is or does she just need the feel of a belt on the top of her belly?

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  17. RosalindJ

    January 20th, 2013

    Wait until 2014 when they get really bored and hire Rosa DeLauro’s personal shopper. That any dresses like this on purpose puts them right into Springer territory.

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  18. phil.arbeit

    January 20th, 2013

    Fashion Offense you mean.

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  19. Bad Brad

    January 20th, 2013

    After his soiree is over in the White House those kids will probably be returned to their real parents. We should probably leave them out of the mix.

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  20. RosalindJ

    January 20th, 2013

    I looked at stills from the private ceremony. While Malaria looks all-in and happy, Sasha has a look like she’s on to something. Stranger things have happened.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2265384/Barack-Obama-sworn-office-lightning-quick-ceremony-White-House.html#

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  21. Noelegy

    January 20th, 2013

    Buck Ofama, I’m adopted, and I assure you that just because a child isn’t the biological offspring of the parent, that doesn’t mean that Sasha and Malia aren’t the Obamas’ children. If they call Barack and Michelle “Dad” and “Mom,” they are their children.

    And children don’t always look like their biological parents, either. Features skip genes. It’s been pointed out that Malia looks like Barack’s mother, and Sasha looks like Michelle’s mother. I am NO fan of the Obamas, but those girls ARE their daughters, even if they are adopted. Sorry for the soapbox.

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  22. Noelegy

    January 20th, 2013

    Children “belong to” whoever raises them.

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  23. Bob M.

    January 20th, 2013

    The oldest has taken to growing a mustache – JUST like mom!!! :oops:

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  24. Carlos The Jackal

    January 20th, 2013

    A lot of plastic surgeons recommend changing hair style to camouflage the work that’s been done…
    except I see no sign of improvement…

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  25. My2Cents

    January 20th, 2013

    Ok, fellas. I’ll educate you on why Mooch uses a “boob belt” so often. The accessory is most often use to draw the eye away from the bustline when a woman’s figure is severely out of proportion (i.e., small bust, large waist, even larger hips).

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  26. RosalindJ

    January 20th, 2013

    My2Cents, much like the bangs to hide a third of her face, it’s not working,

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  27. Doc

    January 20th, 2013

    Shouldn’t those girls be old enough for at least a “Training Boob Belt”?

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  28. Houston

    January 20th, 2013

    But if the idea is to take attention away from her butt being bigger than her boobs why put the belt immediately underneath her boobs?

    Seems like that would emphasize the insanity.

    Maybe I’ll try it though to see if I look skinnier.

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  29. Houston

    January 20th, 2013

    Hey, I inadvertently invented “Moob Belt.”

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  30. nobarack08

    January 20th, 2013

    the ape and her offspring, sharia and malaria

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  31. andre

    January 20th, 2013

    Where are the birth certificates for these children? Seriously, they don’t look like either parent.

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  32. Anon

    January 21st, 2013

    Maybe the bangs are hiding a Botox botch job.

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  33. Loretta in Indiana

    January 21st, 2013

    Looking at that link from the Daily Mail — The book that Obama used to swear upon looks much too thin to be a Bible… it even looks too thin to be just the Old Testament!
    Obama’s ‘bible’ even has a zipper closure — is this a joke?

    Compare that to photos of Biden’s swearing in and his Bible is huge… Obamas have basically NO family in attendance, whereas the Bidens have a significant group. No family love or loyalty in the Obama camp.

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