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Home - by - January 18, 2013 - 00:45 America/New_York - 18 Comments

Donna Lange- charged with smothering boyfriend to death with  breasts

Everett, Wash (The Weekly Vice) – Donna Lange, a 50-year-old Everett woman, was jailed Saturday after she allegedly smothered her boyfriend to death with her breasts.
According to the Snohomish County Sheriff’s Office, deputies were dispatched to the Airport Inn trailer park at about 12:45 a.m after receiving a report of a domestic disturbance.

When deputies arrived on the scene, emergency medics were already at the couple’s residence, performing CPR on an unresponsive 51-year-old man.

Deputies spoke to several witnesses who stated that they found Lange on top of the victim with his face buries in her chest. The victim was rushed to Swedish Hospital in Edmonds, where he was pronounced dead a short time after arrival.

Investigators say  Lange, who was heavily intoxicated, was interviewed at the hospital.

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  1. Bad Brad

    January 18th, 2013

    Yur Freaken me out. So a few people die. Come on.

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  2. old_oaks

    January 18th, 2013

    Why did I read the first line as; “Donna a large, 50 year old Everett woman…”

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  3. Ted Nougat

    January 18th, 2013

    Pics or it didn’t happen.

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  4. Moxie Man

    January 18th, 2013

    My daddy told me, “anything over a mouthful is wasted” – Joe E. Brown

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  5. F.D.R. in Hell

    January 18th, 2013

    Medics said he had a smile on his face.

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  6. grayscape

    January 18th, 2013

    This is becoming an epidemic. Gubmint intervention – now! Uhhh…for the children….or something.

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  7. Jerry Manderin

    January 18th, 2013

    Put that under “Unshameful Death.”

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  8. Bad Brad

    January 18th, 2013

    I just clicked the link. Not good. Cardigan owes us a pallet cleanser.

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  9. D B Cooper

    January 18th, 2013

    “I’m afraid the strain was more than he could bear”
    (Doc Holliday’s remark after blowing out Johnny
    Ringo’s brain in Tombstone.

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  10. Ricky

    January 18th, 2013

    while “motor-boating” his ship sailed..

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  11. Nutjob

    January 18th, 2013

    Sometimes the breast things in life will kill you.

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  12. IronyCurtain

    January 18th, 2013

    He’s gone now and we’re left with only mammaries.

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  13. Poonces

    January 18th, 2013

    The new and improved two ton Tilly?

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  14. sig94

    January 18th, 2013

    He needed a breast of fresh air but all he got was the Boobs O’Doom.

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  15. jeckelmyhyde

    January 18th, 2013

    Not only does the term “More than a mouthfull is wasted” hold true, it can also kill you.

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  16. Billy Fuster

    January 18th, 2013

    The Weekly Vice, my new favorite website.

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  17. BWSEATTLE

    January 18th, 2013

    Too close to home. It’s next door practically to my shop! Yes, it really did happen. This is E-Town, where ANYTHING can happen ;(

    Sometimes when I’m pulling into the shop, I see hookers chasing my car because they think I’m pulling over for them. True.

    There are four “boobie espresso” stands within a quarter mile of the shop too. No, I don’t go there ;)

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  18. Stache

    January 21st, 2013

    Should she have been limited to one ‘cartridge’ per holster or something like that?

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