Home - by BigFurHat - January 15, 2013 - 23:30 America/New_York - 20 Comments
January 15th, 2013
I’m in Arizona and my freakin’ plumbing exploded this weekend. I’m fresh out of sympathy for those spoiled West Coast bitches; they can make themselves useful by coming out here and wrapping their asses around my pipes.
“Global Warming,” my shivering white ass.
All they need now is a 8.0 earthquake and they’ll be living in tents. Oh, the humanity.
How freaken embarrassing. I live in northern Cali. and the temp gauge in the diesel powered thunder bolt grease slapper at 6:00 a.m. was reading 18 degrees. I’m at like 800 ft elevation. Truckee was minus 14.
DAMN GLOBAL WARMING ANYWAY>
What a bunch of pussies.
Wyatt, Insensitive Progressive Jerk
My non-fat latte became almost tepid on the way to my car this morning. How can anyone live under these conditions?
January 16th, 2013
Exploding pipes? Don’t you guys disconnect your hoses and drain your sprinkler systems in the winter?
This is why I SUPPORT Global Warming!
Fuck those Cali Pussies…
Mary Jane Anklestraps
Over exaggerating numbnuts!
When I lived there, if they got a half inch of rain the weather segments would start off as STORM WATCH 2012! They just don’t know how to handle themselves if the weather isn’t between 75 and 85 degrees at all times.
LMAO @ Wraith.
Sorry your pipes burst.
Silicone contracts and expands equally in the cold calisilicornian women, no need to fret, unless your worried about your metrosexual mens manhood…or lack thereof.
Your tits should be just fine.
@ Bad Brad: I owe you a beer or five for the Tom Slick reference!!
You young pups wouldn’t have heard of Tom Slick…that was back when we had REAL cartoons, only five channels(and one was PBS!), and no remote–we had to walk five feet across the room, uphill both ways, through three inches of avocado shag carpeting just to change the channel, and we were grateful, dammit!!!!
One old fart to another, I guess…
@ Debbie: The plumbing in my house was designed by someone almost as stupid as Chuck Schumer. We’re working on it…
Dan Ryan Galt
California tumbles into the sea. That’ll be the day I go back to Annandale
Can we all stand on the border of Nevada and Calie with crowbars and just get it over with?
And oh, 32 degrees is freezing by the way sweetie.
What a bunch of sissies…really!!
I lived in Labrador City, worked in Cambridge Bay, Tuktyuktuk and other northern hamlets where winter temperatures gone down to -90F….Yes, -90F, and that’s not a typo!!
In rainbow Lake AB, we would shut down an oil rig only if the temp dropped pass -85F!!!! otherwise we kept the BOP (Blow out preventer) stack warm by using steam, and then breaking the ice build up with sledge hammers…oh such fun!
Stirrin the B.S.
Darn, I thought it was so cold that that last weather babe was going to flash her high beams at me! I’m disappointed.
Cali-fairies. Here in upstate NY we have 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and summer; we have more miles on our snow blowers than our cars, and the local ice cream stand is closed October-May.
32 degrees is when I start to think about wearing a coat.
@Dan Ryan Galt, “Can we all stand on the border of Nevada and Calie with crowbars and just get it over with?”
I’m willing to bring a couple chainsaws. Be faster.
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