“KILL DA WHITE MAN!”
If there is one city in the world that represents all the hope, change, ideology and character of Barack Obama, it is his adopted home of Chicagoland. Where other than Chicagoland can a lazy, pot-head, communist, racist, beneficiary of Affirmative Action rise to be the most respected position in the city…..a Community Organizer?
It’s no small accomplishment to become a Community Organizer in Chicagoland. With all the Minister X’s and Rhyming Reverends on every corner being held down by ‘the man,’ it takes some real talent…and connections…to rise to the highly-esteemed level of Community Organizer. But that is exactly what Obama did. But he didn’t do it alone. It takes a community to raise a Community Organizer! Obama had the help of local racists, communists, mobsters, terrorists, and assorted enemies to America to help him on his way. You know, Chicagoland’s finest!
Chicagoland led America in 2012 with 532 murders! That’s some accomplishment in a city where guns are illegal. But it’s the Chicagoland spirit that Obama loves that allows all those ‘urban yoots’ to rob, rape and kill anything and everything in sight! I’m pleased to report that Chicago is currently ahead of it’s 2012 pace. Only 13 days into the new year, Chicagoland is setting a blistering pace with 22 murders! With that spectacular performance, Chicagoland will be the envy of the Muslim world. Again. Chicagoland is hopeful to set a new record for murders in 2013. Chicagoland has called out it’s arch-rival for murders, Karachi, Pakistan for the title of Murder Capital of the World! Here’s pulling for you, Chicagoland! You can do it! Da Murderzzzzz!
With the world watching Chicagoland, the city is considering changing its name to honor the man whose beliefs are written all over the graveyards in that city. Chicago is considering becomeing Barackistan. What a tribute to the man who has done so much to make Chicagoland what it is!