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  1. Snowball the Souypuss

    January 13th, 2013

    Where’s a f*cking great white when ya need one?

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  2. Dan Ryan Galt

    January 13th, 2013

    Hope floats and so does sh#t as demonstrated here.

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  3. bubba

    January 13th, 2013

    bubba laughed out loud at snowball and his comment. but bubba must remind snowball that sharks don’t eat poo.

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  4. Stranded in Sonoma

    January 13th, 2013

    @Snowball — He’s right there in the picture! Can’t you see him? He’s WHITE! How great he is will depend on how his typical socialist failures will get the spin treatment from the koolaidians in the press and academia.

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  5. Abby Normal Dude

    January 13th, 2013

    QUICK FLUSH THE OCEAN!

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  6. eternal cracker p

    January 13th, 2013

    Figures. Dive into the surf, don’t look away from it. Can’t even float like a turd without looking like a puss.

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  7. Moe Tom

    January 13th, 2013

    Now the fish will have a pussy taste. Shit!

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  8. Bad Brad

    January 13th, 2013

    I’m shocked that skinny bitch can float. And he is white. Notice the child bearing hips.

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  9. Jarhead Cracka

    January 13th, 2013

    Is Snowball’s comment RAAACIST? Inquiring minds like Rob Parker of Espn want to know. You put Great & White next to each other in a sentence, it HAS to be RAAACIST! I don’t even need Chris Matthews and a “dog whistle” to figure that one out!!

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  10. reddecaesari

    January 13th, 2013

    does his security detail enter ocean with him?
    just curious.

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  11. Bayouwulf

    January 13th, 2013

    Tie a line to him and you’ve got a top water jig.

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  12. McFartus Spontaneous

    January 13th, 2013

    Not gonna happen Snowball! The sharks think he’s whale poop..

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  13. phil.arbeit

    January 13th, 2013

    If he f*cks with the Second Amendment, he’s going to get hit with a Tsunami.

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  14. Stirrin the B.S.

    January 13th, 2013

    Mmmmmm, Baby Ruth.

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  15. One Notch Above a Congresscritter

    January 13th, 2013

    But no nuts, Stirrin.

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  16. Stirrin the B.S.

    January 13th, 2013

    True dat (do I sound like a brother?) One Notch. Down there, he’s nothing but a Mounds Bar!

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  17. Bad Brad

    January 13th, 2013

    Come on guys, Milky Way. Maybe the Hershey Hi Way.

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  18. Unruly Refugee

    January 14th, 2013

    The devils’ shit is the worst kind.

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  19. Jerry Manderin

    January 14th, 2013

    The turd that won’t flush.

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  20. Stirrin the B.S.

    January 14th, 2013

    Oh look, it’s a tar ball floating ashore. Damn that BP Oil oil spill.

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  21. Bob M.

    January 14th, 2013

    Looks like a bag of medical waste. Dispose of quickly – it’s probably full of needles! :-o

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  22. JimBob

    January 14th, 2013

    Scum floating on the Ocean.

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  23. Death_By_Farts

    January 14th, 2013

    Bubba….Quit talking in the third person…It’s creepy.

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  24. grayjohn

    January 14th, 2013

    Bobbing on the surf. I hear that’s not the only bobbing he’s known for.

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  25. DukePint

    January 14th, 2013

    Thatlg will get stuck ina drain someplacee…mark my words!

    DukePint

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  26. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    January 14th, 2013

    @ Bayouwulf – “jig” Haven’t heard that one in a while!

    Whaddya mean “he’s white?” Check that damn back porch.

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  27. LadyPint

    January 14th, 2013

    Sorry,

    Duke’s way past a pint by now. But, I must agree…that log will clog a drain most certain.

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  28. DukePint

    January 14th, 2013

    Thank you, M’lady.

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  29. SlickSammy

    January 14th, 2013

    Looks like some Chinese sewer scow sprung a leak.

    IMHO,

    Sammy

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  30. DukePint

    January 14th, 2013

    Yes! Lady! Thank you. Could anyone tell us where this excrument was seen? Lady and I will be going on holiday and…well I think you get what I’m saying.

    Pint

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  31. OBOZO1

    January 14th, 2013

    More socialist garbage poluting our shore.

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  32. Mz BallBreaker

    January 15th, 2013

    so where is the Russian Nuclear Sub monitoring him? its not added protection, for sure…Probably waiting until he gets so far out he cannot quickly get back before they hit the Launch Button to wipe us out.

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