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White House Censors First Lady
WASHINGTON (BHN) – Sources report that the reason first lady Michelle Obama has not been seen in recent weeks is due to the fervent anti-gun hysteria permeating the White House.
“The President cannot afford to have his wife flaunting her guns at this critical point,” said one White House staffer. “He knows Michelle can’t stop flexing for the cameras, it’s all she’s got going for herself.”
The first lady is expected to be back in public after critical gun control laws are enacted.
Michelle Obama at the gun show
Bad Brad
January 17th, 2013
Michelle O does not have the drive, discipline, or desire to work that hard.
grayscape
January 17th, 2013
‘S’he and Reggie are getting pumped for when Barry shows up for the Big Sexy.
F.D.R. in Hell
January 17th, 2013
Back story:
Worst Lady and her Voodoo Momma have been busy sacrificing chickens and arranging the dried bones in a Pentagram surrounded by 19 lighted red candles.
I know for a fact the voodoo’s working, because I overhead Lucifer saying, “Now, I’ve got a seat at BOTH Inaugural Balls, right, Michelle, sweetie?”
Bad Brad
January 17th, 2013
FDR, The right one and the left one?
Eleanor in Hell
January 17th, 2013
Franklin, you “overheard” not -overhead-.
And you left out the Fly agaric mushrooms and the pieces of wallpaper from the Lincoln Bedroom.
Mary Jane Anklestraps
January 17th, 2013
OMG lololol. She’s been doing the same thing to her ass.
Carlos The Jackal
January 17th, 2013
Creepiest picture evah!
serfer62
January 17th, 2013
SHE IS NOT THE FIRST LADY!!!!
a buffoon, wookie, trash, cretin, whatever, but NOT the first LADY!!!!