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And Now For the Latest Episode of Joey Biden’s Serial Flat Out Lying
Vice President Joseph R. Biden’s claim that he heard the gunshots of a 2006 school massacre while playing golf is raising questions about his veracity or his memory.
Mr. Biden told a meeting of mayors in Washington Thursday that he was about a quarter-mile away from an Amish schoolhouse on Oct. 2, 2006, when a gunman shot and killed five students and wounded five others.
“I happened to be literally — probably, it turned out, to be a quarter of a mile [away] at an outing when I heard gunshots in the woods,” Mr. Biden recounted. “We didn’t know … we thought they were hunters.”
But a search of maps of the area in Lancaster County, Pa., shows the nearest golf course to the site of the shooting, Moccasin Run Golf Club, is about five miles away. Rodney King, the golf pro at Moccasin Run, said Friday he was working at the course on the day of the shooting and never saw Mr. Biden, who was then a U.S. senator.
“There’s a lot of things here that I find hard to believe,” Mr. King said. “I looked in my database, and he [Mr. Biden] is not in my database.”
Even if Mr. Biden had played at the course that day, Mr. King said, “It’s very far-fetched that he would have heard it.”
sig94
January 19th, 2013
Yeah, but, but .. he was there before he wasn’t there!
Diann
January 19th, 2013
Vice President Walter Mitty.
papadoc
January 19th, 2013
He’s one of the 10 million who have first-hand recollection of being one of the 400,000 who were at Woodstock. And if he wasn’t so damned far back in the crowd he could’ve raced to the motorcade and shielded Kennedy from the sniper’s bullets. He’s Zelig.
Saxindacity
January 19th, 2013
Zelig maybe…I’m thinking a delusional Forest Gump wannabe.
shotwell
January 19th, 2013
I won’t waste any of my thoughts on this despicable man. Mute button.
Moe Tom
January 19th, 2013
That man is a saucer short of a complete tea set. Literally.
Stirrin the B.S.
January 19th, 2013
What do you expect from a man who had to admit that he plagerized a speech in the 1988 presidential campaign.
I really, really hope that he runs for president in 2016.
B. Hussein Obama
January 19th, 2013
Joe’s always good for a laugh …
Y’all should see his ‘retarded tough guy’ routine …
usually performs that one at union halls.
Jarhead Cracka
January 19th, 2013
Ever notice how many times old Joe uses the word ‘literally’, and also how often he’s been proved wrong?
Tim
January 20th, 2013
Mr. Hat,
That was one really funny strip.