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SUBMIT YOUR LYRICS FOR THE ANGRY WHITE DUDE THEME SONG!
AWD
Angry White Dude is a trendsetter in the conservative blogosphere. And when I say trendsetter, I mean I set trends. For example, AWD was the first blogger to incorporate sexiness into blogging. And the Big Sexy was the first blogger to bring to you Music That Doesn’t Suck while reporting on libtards and RINOs that do. How does AWD bring all that creativity and sexitude to blog day after day? All I can say is, it’s a gift.
AWD will soon set another chart-topping trend! AWD will be the first blogger to have a theme song. And a theme song written by a professional singer/songwriter, too! I’m not going to reveal too much more at this time because I want to surprise y’all with a goodern’ hell theme song once it’s “in the can” (as we say in the music bidness). But the songwriter is a professional and can write him a song!
So why announce the theme song if AWD is keeping it so secret? Here’s where y’all come in. AWD is asking any of you budding Merle Haggards out there to submit your lyrics for the AWD song. And I’m telling any of you budding Justin Biebers out there to go moisturize yourself and change your tampon, junior! And keep it clean (or at least come close). This ain’t no damn rap theme song!
AWD can’t promise your lyrics will be used (if they’re not, it’s probably because they suck) and don’t even believe you’ll get any royalty payments, either when this bad boy goes big. Let’s get that sh*t straight up front! But you can be happy knowing that your lyrics (if used) will be involved in a song and video bigger than Gangnam Style!
Just make sure your lyrics are original and not plagiarized. I don’t want to see any:
“Hey Dude, don’t make it bad,
take a sad blog, and make it better.”
Bad Brad
January 20th, 2013
Dude get Silver Wing out there, and Link This.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbc8dntrlNA
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I’m a huge Haggard Fan. I love reading your stuff, and think you awesome. You need some serious help in the musac department. Just my opinion obviously.Sorry.
Why are you angry?
January 20th, 2013
Is it because of Obama?
He pisses me off.
Can I be POWD?
Bad Brad
January 20th, 2013
Ronald Reagan pardoned Merle out of prison in 1972. Reagan’s second term. Reagan clearly showed his vision back then. I can sit on my back deck a listen to Merle all night long. Even better with a glass of Jack with ice. You gotta wait for the glass to sweat, then it ready.
This dude reminds me of Merle. Quite the history to this song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8iDAv3UVfI
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Doc
January 20th, 2013
OK Chalupa, to the tune of Dirty White Boys…Go for it!
Chalupa
January 20th, 2013
I got nuthin’ Doc – I was thinking more along the lines of
I’m too sexy for my blog
Too sexy I’m the dawg
I’m riding on my hawg….
Too Religious?
January 20th, 2013
Onward, AWD, marching as to war, ect.
Bad Brad
January 20th, 2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QX9X5zJ91Ac
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Here’s your lyrics.
Boobie the Rocket Dog
January 20th, 2013
Long as we’re talkin’ Hag, try this obscure (for a reason) ditty for inspiration:
I’m A White Boy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epnqisvSCwo&playnext=1&list=PL58A1624A6877C677&feature=results_video
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Bad Brad
January 20th, 2013
Boobie, great song. I have one foot in contemporary hard rock (what ever else you want to call it), and the other in country. I forgot how much I loved listening to Merle. Think I’m back on the country train for a while. Excuse me while I break out the Poncho and Lefty.
Edith McCrotch
January 21st, 2013
So how far does a conservative blog master have to go to become a douche and get kicked out of the “conservative” blog club?
just askin’.
Bad Brad
January 21st, 2013
Edith, Ya got me there, where are you going with that?
The Mad German
January 21st, 2013
Ok so here goes,
In america we pay our dues
We work, we toil
We worship at pews
We believe in whats right
and hate being used
So don’t go pissing off
Angry white dudes
Now our founding fathers
They weren’t no fools
They adopted amendments
For those who would rule
When the elitists start making
exceptions to the rules
Then it makes us all
Start looking like fools
When you say you owe me dude
housing, phones utilities and food
Now I’m angry and in a bad mood
Cause you gone and pissed off an Angry White dude.
In america we pay our own way
Your bills are yours
and not mine to pay
We believe in whats right
and hate being used
So don’t go pissing off
Angry white dudes
I’m an angry white dude
and not a hater
Call me a racists
and I’ll call you a baiter
You hate that I cling
to my guns and bible
Break into my house
and I’ll hold you liable
Old Mr. Colt doesn’t discriminate
Killers, murders,rapists he hates
So go on ahead and call the ACLU
Justice is blind to an Angry white dude
This is stil america
you liberal tools
Where we still have rights
and aren’t no fools
So you socialists, fascists
and marxists are screwed
and might think twice
about pissing off Angry white dudes
The Mad German, aka Nutjob
JimBob
January 21st, 2013
Middle age crazy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=MJJxkVTF_bM#!
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Bad Brad
January 21st, 2013
Nut Job. He said no rap! LOL. You have some talent.
sTevo
January 21st, 2013
Which one of these presidents is not like the other. 3x
Which one of these Facist sheds the Constitution. 3x
Which one of these fucker always vote present. 3x
Which one of these rulers wants to kill your mama. 3x
Oh, this thing writes itself.
The Mad German
January 21st, 2013
@Brad,thanks
Slow it down and sing it long haired country boy Hank Jr style.
Should’ve let the sentences run together, so it wouldn’t appeared rappish…which I totally detest.