Home - by BigFurHat - January 12, 2013 - 23:30 America/New_York - 22 Comments
Good try -
January 12th, 2013
Good try is right. The nose is all wrong.
He didn’t even look like that in 1985.
Yea its wrong because there IS a nose.
Powder blue suit and pornstache? Were they expecting him to work for Sabado Gigante?
So, he was supposed to morph into Billy Dee Williams by 2000???
Looks like a cross between Billy D. Williams and Al Sharpton.
They got the child predator look right.
Why is he black?
Little richard + that guy who sang Ghostbusters
grayscape for the win!
Who knows, maybe MJ saw this pic and that’s what sent him into the plastic surgery binge.
January 13th, 2013
What kind of people find stuff like this?
Oh yeah. The kind I like!
Could not handle fame??
What the hell happened to him. He turned into a circus freak.
Birdie Num Num
(In falsetto voice)
“That just ignorant!”
One of the funniest headlines on Variety was after one of his trials acquitted him was “Wacko Jacko Backo”
Guess they didn’t know he was really white
Looks like a cross between Billy D, Ron Glass, and Eric Holder.
The nose is too big nor is he white enough to be Michael Jackson.
He spent millions of dollars trying to look like Dianna Ross of the Supremes. They should have factored that in.
Not sure that’s the same outfit as in the open coffin shot, but the plastic face would still be intact.
The 1985 version of Photoshop must have really sucked
“At age 40, he will have aged gracefully…” The other male who has also aged gracefully according to Ebony magazine is Peter Pan.
And this was before Photoshop? What other predictions has Ebony Magazine been spot on about?
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