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What If Conservative Kids Wrote Letters To Obama?
The Looking Spoon
This was inspired by #ConservativeKidLetters at Twitter, which was inspired by the obnoxious Kabuki theater that has been the letters from kids urging Obama to press for gun control.
There’s a reason children aren’t allowed to make such decisions, but there’s also a reason liberals think their opinions are valid.







Billy Fuster
January 20th, 2013
Dear Mr. President,
Why are you selling me and all the other children intro slavery with the national debt?
Little Billy
Corky
January 20th, 2013
Dear Mr. President,
My Daddy had to give up his golf course membership because he can’t pay for it anymore. Can he play with you? I’m tired of seeing him so sad.
The President
January 20th, 2013
Dear Little Billy:
To get even with you fing white people.
The Prez.
Billy Fuster
January 20th, 2013
Dear Mr. President,
You are a douchebag.
Sincerely,
Little Billy
factslady
January 20th, 2013
Wouldn’t he have the auto pen respond?
Jethro
January 20th, 2013
Hey Preezy,
My Dad says FU…and that fatass cow you rode in on…
Jethro Jr.