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SUBMIT YOUR LYRICS FOR THE ANGRY WHITE DUDE THEME SONG!

Home - by - January 20, 2013 - 21:00 America/New_York - 16 Comments

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Angry White Dude is a trendsetter in the conservative blogosphere. And when I say trendsetter, I mean I set trends. For example, AWD was the first blogger to incorporate sexiness into blogging. And the Big Sexy was the first blogger to bring to you Music That Doesn’t Suck while reporting on libtards and RINOs that do. How does AWD bring all that creativity and sexitude to blog day after day? All I can say is, it’s a gift.

AWD will soon set another chart-topping trend! AWD will be the first blogger to have a theme song. And a theme song written by a professional singer/songwriter, too! I’m not going to reveal too much more at this time because I want to surprise y’all with a goodern’ hell theme song once it’s “in the can” (as we say in the music bidness). But the songwriter is a professional and can write him a song!

So why announce the theme song if AWD is keeping it so secret? Here’s where y’all come in. AWD is asking any of you budding Merle Haggards out there to submit your lyrics for the AWD song. And I’m telling any of you budding Justin Biebers out there to go moisturize yourself and change your tampon, junior! And keep it clean (or at least come close). This ain’t no damn rap theme song!

AWD can’t promise your lyrics will be used (if they’re not, it’s probably because they suck) and don’t even believe you’ll get any royalty payments, either when this bad boy goes big. Let’s get that sh*t straight up front! But you can be happy knowing that your lyrics (if used) will be involved in a song and video bigger than Gangnam Style!

Just make sure your lyrics are original and not plagiarized. I don’t want to see any:

“Hey Dude, don’t make it bad,
take a sad blog, and make it better.”

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» 16 Comments

  1. Bad Brad

    January 20th, 2013

    Dude get Silver Wing out there, and Link This.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbc8dntrlNA
    /
    I’m a huge Haggard Fan. I love reading your stuff, and think you awesome. You need some serious help in the musac department. Just my opinion obviously.Sorry.

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  2. Why are you angry?

    January 20th, 2013

    Is it because of Obama?
    He pisses me off.
    Can I be POWD?

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  3. Bad Brad

    January 20th, 2013

    Ronald Reagan pardoned Merle out of prison in 1972. Reagan’s second term. Reagan clearly showed his vision back then. I can sit on my back deck a listen to Merle all night long. Even better with a glass of Jack with ice. You gotta wait for the glass to sweat, then it ready.

    This dude reminds me of Merle. Quite the history to this song.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8iDAv3UVfI
    /

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  4. Doc

    January 20th, 2013

    OK Chalupa, to the tune of Dirty White Boys…Go for it!

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  5. Chalupa

    January 20th, 2013

    I got nuthin’ Doc – I was thinking more along the lines of

    I’m too sexy for my blog
    Too sexy I’m the dawg
    I’m riding on my hawg….

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  6. Too Religious?

    January 20th, 2013

    Onward, AWD, marching as to war, ect.

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  7. Bad Brad

    January 20th, 2013

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QX9X5zJ91Ac
    /
    Here’s your lyrics.

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  8. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    January 20th, 2013

    Long as we’re talkin’ Hag, try this obscure (for a reason) ditty for inspiration:

    I’m A White Boy

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epnqisvSCwo&playnext=1&list=PL58A1624A6877C677&feature=results_video
    .

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  9. Bad Brad

    January 20th, 2013

    Boobie, great song. I have one foot in contemporary hard rock (what ever else you want to call it), and the other in country. I forgot how much I loved listening to Merle. Think I’m back on the country train for a while. Excuse me while I break out the Poncho and Lefty.

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  10. Edith McCrotch

    January 21st, 2013

    So how far does a conservative blog master have to go to become a douche and get kicked out of the “conservative” blog club?

    just askin’.

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  11. Bad Brad

    January 21st, 2013

    Edith, Ya got me there, where are you going with that?

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  12. The Mad German

    January 21st, 2013

    Ok so here goes,

    In america we pay our dues
    We work, we toil
    We worship at pews
    We believe in whats right
    and hate being used
    So don’t go pissing off
    Angry white dudes

    Now our founding fathers
    They weren’t no fools
    They adopted amendments
    For those who would rule
    When the elitists start making
    exceptions to the rules
    Then it makes us all
    Start looking like fools
    When you say you owe me dude
    housing, phones utilities and food
    Now I’m angry and in a bad mood
    Cause you gone and pissed off an Angry White dude.

    In america we pay our own way
    Your bills are yours
    and not mine to pay
    We believe in whats right
    and hate being used
    So don’t go pissing off
    Angry white dudes

    I’m an angry white dude
    and not a hater
    Call me a racists
    and I’ll call you a baiter
    You hate that I cling
    to my guns and bible
    Break into my house
    and I’ll hold you liable
    Old Mr. Colt doesn’t discriminate
    Killers, murders,rapists he hates
    So go on ahead and call the ACLU
    Justice is blind to an Angry white dude

    This is stil america
    you liberal tools
    Where we still have rights
    and aren’t no fools
    So you socialists, fascists
    and marxists are screwed
    and might think twice
    about pissing off Angry white dudes

    The Mad German, aka Nutjob

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  13. JimBob

    January 21st, 2013

     
  14. Bad Brad

    January 21st, 2013

    Nut Job. He said no rap! LOL. You have some talent.

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  15. sTevo

    January 21st, 2013

    Which one of these presidents is not like the other. 3x

    Which one of these Facist sheds the Constitution. 3x

    Which one of these fucker always vote present. 3x

    Which one of these rulers wants to kill your mama. 3x

    Oh, this thing writes itself.

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  16. The Mad German

    January 21st, 2013

    @Brad,thanks

    Slow it down and sing it long haired country boy Hank Jr style.

    Should’ve let the sentences run together, so it wouldn’t appeared rappish…which I totally detest.

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