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FUZZY LITTLE NORWEGIAN POLITICIAN WANTS YOU TO PEE IN THE SHOWER FOR ENVIRONMENT

 

 

Is there anything litards don’t want to control? They don’t want you to drive cars or SUV’s big enough for humans. They don’t want you to have guns. Or live in houses. Or use air conditioning. Or eat animals. They don’t want us to even eat glutens, whatever the hell those things are! Oh, how libtards love to put their annoying noses in our bidness. Now they are mandating you pee in the shower to save water! Now who is going to know if you pee in the shower or not? Unless you’re in prison….in which case, peeing in the shower for the sake of the environment is the least of your worries, junior!

Some fuzzy little Norwegian prevert politician has come up with the novel idea of saving water by combining showers with urinating. Couldn’t he get the same results by asking people to bathe in their toilets? Either/or, I guess.

Fuzzy little Norwegian Bert Wassink is quoted as saying:

“Riiiiiccoooolaaaaaa!”

Nah, just crapping you negative, there. Here’s what he really said:

‘If you combine showers and peeing, you save a lot of water and money, so why not?’

Well, I have a why not for ya, Bert. What if I have to see a man about a horse (pee) but don’t need a shower? AWD bathes daily as I’m not some cheese-eating, surrender monkey from France who bathes only when the stench can gag a maggot. Sometimes AWD bathes twice a day if I’ve done some exercising. Which means I only bathe once because I hate exercising. I might have to go #1 a couple of times in a day though because I drink a lot of fluids during the day. Does that mean I must fire up the shower in order to drain the main vein? Does’t make sense to me when I can just pee on the tires of my neighbor who has that little yapping bastid dog.

I haven’t done much research on the peeing habits of people in the shower but I’m sure Bert Wassink isn’t the first to come up with this novel, environmental gem. The Big Sexy was once arrested for peeing in a shower. But it was in Home Depot bathroom department and I had to go real bad. The 5-0 didn’t care that I was just trying to protect the environment. But AWD’s wife doesn’t mind if I sometimes pee in the shower. It’s the #2 in the shower that she has problems with.

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  1. ironyCurtain

    January 13th, 2013

    I personally don’t care where you’re-a-peein’ if you’re European.
    Just don’t try to tell ME where I’m-a-peein’.
    But of course, liberals can’t help it. They must control you.

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  2. Buck Ofama

    January 13th, 2013

    Can I crap in his shoe?

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  3. Tim

    January 13th, 2013

    I remember Bert Wassink: back in the old days he used to pee into his own mouth to amuse the Choom Gang.

    Ol Bert … I wondered what had become of him …

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  4. Jimmy

    January 13th, 2013

    They also peed their pants during Bush’s “shock ‘n awe.”

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  5. eternal cracker p

    January 13th, 2013

    If they are really serious about saving water, the only solution is to drink their own piss… Or piss in their own drinks.

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  6. Jimmy

    January 13th, 2013

    Why not both, cracker?

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  7. Stranded in Sonoma

    January 13th, 2013

     
  8. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    January 13th, 2013

    “The Big Sexy was once arrested for peeing in a shower. But it was in Home Depot bathroom department and I had to go real bad.”

    LOLOLOLOL

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  9. Moe Tom

    January 13th, 2013

    Seinfeld had a hillarious episode on this topic. George Casandra did it. LOL

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  10. Moe Tom

    January 13th, 2013

    Stranded. I shoulda clicked on your link before maing a dick of myself. lol.

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  11. Cracker Baby

    January 13th, 2013

    Christ! I’d have to shower like 20 times a freakin’ day!

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  12. Eurapeean

    January 13th, 2013

    NO…… I’m a poopin…

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  13. Europe

    January 13th, 2013

    Smells like pee

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  14. Abby Normal Dude

    January 13th, 2013

    I was once told a true gentlman steps out of the shower to pee. Never was one that wanted to be considered a gentleman but now I’m evolving on the issue.

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  15. norman einstein

    January 13th, 2013

    “It’s all PIPES!” – George Costanza

    Oh, wait…he’s an idiot.

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  16. Bad Brad

    January 13th, 2013

    That’s where those yellow toe nails come from. I always wondered.

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  17. Unneutral

    January 13th, 2013

    If you really want to save on water just do your dishes while you’re taking a bath, that may keep the lefties happy.

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  18. really enraged

    January 13th, 2013

    I’ve got a green – or yellow – suggestion for these urethra clowns. Why don’t they just pee in a bucket and then shower with it when necessary? Think of the benefits! They’d save water and all their friends would know from the stench just how environmentally precious they are.

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  19. Alpha Maser

    January 13th, 2013

    European => Your-a-nation (urination) right? So Madonna says it’s good for athletes foot to piss in the shower… Like a sturgeon…

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  20. Buffalobob

    January 13th, 2013

    They could take it one step father and bring back the open sewers of medieval times.

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  21. bitterclinger

    January 13th, 2013

    Wasn’t LBJ always going on about this?

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  22. Mr.Gates

    January 13th, 2013

    He might like this. http://tinyurl.com/ctj4ode

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  23. Jethro

    January 13th, 2013

    Put that in your guest bathroom and any your-a-peein visitors may use it like a bidet.

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  24. Jethro

    January 13th, 2013

    I was referring to Mr Gates’ link…

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  25. Jethro

    January 13th, 2013

    Benny Hill had a joke on one of his shows:
    I have three dogs. Their names are:
    Barky – ’cause he’s the bark’nest
    Scratchy – ’cause he’s the scratch’nest
    and Liberace – ’cause he’s the pee’nist….

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  26. judgeroybean

    January 13th, 2013

     
  27. Bad Brad

    January 13th, 2013

    Judge. Interesting link. I know if you ever get stung by a Jelly Fish your suppose to pee on it asap. File that away in case one swims up out of the toilet and bites ya in the ass.

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  28. Hawaiian

    January 13th, 2013

    People are funny. They’ll stand in the shower washing off all manner of filth and let that run down the drain but urine is somehow off limits. Dirty ass, sweat, mud, puke, whatever, is all okay, but pee in the shower and you’re a filthy pig.

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  29. the aardvark

    January 13th, 2013

    How do you know that you’re sophisticated when you go to the bathroom? Because your European. Old joke, but a classic.

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  30. Angry White Dude

    January 14th, 2013

    Mary Jane, AWD would pee in your shower any time!

    awd

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  31. Death_By_Farts

    January 14th, 2013

    I pee in my front yard, or my back yard, or behind the barn, or in the cornfields…So far my well has yet to dry up…

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  32. grayjohn

    January 14th, 2013

    I’d rather pee on a politician.

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  33. thirdtwin

    January 14th, 2013

    Wait a minute. They make men sit down on the toilet to pee, (something which muslims and eurofeminists agree on, BTW) but ow it is OK for men to stand and pee in the shower? I guess it is OK because women can stand and pee in the shower too. Ikea will come out with a shower chair for muslims and all of the male sitzpinklers who can’t pee without sitting down.

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  34. Mr.Gates

    January 14th, 2013

    @Jethro – Thumb up!

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  35. Mr.Gates

    January 14th, 2013

    Wait a minute… why would Europeans be visiting?

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