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  1. Wraith

    January 15th, 2013

    I’m in Arizona and my freakin’ plumbing exploded this weekend. I’m fresh out of sympathy for those spoiled West Coast bitches; they can make themselves useful by coming out here and wrapping their asses around my pipes.

    “Global Warming,” my shivering white ass.

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  2. Jimmy

    January 15th, 2013

    All they need now is a 8.0 earthquake and they’ll be living in tents. Oh, the humanity.

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  3. Bad Brad

    January 15th, 2013

    How freaken embarrassing. I live in northern Cali. and the temp gauge in the diesel powered thunder bolt grease slapper at 6:00 a.m. was reading 18 degrees. I’m at like 800 ft elevation. Truckee was minus 14.

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  4. Bad Brad

    January 15th, 2013

    DAMN GLOBAL WARMING ANYWAY>

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  5. norman einstein

    January 15th, 2013

    What a bunch of pussies.

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  6. Wyatt, Insensitive Progressive Jerk

    January 15th, 2013

    My non-fat latte became almost tepid on the way to my car this morning. How can anyone live under these conditions?

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  7. Debbie

    January 16th, 2013

    Exploding pipes? Don’t you guys disconnect your hoses and drain your sprinkler systems in the winter?

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  8. Mr. Pinko

    January 16th, 2013

    This is why I SUPPORT Global Warming!

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  9. Drackxman

    January 16th, 2013

    Fuck those Cali Pussies…

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  10. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    January 16th, 2013

    Over exaggerating numbnuts!
    When I lived there, if they got a half inch of rain the weather segments would start off as STORM WATCH 2012! They just don’t know how to handle themselves if the weather isn’t between 75 and 85 degrees at all times.

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  11. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    January 16th, 2013

    LMAO @ Wraith.
    Sorry your pipes burst.

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  12. Nutjob

    January 16th, 2013

    Silicone contracts and expands equally in the cold calisilicornian women, no need to fret, unless your worried about your metrosexual mens manhood…or lack thereof.

    Your tits should be just fine.

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  13. Wraith

    January 16th, 2013

    @ Bad Brad: I owe you a beer or five for the Tom Slick reference!! :D

    You young pups wouldn’t have heard of Tom Slick…that was back when we had REAL cartoons, only five channels(and one was PBS!), and no remote–we had to walk five feet across the room, uphill both ways, through three inches of avocado shag carpeting just to change the channel, and we were grateful, dammit!!!!

    One old fart to another, I guess… ;)

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  14. Wraith

    January 16th, 2013

    @ Debbie: The plumbing in my house was designed by someone almost as stupid as Chuck Schumer. We’re working on it…

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  15. Dan Ryan Galt

    January 16th, 2013

    California tumbles into the sea. That’ll be the day I go back to Annandale

    Can we all stand on the border of Nevada and Calie with crowbars and just get it over with?

    And oh, 32 degrees is freezing by the way sweetie.

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  16. Jack Daniels

    January 16th, 2013

    What a bunch of sissies…really!!

    I lived in Labrador City, worked in Cambridge Bay, Tuktyuktuk and other northern hamlets where winter temperatures gone down to -90F….Yes, -90F, and that’s not a typo!!

    In rainbow Lake AB, we would shut down an oil rig only if the temp dropped pass -85F!!!! otherwise we kept the BOP (Blow out preventer) stack warm by using steam, and then breaking the ice build up with sledge hammers…oh such fun!

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  17. Stirrin the B.S.

    January 16th, 2013

    Darn, I thought it was so cold that that last weather babe was going to flash her high beams at me! I’m disappointed.

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  18. DebZeppelin

    January 16th, 2013

    Cali-fairies. Here in upstate NY we have 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and summer; we have more miles on our snow blowers than our cars, and the local ice cream stand is closed October-May.

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  19. Milwaukee Mike

    January 16th, 2013

    32 degrees is when I start to think about wearing a coat.

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  20. norman einstein

    January 16th, 2013

    @Dan Ryan Galt, “Can we all stand on the border of Nevada and Calie with crowbars and just get it over with?”

    I’m willing to bring a couple chainsaws. Be faster.

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