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Florida Creep Pleads Guilty To Enema Tampering
JANUARY 18–A Florida man faces upwards of 10 years in federal prison after pleading guilty this week to a revolting product tampering scheme in which he returned used enemas to the CVS pharmacy where he purchased the items.
Ronald Robinson, 35, entered his guilty plea to a single felony tampering charge during an appearance Wednesday in U.S. District Court in Jacksonville. A sentencing date has not been set for Robinson, who has been jailed since last year.
As detailed by prosecutors in a January 16 court filing, Robinson’s tampering occurred between April and June 2012 and involved his repeated purchase of enemas (six to a box) from a CVS in Jacksonville.
After using the enemas, Robinson (seen in the above mug shot) placed them back into their boxes, resealed the containers, and returned the products for refunds. The used enemas were then reshelved by CVS workers and later sold to other customers.
Robinson was collared after a CVS employee became suspicious about the frequency with which he was returning enema packages. On one occasion, Robinson told the worker that he had purchased the enemas for his mother, but “she no longer needed them,”according to a Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office report. When the worker examined the returned box, he “observed that all the enemas were used” and that the bottom of the package had been “re-glued…so that it appeared that it had not been opened.”
Kim WhoreDashyHole
January 19th, 2013
This guy’s completely full of shit!!!
Well, USED to be, anyway!!
grayscape
January 19th, 2013
I understand that in certain circumstances for medical reasons an enema might be needed…. I have NEVER had one…nor do I know of anyone who has…
…so it seems to me that someone who uses them by the dozen is a fukin perv.
todak
January 19th, 2013
To hell with putting him in prison. He should be made to publicly suck them clean. That’ll cure him.
Col. Angus
January 19th, 2013
“Court filings do not reveal how many of the CVS customers used the tainted enemas ”
Cardigan, so many possibilities with the headline.
Moe Tom
January 19th, 2013
Prison enemas are different. But he’ll get used to them. . to o to O to 0 in a short period.
sig94
January 19th, 2013
@Moe Tom – yeah, his “ring” size will approach his shoe size eventually.
xthred
January 19th, 2013
Is it safe to assume he’s a queer with AIDS?
One Notch Above a Congresscritter
January 19th, 2013
Maybe Holder can concentrate on butt flushes for a while and leave our guns alone.
Maudie N Mandeville
January 19th, 2013
Busy little homosexual.
So.....
January 19th, 2013
Your not supposed to take them back to the store after use?
How about condoms?
Sanitary napkins?
Bandaids?
Kleenex ?
Gum?
Soda pop?
Nope I can’t think of one thing;once used that should be put back on the shelf.
Stranded in Sonoma
January 19th, 2013
Know your enema.
Anonymous
January 19th, 2013
10 yrs is not nearly enough, is it?
4boyzmom
January 19th, 2013
I need to remember not to eat or drink whilst perusing this website….
Nutjob
January 19th, 2013
Probabaly just prepping himself for the presidential innauguration.
Chalupa
January 19th, 2013
He just wants a part of himself to be remembered for all posterior.
Corona
January 19th, 2013
@Stranded
Know thine enema.
Or as FrankJ would say, Know thy enema.
Corona
January 19th, 2013
Oh, I forgot…
Immediate ban on assault enemas!
Sympathy detonation
January 19th, 2013
charges will be dropped if he agrees to fill the slot for 0bamas’ clean arse czar
scr_north
January 20th, 2013
I’m thinking he’s going to be a popular boy in prison. I’ll bet though they ship him off to adseg (administrative segregation) the moment he steps in. I hope he like 23 hour a day lockup with some other perv.
Carlos The Jackal
January 20th, 2013
He sounds like a Luberal Democrat…
Joe
January 20th, 2013
Moe Tom: You beat me to it… was gonna say he won’t need those things in prison.