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CHICAGO CONSIDERS NAME CHANGE TO ‘BARACKISTAN’

Home - by - January 14, 2013 - 11:45 America/New_York - 12 Comments

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“KILL DA WHITE MAN!”

If there is one city in the world that represents all the hope, change, ideology and character of Barack Obama, it is his adopted home of Chicagoland. Where other than Chicagoland can a lazy, pot-head, communist, racist, beneficiary of Affirmative Action rise to be the most respected position in the city…..a Community Organizer?

It’s no small accomplishment to become a Community Organizer in Chicagoland. With all the Minister X’s and Rhyming Reverends on every corner being held down by ‘the man,’ it takes some real talent…and connections…to rise to the highly-esteemed level of Community Organizer. But that is exactly what Obama did. But he didn’t do it alone. It takes a community to raise a Community Organizer! Obama had the help of local racists, communists, mobsters, terrorists, and assorted enemies to America to help him on his way. You know, Chicagoland’s finest!

Chicagoland led America in 2012 with 532 murders! That’s some accomplishment in a city where guns are illegal. But it’s the Chicagoland spirit that Obama loves that allows all those ‘urban yoots’ to rob, rape and kill anything and everything in sight! I’m pleased to report that Chicago is currently ahead of it’s 2012 pace. Only 13 days into the new year, Chicagoland is setting a blistering pace with 22 murders! With that spectacular performance, Chicagoland will be the envy of the Muslim world. Again. Chicagoland is hopeful to set a new record for murders in 2013. Chicagoland has called out it’s arch-rival for murders, Karachi, Pakistan for the title of Murder Capital of the World! Here’s pulling for you, Chicagoland! You can do it! Da Murderzzzzz!

With the world watching Chicagoland, the city is considering changing its name to honor the man whose beliefs are written all over the graveyards in that city. Chicago is considering becomeing Barackistan. What a tribute to the man who has done so much to make Chicagoland what it is!

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» 12 Comments

  1. Poonces

    January 14th, 2013

    Barackastain would be more appropriate.

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  2. Col. Angus

    January 14th, 2013

    Poonces, hah! You are correct, sir.

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  3. thirdtwin

    January 14th, 2013

    The picture of Obama in the black cowboy hat is now officially the second gayest picture of Obama.

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  4. bitterclinger

    January 14th, 2013

    Jebus. I got radiation burns from all the gaydar that skinny, simpering L’il Barry is putting off. He makes Liberace, Charles Nelson Reilly, Paul Lynde and Rip Taylor look like models for testosterone ads.

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  5. AbigailAdams

    January 14th, 2013

    A commenter at AWD’s site recommended listening to Radio Reference / Chicago police and fire (it’s live) so I did. It’s now 9:28a. PDT, 11:28 a. in Chicago, and I heard two police calls within 5 minutes of listening, related to gun crimes. One was an attempted robbery and the other was someone having a gun pointed at them for some reason or another. The Chicago tee vee news clip at AWD about the 500th murder added another shocking piece of info: 500 murders — not one (as in zero) suspects. Why do Chicagoans put up with THAT!? Give ‘em the guns and let them do their own police work. The other interesting, albeit predictable, data point is that the people in these Chicago neighborhoods are always afraid and hole up in their houses when they aren’t at work. Someone should ask them how all those do-gooder laws made by Marxist pols are helping them and their families live happy, fulfilled lives.

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  6. thirdtwin

    January 14th, 2013

    bitterclinger, I know that’s right! That photo was probably taken in the midst of Barry’s “Man’s Country” phase. I could totally see that hopping into the back of a limo with Larry Sinclair.

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  7. Jerry Manderin

    January 14th, 2013

    I wonder how many gay trysts he organized back in the day?

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  8. eternal cracker p

    January 14th, 2013

    It’s the resistance from Republicans that cause all these murders in Chicago. See, Chicago has a direct relation of murders to temperature. The higher the temperature, the more murders. It’s a well documented fact. If the Republicans would simply get on board with global warming, this would instantly reduce the number of Chicagoland murders. And you thought they were low information voters.

    *yes, my eyes are rolling*

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  9. NCO77

    January 14th, 2013

    As a resident of the real Illinois – southern Illinois, I don’t care what they call the cesspool by Lake Michigan, I just wish they would form their own state and let the rest of us have our state back. Right now we’re out of luck, there are more stupid and dead people in Chicago than people in the rest of the state.

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  10. CAROLEIGH

    January 14th, 2013

    Poonces,

    LOVE IT……

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  11. CAROLEIGH

    January 14th, 2013

    Barackastain rulers……
    King Obumfck and Queen Emman-anal

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  12. scr_north

    January 14th, 2013

    Holy shit, at that pace it’s 617 murders a year. Wait till they start killing tourists.

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