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  1. KF

    January 13th, 2013

    :lol: Japan is a strange place.

    Friendly advice for anyone who ever plans on going there, DON’T EVER get on the subways at rush hour, it’s horrible.
    They have people stuff the cars so full of commuters, if someone dies they couldn’t fall down. Then when the car gets into the next station, it’s so full the doors won’t open.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0A9-oUoMug
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    Just search “Japan subway pushers” on you tube.

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  2. Cynic

    January 13th, 2013

    Perfect for when you can’t wait the extra two seconds to get to the phone normally.

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  3. Dagney

    January 13th, 2013

    LOL, I love how he remains very stoic.

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  4. RWF

    January 13th, 2013

    One word. Bluetooth.

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  5. Chalupa

    January 13th, 2013

    Samsung Samurai

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  6. Stranded in Sonoma

    January 13th, 2013

    Bondo. Jeimusu Bondo.

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  7. Jethro

    January 13th, 2013

    I guess if I were him and I lived in a shoebox sized apartment in a city with a population density as high as Tokyo, where there are no women interested in a man my age, I would try to invent an object as useless as that and then produce a video that demonstrates it’s uselessness, as well as expose me as the emasculated looser that I am (he is).

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  8. Jethro

    January 13th, 2013

    BTW – what’s with the paper mache lady’s head in the corner?
    Oh…..

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  9. Jethro

    January 13th, 2013

    Damn! – I used the apostrophe again…(it’s).

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  10. Billy Fuster

    January 13th, 2013

    Unfortunately no one calls him.

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  11. Moe Tom

    January 13th, 2013

    I hear they are coming out with a condom applicator robot that also serves????

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  12. reddecaesari

    January 13th, 2013

    @jethro/billy

    HAAAAAAAAAA

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  13. Racist

    January 13th, 2013

    Somebody’s been watching too much “Misadventures of Sheriff Lobo”!

    Loved that show…
    Sorry, I couldn’t find a reference clip to link, but how many of ya know what episode I’m talking about?

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  14. Bad Brad

    January 13th, 2013

    Radiation is a terrible thing.

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  15. TN Tuxedo

    January 13th, 2013

    It’s the Apple iChindogu.

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  16. Blink

    January 13th, 2013

    Too much time watching DeNiro in Taxi Driver?

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  17. phil.arbeit

    January 13th, 2013

    If he used that thing at night in a major American city near a police officer, it might be the last call he never got.

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  18. Slaphappypap

    January 13th, 2013

    You didn’t build that.

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  19. Dagney

    January 13th, 2013

    In Japan, the more serious you look, the more the long-legs, high-heeled chicks dig you.

    This guy is a major success.

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  20. bubba

    January 13th, 2013

    bubba says that’s time he’ll never get back.

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  21. Dagney

    January 13th, 2013

    I would not play poker against that dude.

    Rumours are, he’s telling the most surreal, grotesque stories, without flinching.

    His stare is relentless, and never wavering.

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  22. Dagney

    January 13th, 2013

    I’d bet he’s a big playah among the Yakuzah.

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  23. Stirrin the B.S.

    January 13th, 2013

    If his useless invention is a success with the under 30 generation, I’ll consider it one more nail in the coffin of the productive civilized world.

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  24. Blink

    January 13th, 2013

    More from the same YT channel.

    Is this the same guy? Eewww.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wp7tauxHac
    WTH Japan?

    And the Libtards view of why we ought to caged, controlled and denied our freedom. To save us from the perils of freedom.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kQLT6fBW68

    I’ll seek my fortune in the wide world. Take my chances in the cold. Come what may I’ll be ok if I can only find a stretch of open road… : -(
    (words courtesy Peter Case)

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  25. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    January 14th, 2013

    @ KF

    I can tell you by first hand experience that there are subway pushers. Even I, as a kindergartner, was shoved on to an express train which made me 2 hours late for school by the time I could figure out which train to get back on. lol. You should have seen the surprised looks on their faces when lil MJA let loose the insults about them and their mamasans in Japanese. ;)

    I learned to throw my first ‘elbow’ in Japan after that.

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  26. bob

    January 14th, 2013

    GOONIES??!?

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  27. Racist

    January 14th, 2013

    Seriously? Only 1 other person watched Sheriff Lobo? What did you weirdos watch back then, Lawrence Welk or Jock Coostow!?!

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