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Kim and Kanye’s Unborn Baby Makes a Run for It

Home - by - January 20, 2013 - 17:00 America/New_York - 21 Comments

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  1. LadyGun12

    January 20th, 2013

    Silly as all getout, but I howled.

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  2. Claudia

    January 20th, 2013

    I would run, too!

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  3. Kairn

    January 20th, 2013

    I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything quite so silly before. I’m ashamed to admit I really laughed at this.

    Just imagine how much faster this baby would have fled when it realized it was Debbie Wassername Shlutz’s kid!!!

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  4. 99th Squad Leader

    January 20th, 2013

    That was extremely funny! LOL! KimKan’s baby has more sense than his parents.

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  5. norman einstein

    January 20th, 2013

    I passed this by and wasn’t going to click on it.
    I couldn’t care less about Kartrashian and that mouth-breather.

    Anyway, when I realized it was Conan O’Brien’s show, I decided to check it out, and I LMAO!
    When the “baby” came zipping into the studio, I lost it!

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  6. cfm990

    January 20th, 2013

    Go Baby Go!

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  7. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    January 20th, 2013

    That placenta is so handy, ain’t it? lol

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  8. Col. Angus

    January 20th, 2013

    Run Forrest!

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  9. bitterclinger

    January 20th, 2013

    I normally can’t stomach Conan, but throwing the placenta over the cop-car door for leverage was too much.

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  10. Menderman

    January 20th, 2013

    and for you dudes that think she has a nice ass, forget the fact that she “poops out of that thing”, just envision Kanye’s jewels smaking it while they are bumpin uglies…yeah baby!!!!

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  11. KF

    January 20th, 2013

    @Mendman, do you think the kid ran because he found out how mom got famous?

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  12. Menderman

    January 20th, 2013

    ummmm…..I have no idea how she got famous, but I think her step dad was a decalthalete that was on a Wheaties box…is that how it happened?

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  13. KF

    January 20th, 2013

    Kim Kardashian got famous because a tape of her screwing some rap dude got out on the Internet. For reasons completely beyond me that’s how Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian became “celebrities” in this twisted culture. And no I never watched it, I have no desire to see that empty headed idiot doing anything a few comedians have joked about it otherwise I wouldn’t know.

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  14. Drackxman

    January 20th, 2013

    Everyone missed the obvious… According to Conan and hollywood, it’s not a “Baby “… It’s just a blob of flesh. Why didn’t Conan say the Blob of Flesh was running from Kim ? …. So hypocrytical hollywood is.

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  15. Bad Brad

    January 20th, 2013

    There’s no way that happened. That kid has her genetic big old ass, and his big old mouth. I know it;s a big orifice,but you can’t fight genetics. But then again, they both have pin heads.

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  16. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    January 21st, 2013

    Well, that little lump of tissue has a leg up on Obumfuk– It’s not only half black and half white, its purple lips will be huge and it’ll be JEWISH!

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  17. Bad Brad

    January 21st, 2013

    Boobie, Just think. That poor kids gotta celebrate kwanzaa, Hanukkah, and Christmas.

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  18. Trixie Bluebell

    January 21st, 2013

    OMG — this is one of the funniest I’ve seen in a long time! Totally tasteless but funny.

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  19. Joe

    January 21st, 2013

    Funniest thing I’ve seen in awhile. Thanks for the morning laugh. Another reason I love this place.

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  20. Death_By_Farts

    January 21st, 2013

    The kid is trying to get away before they give it some stupid name like Apple or Suri…

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  21. Ladygnawgnaw

    January 22nd, 2013

    Kim got some splainin’ do to, dat baby be white.

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