Angry White Dude is a trendsetter in the conservative blogosphere. And when I say trendsetter, I mean I set trends. For example, AWD was the first blogger to incorporate sexiness into blogging. And the Big Sexy was the first blogger to bring to you Music That Doesn’t Suck while reporting on libtards and RINOs that do. How does AWD bring all that creativity and sexitude to blog day after day? All I can say is, it’s a gift.
AWD will soon set another chart-topping trend! AWD will be the first blogger to have a theme song. And a theme song written by a professional singer/songwriter, too! I’m not going to reveal too much more at this time because I want to surprise y’all with a goodern’ hell theme song once it’s “in the can” (as we say in the music bidness). But the songwriter is a professional and can write him a song!
So why announce the theme song if AWD is keeping it so secret? Here’s where y’all come in. AWD is asking any of you budding Merle Haggards out there to submit your lyrics for the AWD song. And I’m telling any of you budding Justin Biebers out there to go moisturize yourself and change your tampon, junior! And keep it clean (or at least come close). This ain’t no damn rap theme song!
AWD can’t promise your lyrics will be used (if they’re not, it’s probably because they suck) and don’t even believe you’ll get any royalty payments, either when this bad boy goes big. Let’s get that sh*t straight up front! But you can be happy knowing that your lyrics (if used) will be involved in a song and video bigger than Gangnam Style!
Just make sure your lyrics are original and not plagiarized. I don’t want to see any:
“Hey Dude, don’t make it bad,
take a sad blog, and make it better.”