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EXCLUSIVE: Biden Commission Recommendations on Gun Violence Leaked
Diogenes’ Middle Finger
Some of the recommendations to the Presidents Commission on Gun Violence headed by V.P. Joe Biden have been leaked to Middle Finger News late this evening. Commission members unhappy with some of the new rules put forth for review leaked the points most favored by commission chairman Biden. Here are just a few we were able to obtain:
* All firearms manufactured or imported into the United States must be fitted with delay action, allowing a brightly colored flag reading ‘BANG’ to be released to warn potential victims preceding the projectile leaving the firing chamber.
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BILL
January 15th, 2013
randy weaver, vicki his wife and sammy their son were unavailable for comment.
Bad Brad
January 15th, 2013
Not to mention a bunch of folks from Waco.
Bad Brad
January 15th, 2013
Here’s another one to add to the list of Biden brain dead retirements. Serialize each round. That was actual legislation that was passed in Cali. and struck down in court.
Bad Brad
January 15th, 2013
requirements. spell check got me.
Boobie the Rocket Dog
January 15th, 2013
The closest we have to a modern-day Lone Ranger is Joe Arpaio and he doesn’t waste silver bullets on scumbags.
Stirrin the B.S.
January 15th, 2013
All firearms must bear a warning from the Surgeon General, stating that use of this product could be harmful to your health.
BILL
January 15th, 2013
comment from malkin website:
If guns kill people then mine must be defective because they haven’t killed nearly as many people as Ted Kennedy’s Oldsmobile.
Jerry Manderin
January 15th, 2013
Hey everybody! I just joined the NRA!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGQaH3-LK54
Trust me. This video is perfect! LOL!
reddecaesari
January 15th, 2013
Biden Gun Protection Rule #20
first bullet must be encased in condom for protection. (fluke shot)
Blink
January 15th, 2013
Background checks will be eliminated and replaced by an IQ test administered at the point of sale.
Firearm and ammo sales shall be prohibited to anyone whose IQ is higher than Joe Biden’s.
Tim
January 15th, 2013
There is no such thing as “gun violence.”
People do “violence.”
Sometimes “violence” is required.
thirdtwin
January 15th, 2013
All firearms must be retrofitted to operate only when the owner says BANG, or BLAM, or POW.
Lady Pint
January 15th, 2013
Grand idead. My weapons are certainly not as dangerous as an Olds Delta 88, 1968 model. I’ll park one outside the estate; scare the bleeden devil out of nasty villiens.
Also, I heard Teddy K was going 57.8 mph when he drove of the bridge…at least that’s how much force was needed to knock Mary’s knickers off and stuff them into he map box.
Lady Pint
Lord Pint
January 15th, 2013
My apologies for Lad Pint. She can be quite mean after she’s d a few.
Lord Pint
Dadof3
January 15th, 2013
Have heart Boobie, Sheriffs have more power than the Feds.
Here’s one on the right side
conservative cowgirl
January 15th, 2013
Of course the White House Occupier is going to unveil his violation of the 2nd amendment while hiding behind a group of children. Kind of like Islamofascist terrorists who hide behind women and children when committing their evil deeds. I don’t use the word ‘whore’ but rarely. But I am going to use it now. obama is a Marxist whore using children as props while he takes away our rights.
http://freedomoutpost.com/2013/01/obama-to-unveil-sweeping-gun-control-proposals-surrounded-by-children/
MAJMike
January 15th, 2013
Politicians prefer unarmed peasants.