Home - by BigFurHat - January 20, 2013 - 22:00 America/New_York - 40 Comments
January 20th, 2013
…..and it vibrates…..
It’s a watermelon scooper!
Barbie’s friend? The little glamor puss wouldn’t be seen dead with that cow.
You are shittin me…
I aint fallin for it Hat!
Even Malibu Barbie would avoid her…
My 1969 Stewardess Barbie( who dumped Ken for GI Joe) would deplane her midflight!
..and it’s genetically correct.
Only if she calls her favorite black strap-on “Mic”
Barbie’s friend thinks Bush did 9/11, calls another woman who eats her pussy out every night her “wife” and thinks Christians are just as terrorist as Muslims.
But Django dolls were discontinued because they were offensive.
America is insane.
I’ll bet her ‘activity zone’ smells like a tuna boat.
Boobie the Rocket Dog
“In her f__kin’ dreams” – shaped.
Oh, and if he/she should sneeze, there’ll be a Mic Hunt.
Is that supposed to be a likeness of Rosie O. or Monica Lewinsky? Either way, that mic doesn’t stand a chance of working tomorrow.
I know what it AIN’T!!!
I noticed it’s the deluxe model, with clit stimulator.
Mattel forgot the snarl. Maybe it’s an extra cost accessory.
Looks like an expensive microphone, must be a Telefucken.
Is it anatomically correct – with all the hair and tattoos?
The Mad German
January 21st, 2013
Shouldn’t her knuckles be lower or dragging?
Seems a little svelte for Rosie.
She looks like she lost weight. Kinda hot huh, Greyscape?
Moe Tom. My family has checked in right behind her and her brood in a Villa a Hawaii. (We occupied the same Villa after she left). We requested they change the mattress because of the huge depression on the side I normally sleep on. No BS. Year 2000.
@ Brad – Did you look UNDER the bed for bodies?
Did you inspect the room with a UV light for wall stains?
Did they get the pizza off the ceiling?
Boobie. Found a little kids shoe under the bed. I weigh, and weighed 275 lbs. Our mattress at home doesn’t look like that. The logical part of my brain thinks no way she did it. But the again, she’s very large. We passed her entourage on the way in. We used to go there at Thanksgiving every year when the Gov. would allow the economy to role. I use to screw with the Hawaiian kids that worked there. They nicked named me the diesel. Those were the best times. I doubt if we ever see them again.
Stranded in Sonoma
More shit for target practice.
The head needs to be 20x bigger
@BadBrad, that’s a rich daily rate.
But if you paid me that I still wouldn’t stay in a room Rosie just defiled.
The wide-body jumbo jet of Barbie dolls.
“Friend of Barbie” Barbie should sue for defamation.
The shoes come with extra long tongues.
If they don’t put some extra pork on that thing, and a hateful smirk, nobody will know who it is supposed to be once it’s out of the box.
Oh, and they might dip it in shit and rotten fish too; for the blind kids.
I guess Mattel is in bed with the Lesbians now. Poor Barbie doesn’t know what’s coming. What’s next, bi-curios Ken or just jump “straight” to transgendered Kennedy?
Does Rosie O slip her droopy lips into the fake ball sack for that extra strap-on feeling of manhood? That sweating Cow pumpin her poontangy would blind an eagle…..
Brilliant marketing by Mattel: These will be useful for Voodoo rituals.
“It its Matel its Swelled”
Opps, freaking hands frostbite from -16 temps this morning.
“If its Matel its Swelled”
Keith in Seattle
The doll is not fat/ugly enough to be Rosie. She needs to be as wide as the box and twice as ugly.
Barbie would get her pink assault rifle and blow that ugly thing away! She would look hot doing it too!
One of my little grandaughters has a love of Barbie Dols and already has an extensive collection. If anyone buys her the Roselesbian Doll, I will fuck them up! What the hell is Mattel thinking? I mean if they want to market a lesbo, go with Porchia Del Rossi.
I didn’t know they made a Dianne Feinstein doll.
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