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11 Dolls the World Could Have Done Without<br />
via Mental Floss

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  1. Yes

    January 20th, 2013

    …..and it vibrates…..

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  2. Corona

    January 20th, 2013

    It’s a watermelon scooper!

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  3. Chalupa

    January 20th, 2013

    Barbie’s friend? The little glamor puss wouldn’t be seen dead with that cow.

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  4. RWF

    January 20th, 2013

    You are shittin me…

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  5. RWF

    January 20th, 2013

    I aint fallin for it Hat!

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  6. LoveitorLeaveit

    January 20th, 2013

    Even Malibu Barbie would avoid her…

    My 1969 Stewardess Barbie( who dumped Ken for GI Joe) would deplane her midflight!

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  7. Alxandro

    January 20th, 2013

    ..and it’s genetically correct.

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  8. Hawaiian

    January 20th, 2013

    Only if she calls her favorite black strap-on “Mic”

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  9. CrustyB

    January 20th, 2013

    Barbie’s friend thinks Bush did 9/11, calls another woman who eats her pussy out every night her “wife” and thinks Christians are just as terrorist as Muslims.

    But Django dolls were discontinued because they were offensive.

    America is insane.

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  10. mkultra

    January 20th, 2013

    I’ll bet her ‘activity zone’ smells like a tuna boat.

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  11. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    January 20th, 2013

    “In her f__kin’ dreams” – shaped.

    Oh, and if he/she should sneeze, there’ll be a Mic Hunt.

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  12. phil.arbeit

    January 20th, 2013

    Is that supposed to be a likeness of Rosie O. or Monica Lewinsky? Either way, that mic doesn’t stand a chance of working tomorrow.

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  13. Bob M.

    January 20th, 2013

    I know what it AIN’T!!! :oops:

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  14. Moxie Man

    January 20th, 2013

    I noticed it’s the deluxe model, with clit stimulator.

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  15. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    January 20th, 2013

    Mattel forgot the snarl. Maybe it’s an extra cost accessory.

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  16. Moxie Man

    January 20th, 2013

    Looks like an expensive microphone, must be a Telefucken.

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  17. grayscape

    January 20th, 2013

    Is it anatomically correct – with all the hair and tattoos?

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  18. The Mad German

    January 21st, 2013

    Shouldn’t her knuckles be lower or dragging?

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  19. marleenna1959

    January 21st, 2013

    Seems a little svelte for Rosie.

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  20. Moe Tom

    January 21st, 2013

    She looks like she lost weight. Kinda hot huh, Greyscape?

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  21. Bad Brad

    January 21st, 2013

    Moe Tom. My family has checked in right behind her and her brood in a Villa a Hawaii. (We occupied the same Villa after she left). We requested they change the mattress because of the huge depression on the side I normally sleep on. No BS. Year 2000.

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  22. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    January 21st, 2013

    @ Brad – Did you look UNDER the bed for bodies?
    Did you inspect the room with a UV light for wall stains?
    Did they get the pizza off the ceiling?

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  23. Bad Brad

    January 21st, 2013

    Boobie. Found a little kids shoe under the bed. I weigh, and weighed 275 lbs. Our mattress at home doesn’t look like that. The logical part of my brain thinks no way she did it. But the again, she’s very large. We passed her entourage on the way in. We used to go there at Thanksgiving every year when the Gov. would allow the economy to role. I use to screw with the Hawaiian kids that worked there. They nicked named me the diesel. Those were the best times. I doubt if we ever see them again.

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  24. Bad Brad

    January 21st, 2013

     
  25. Stranded in Sonoma

    January 21st, 2013

    More shit for target practice.

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  26. Nick

    January 21st, 2013

    The head needs to be 20x bigger

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  27. Ya sure

    January 21st, 2013

    @BadBrad, that’s a rich daily rate.
    But if you paid me that I still wouldn’t stay in a room Rosie just defiled.

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  28. sTevo

    January 21st, 2013

    The wide-body jumbo jet of Barbie dolls.

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  29. Dr. Tar

    January 21st, 2013

    “Friend of Barbie” Barbie should sue for defamation.

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  30. SgtZim

    January 21st, 2013

    The shoes come with extra long tongues.

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  31. Unruly Refugee

    January 21st, 2013

    If they don’t put some extra pork on that thing, and a hateful smirk, nobody will know who it is supposed to be once it’s out of the box.
    Oh, and they might dip it in shit and rotten fish too; for the blind kids.

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  32. Phil Arbeit

    January 21st, 2013

    I guess Mattel is in bed with the Lesbians now. Poor Barbie doesn’t know what’s coming. What’s next, bi-curios Ken or just jump “straight” to transgendered Kennedy?

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  33. Mz BallBreaker

    January 21st, 2013

    Does Rosie O slip her droopy lips into the fake ball sack for that extra strap-on feeling of manhood? That sweating Cow pumpin her poontangy would blind an eagle…..

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  34. Tony R

    January 21st, 2013

    Brilliant marketing by Mattel: These will be useful for Voodoo rituals.

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  35. Dr. Tar

    January 21st, 2013

    “It its Matel its Swelled”

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  36. Dr. Tar

    January 21st, 2013

    Opps, freaking hands frostbite from -16 temps this morning.

    “If its Matel its Swelled”

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  37. Keith in Seattle

    January 21st, 2013

    The doll is not fat/ugly enough to be Rosie. She needs to be as wide as the box and twice as ugly.

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  38. Tiger Eyes

    January 21st, 2013

    Barbie would get her pink assault rifle and blow that ugly thing away! She would look hot doing it too!

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  39. Buzz D.

    January 21st, 2013

    One of my little grandaughters has a love of Barbie Dols and already has an extensive collection. If anyone buys her the Roselesbian Doll, I will fuck them up! What the hell is Mattel thinking? I mean if they want to market a lesbo, go with Porchia Del Rossi.

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  40. Name Redacted™

    January 21st, 2013

    I didn’t know they made a Dianne Feinstein doll.

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