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  1. Bad Brad

    January 14th, 2013

    It needs grease catchers on the bottom of the pant legs.

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  2. Edith McCrotch

    January 14th, 2013

    Thanks alot AP…I’ll never get “layed” again.

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  3. even steven

    January 14th, 2013

    Between that suit and the steatorrhea cause by all the fats in the potato chips, she’s bound to shed a few pounds.

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  4. Stranded in Sonoma

    January 14th, 2013

    Bet not.

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  5. Not betting

    January 14th, 2013

    One what?

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  6. Jerry Manderin

    January 14th, 2013

    And her butt cheeks are “Krinkle Cut.”

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  7. eternal cracker p

    January 15th, 2013

    If you want to fool people with this Photoshop, it would help if the Z in LayZ wasn’t backwards like an S.

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  8. Chalupa

    January 15th, 2013

    That’s the only regular Lays she’s gotten since Reggie came to town…

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  9. mkultra

    January 15th, 2013

    I’ll bet every pair of pants she owns has a toxic skid mark in the ass. From power-skooching across the rug in oval office.

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  10. F.D.R. in Hell

    January 15th, 2013

    Come down here, Worst Lady.
    You can lose fat in your birthday suit.
    Oops, that’s an image I regret uttering.
    :evil:

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  11. Unruly Refugee

    January 15th, 2013

    She could have had the courtesy to put a bag on her head.

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  12. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    January 15th, 2013

    Aha! A new design for a sack of Milorganite (human sewage processed into fertilizer.)

    OK. Lay’s “Classic” Tater chips are fair game.

    But don’ be messin’ wid my Jalapeño Chee-Tos or my Honey BBQ Fritos Twists. These are All-Americans and it would be an insult despite the Pepsico CEO’s leftist bent. (Cape Cod makes better kettle chips.)

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  13. Aunt Liz

    January 15th, 2013

    I see we have the Dip to go with the bag of chips! ;)

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  14. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    January 15th, 2013

    Oh, and HERR’S makes the best potato chips on the market, their Ketchup & French Fries flavor. But Herr’s is difficult to impossible to fine outside the northeast.

    Occasionally K-mart will have a promo.

    Sorry, was this topic not about FOOD??

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  15. thirdtwin

    January 15th, 2013

    Who put the chocolate-covered pork rind in a potato chip bag?

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  16. Diann

    January 15th, 2013

    Hahahahaha!!

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  17. BILL

    January 15th, 2013

    take a look at the new line of clothing that soon will be allowed to all us poor flyover peasants.

    if we can afford the bags of chips to start with.

    won’t be long now until we wish we had the money to buy a bag of chips.

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  18. Chalupa

    January 15th, 2013

    Looks more like Sour Queen And Onions.

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  19. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    January 15th, 2013

    I can just imagine her licking her suit clean-
    Inside and out. Blecchh.

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