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EXCLUSIVE: Biden Commission Recommendations on Gun Violence Leaked

Home - by - January 15, 2013 - 13:45 America/New_York - 17 Comments

Diogenes’ Middle Finger

Some of the recommendations to  the Presidents Commission on Gun Violence headed by V.P. Joe Biden have been leaked to Middle Finger News late this evening. Commission members unhappy with some of the new rules put forth for review leaked the points most favored by commission chairman Biden. Here are just a few we were able to obtain:

* All firearms manufactured or imported into the United States must be fitted with delay action, allowing a brightly colored flag reading ‘BANG’ to be released to warn potential victims preceding the projectile leaving the firing chamber.

 

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  1. BILL

    January 15th, 2013

    randy weaver, vicki his wife and sammy their son were unavailable for comment.

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  2. Bad Brad

    January 15th, 2013

    Not to mention a bunch of folks from Waco.

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  3. Bad Brad

    January 15th, 2013

    Here’s another one to add to the list of Biden brain dead retirements. Serialize each round. That was actual legislation that was passed in Cali. and struck down in court.

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  4. Bad Brad

    January 15th, 2013

    requirements. spell check got me.

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  5. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    January 15th, 2013

    The closest we have to a modern-day Lone Ranger is Joe Arpaio and he doesn’t waste silver bullets on scumbags.

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  6. Stirrin the B.S.

    January 15th, 2013

    All firearms must bear a warning from the Surgeon General, stating that use of this product could be harmful to your health.

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  7. BILL

    January 15th, 2013

    comment from malkin website:

    If guns kill people then mine must be defective because they haven’t killed nearly as many people as Ted Kennedy’s Oldsmobile.

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  8. Jerry Manderin

    January 15th, 2013

    Hey everybody! I just joined the NRA!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGQaH3-LK54

    Trust me. This video is perfect! LOL!

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  9. reddecaesari

    January 15th, 2013

    Biden Gun Protection Rule #20

    first bullet must be encased in condom for protection. (fluke shot)

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  10. Blink

    January 15th, 2013

    Background checks will be eliminated and replaced by an IQ test administered at the point of sale.
    Firearm and ammo sales shall be prohibited to anyone whose IQ is higher than Joe Biden’s.

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  11. Tim

    January 15th, 2013

    There is no such thing as “gun violence.”

    People do “violence.”

    Sometimes “violence” is required.

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  12. thirdtwin

    January 15th, 2013

    All firearms must be retrofitted to operate only when the owner says BANG, or BLAM, or POW.

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  13. Lady Pint

    January 15th, 2013

    Grand idead. My weapons are certainly not as dangerous as an Olds Delta 88, 1968 model. I’ll park one outside the estate; scare the bleeden devil out of nasty villiens.

    Also, I heard Teddy K was going 57.8 mph when he drove of the bridge…at least that’s how much force was needed to knock Mary’s knickers off and stuff them into he map box.

    Lady Pint

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  14. Lord Pint

    January 15th, 2013

    My apologies for Lad Pint. She can be quite mean after she’s d a few.

    Lord Pint

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  15. Dadof3

    January 15th, 2013

    Have heart Boobie, Sheriffs have more power than the Feds.

    Here’s one on the right side

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  16. conservative cowgirl

    January 15th, 2013

    Of course the White House Occupier is going to unveil his violation of the 2nd amendment while hiding behind a group of children. Kind of like Islamofascist terrorists who hide behind women and children when committing their evil deeds. I don’t use the word ‘whore’ but rarely. But I am going to use it now. obama is a Marxist whore using children as props while he takes away our rights.

    http://freedomoutpost.com/2013/01/obama-to-unveil-sweeping-gun-control-proposals-surrounded-by-children/

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  17. MAJMike

    January 15th, 2013

    Politicians prefer unarmed peasants.

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