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Donna Lange- charged with smothering boyfriend to death with breasts
Everett, Wash (The Weekly Vice) – Donna Lange, a 50-year-old Everett woman, was jailed Saturday after she allegedly smothered her boyfriend to death with her breasts.
According to the Snohomish County Sheriff’s Office, deputies were dispatched to the Airport Inn trailer park at about 12:45 a.m after receiving a report of a domestic disturbance.
When deputies arrived on the scene, emergency medics were already at the couple’s residence, performing CPR on an unresponsive 51-year-old man.
Deputies spoke to several witnesses who stated that they found Lange on top of the victim with his face buries in her chest. The victim was rushed to Swedish Hospital in Edmonds, where he was pronounced dead a short time after arrival.
Investigators say Lange, who was heavily intoxicated, was interviewed at the hospital.
Bad Brad
January 18th, 2013
Yur Freaken me out. So a few people die. Come on.
old_oaks
January 18th, 2013
Why did I read the first line as; “Donna a large, 50 year old Everett woman…”
Ted Nougat
January 18th, 2013
Pics or it didn’t happen.
Moxie Man
January 18th, 2013
My daddy told me, “anything over a mouthful is wasted” – Joe E. Brown
F.D.R. in Hell
January 18th, 2013
Medics said he had a smile on his face.
grayscape
January 18th, 2013
This is becoming an epidemic. Gubmint intervention – now! Uhhh…for the children….or something.
Jerry Manderin
January 18th, 2013
Put that under “Unshameful Death.”
Bad Brad
January 18th, 2013
I just clicked the link. Not good. Cardigan owes us a pallet cleanser.
D B Cooper
January 18th, 2013
“I’m afraid the strain was more than he could bear”
(Doc Holliday’s remark after blowing out Johnny
Ringo’s brain in Tombstone.
Ricky
January 18th, 2013
while “motor-boating” his ship sailed..
Nutjob
January 18th, 2013
Sometimes the breast things in life will kill you.
IronyCurtain
January 18th, 2013
He’s gone now and we’re left with only mammaries.
Poonces
January 18th, 2013
The new and improved two ton Tilly?
sig94
January 18th, 2013
He needed a breast of fresh air but all he got was the Boobs O’Doom.
jeckelmyhyde
January 18th, 2013
Not only does the term “More than a mouthfull is wasted” hold true, it can also kill you.
Billy Fuster
January 18th, 2013
The Weekly Vice, my new favorite website.
BWSEATTLE
January 18th, 2013
Too close to home. It’s next door practically to my shop! Yes, it really did happen. This is E-Town, where ANYTHING can happen ;(
Sometimes when I’m pulling into the shop, I see hookers chasing my car because they think I’m pulling over for them. True.
There are four “boobie espresso” stands within a quarter mile of the shop too. No, I don’t go there
Stache
January 21st, 2013
Should she have been limited to one ‘cartridge’ per holster or something like that?