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Geraldo – Why Does Anyone Need a Gun With 30 Bullets?

Home - by - January 12, 2013 - 17:55 America/New_York - 52 Comments

Geraldo, which is apparently Latin for Shit-for-Brains, sits on his perch and says that the people who are running out and buying guns are “deeply suspicious of their own government” and “that is bizarre to me.”

He also says he’s a big proponent of the 2nd amendment. He  also goes on to fail the Shit-For-Brains litmus test when he says. “what does a hunter need with an Ar-15?”

This, my friends, is a “lawyer.’

 

» 52 Comments

  1. Bad Brad

    January 12th, 2013

    Why does anyone one need fucked up hair like that. Why does that little ass think he has the right to tell me how many rounds I can have in my gun. He should move to Europe.

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  2. Dano

    January 12th, 2013

    Geraldo has always been an ASSHOLE and a liberal ‘tard at that… I bet that he has guns!

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  3. Angry White Dude

    January 12th, 2013

    I guess he prefer we buy a generator for our koi pond. Why does anyone need a $1000 gay fish?

    Oh, and Jerry Rivers, I have 30 round mags because I can’t find 31 round mags!

    awd

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  4. Go away douche

    January 12th, 2013

    Can’t Stand this pretentious douche.

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  5. LyleLovett666

    January 12th, 2013

    Another lib hump stain who want’s to frame 2A as a hunting issue.Until you know the difference between a magazine and a clip STFU.I need a thirty round magazine because NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS!

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  6. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    January 12th, 2013

    Why does anyone need a Geraldo?

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  7. Chuck O

    January 12th, 2013

    The AR and AK platforms are available from 22LR to 12Ga and just about everything in between.

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  8. Czar of Defenestration

    January 12th, 2013

    MJA: As long as there aren’t THIRTY Geraldos in a magazine, I’ll be satisfied.

    “Why does anyone need…?”

    Serious answer I’ve read recently:
    1) Multiple assailants.
    2) SOB assailant doesn’t drop after 1 round.

    Less serious but just as true answer I’ve read:
    To protect myself from you and assholes like you.

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  9. Buck Ofama

    January 12th, 2013

    I was hoping that this asshat’s 15 minutes of fame would run out when there was nothing in Al Capone’s vault. But, he keeps hanging around, unfortunately.

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  10. Unneutral

    January 12th, 2013

    I’m willing to give up the 30 round magazine in trade for a belt fed method.

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  11. Blink

    January 12th, 2013

    Geraldo is incredulous that people do not trust their government and that we are suspicious of our government.

    I have to ask – When the Constitution was being considered did any of the people or the Founding Fathers every say we ought to trust the government or not be suspicious of government power?

    I can’t think of any quotes saying they trusted government. Other than to ask the people to trust that the power of the proposed government would be constrained by the limits set forth in the Constitution and the Bill of Rights if they voted to ratify it.

    The entire Constitution and especially the Bill of Rights seem to be a clear statement that the Founding Fathers and the people at large when the Constitution was ratified did not trust the government and were suspicious of its tendency toward tyranny.

    Why should that distrust change today at a time when the government is less trustworthy than it has been for generations?

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  12. Moe Tom

    January 12th, 2013

    I am so tired of listening to these ignorant motherfuckers debating their stuff on Tee Vee.
    1. Article 1, Sec 8, of the Constitution: Congress shall have power to:

    Raise and support Armies
    To provide and maintain a Navy
    To make Rules for the Government and Regulation of the land and Naval Forces
    2. That is the Constitution, giving Powe o the Government to function and protect itself from foreign invaders.

    3. The Bill of Rights was for The People to afford them protection from a tyranical Government:

    The Militia was completly different from the Army or Navy.( There was no Air Force at the time for you assholes who non comprende)

    ‘ the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed. Fuck the coma.
    If some asshole feels he needs a 30 round magazine to go hunting than he must be from the City.

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  13. Moe Tom

    January 12th, 2013

    I wasn’t finished. I went hunting twice in my life. I usally had a five round clip in my Bolt Action, Savage, 30.06. I fired one round at what I thought was a deer, and missed. Hunting is not for me. Cold, damp, can’t smoke, can’t even breath according to some experts. Don’t ever fart or you will fuck up the scent. Fuck that. I took up golf.
    But Geraldo and these guys are complete assholes.
    I give up.

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  14. ironyCurtain

    January 12th, 2013

    Why does anyone need a giant ’70s era mustache?

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  15. Mr.Gates

    January 12th, 2013

    Firepower to match opposing firepower. Every level of our government(s), has at some time, failed to protect some of our innocent citizens from crime, terrorism, and tyranny. Why’s that so difficult to understand?

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  16. Maudie N Mandeville

    January 12th, 2013

    1. I don’t care what is bizarre to you.

    2. Could you stand up to a tyrannical government with 30 bullets?

    3. Gun registration makes it easy for a tyrannical government to confiscate firearms and to prey on its subjects.

    Geraldo is the enemy. Never forget it.

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  17. Mr.Gates

    January 12th, 2013

    The more this discussion focuses on these weapons, the more I’m convinced I need to get one.

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  18. Maudie N Mandeville

    January 12th, 2013

    What an aid and comfort to the invaders and to their Fifth Column cohorts have been the convenient registration lists of privately owned firearms–lists readily available for the copying or stealing at the Town Hall in most European cities.

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  19. Carlos The Jackal

    January 12th, 2013

    Unfortunately, those such as Shit-for-Brains require the obamanazi rifle butt upside the head before they figure out they themselves were also just useful idiots; that point, of course, being too late for them.
    Irony; he does geriatric porn movies on the side.

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  20. cfm990

    January 12th, 2013

    Truth be told. I don’t need a 30 round magazine…yet.

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  21. Moe Tom

    January 12th, 2013

    Irony Curtain. He knots that stache with his asshole buddies ass hairs.

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  22. jclady

    January 12th, 2013

     
  23. Rick

    January 12th, 2013

    Because “Fuck you Jerry, that’s why.”

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  24. Aunt Liz

    January 12th, 2013

    I hate the question “Why do you need..,?” Doesn’t matter! As a law abiding American citizen – if I WANT it and can pay for it, I should be able to purchase it!!!

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  25. Aunt Liz

    January 12th, 2013

    And BTW – Jerry is a douchenozzle.

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  26. norman einstein

    January 12th, 2013

    @irony, “Why does anyone need a giant ’70s era mustache?”

    Because they have dreams of becoming a porn star.

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  27. steve

    January 12th, 2013

    wake Up!

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  28. marcus tullius cicero

    January 12th, 2013

    #$%&*geraldo is MEXICAN for gay beyond your
    unicorn dreams. is what in spanish is called
    a “mariposa”. why is fox calls him conservative
    is beyond sanity…kingobama must love this
    MEXICAN PUSSY. BEND OVER GERALDO!!!!

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  29. marcus tullius cicero

    January 12th, 2013

    APOLOGIZE FOR MY BAD GRAMMAR, I AM PISSED.

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  30. Houston

    January 12th, 2013

    Please never forget his is the asshat who drew a map of his position on live TV while embedded with our troops.

    I refuse to ever watch him again.

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  31. AvgDude

    January 12th, 2013

    “Why does anyone need a gun with 30 bullets?”

    To make absolutely sure that Geraldo’s head is splattered to Kingdom Come.

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  32. Moe Tom

    January 12th, 2013

    Marcus. Join the club. Bad grammer, and I see none with you, is welcome here. but you can say shit instead of #@$&, at least I do.

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  33. AvgDude

    January 12th, 2013

    Why does any woman need an abortion when there is free birth control?

    Why does anyone need student loan they’ll never be able to pay back with their more-worthless-than-used-buttwipe journalism degree?

    Why does anyone need government aid when they’re healthy enough to work?

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  34. Ricky

    January 12th, 2013

    why are they worried about gun control?
    instead they should be focusing on spending control and the death of our ambassador and his aides in Benghazi.

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  35. Rio

    January 12th, 2013

    Geraldo ask:
    “How can anyone not trust their government?”

    And I ask:
    How could any government set ablaze the compound in Waco Texas… roasting alive, men, women and children who only wanted to worship in a way they saw fit.

    Do I trust this government? Shove it up your ass.

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  36. Tortillapete

    January 12th, 2013

    To shoot Geraldo once, then 29 more times for luck…

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  37. Bad Brad

    January 12th, 2013

    If Geraldo ever watched MoTom shoot, He’d know why. LOL

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  38. Nutjob

    January 12th, 2013

    In his private, wellarmed and patrolled, gated, fenced, and security camera wealthy world….all is fine.

    Heck whats the need for doors and locks?

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  39. old_oaks

    January 12th, 2013

    AR15 is one of the best Coyote killers available.

    Lookitup!

    Oh, wait, coyotes are dogs. Might piss off some librul.

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  40. Bad Brad

    January 12th, 2013

    old_oaks, True, but it might make the White House chefs job easier.

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  41. Moe Tom

    January 12th, 2013

    Hey Bad Brad I’d hit that motherfucker if I put my mind to it, and sqeezed the trigger instead of pulling on it.

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  42. Bad Brad

    January 12th, 2013

    Hee Hee Hee. I was just trying to justify big magazines.

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  43. Moe Tom

    January 12th, 2013

    Friggin 49ers kickin’my Greenbay guys ass. Shit.

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  44. Bad Brad

    January 12th, 2013

    Moe Tom, Dude, I live in Northern Cali. and I’m the only one in the entire family thats rooting for the Packers. I’m taking some serious shit right now. Aron’s gotta get his shit together fast.

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  45. BigFurHat

    January 13th, 2013

    Niners were my pick for the Superbowl when the Jets played them this year. My friends laughed at me.

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  46. Bad Brad

    January 13th, 2013

    I was REALLY pulling for Peyton. Not a good sport night, except the Kings have been sold. Don’t get me wrong, I’ll miss a Pro Sports franchise here, but at least the freaken Maloofs will be leaving town. Daddy Maloofs gotta be rolling over. His kids are a little touched.

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  47. Moe Tom

    January 13th, 2013

    Broncos Ravenswas a great game. Hated tho see that Lewis fucker win.

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  48. Dagney

    January 13th, 2013

    That was one of the funniest thread.

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  49. Unruly Refugee

    January 13th, 2013

    Great comments. Geraldildo is as queer as a three headed coin.

    Reason I need a 30 mag is I like to make sure whatever I shoot at is dead.

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  50. LONEWOLF

    January 13th, 2013

    THIS GUY IS ONE OF THE BIGGEST MORONS OUT THERE!
    HE HAS A HOUSE,AS WELL AS A BOAT-FULL,OF GUNS AND HE AS THE BALLS TO MAKE ANOTHER STUPID STATEMENT AS HE DOES EVERYTIME HE IS ON TV??

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  51. Mz BallBreaker

    January 15th, 2013

    This has-been muckraker is a huge joke…too bad he doesn’t get how extraneous (superfluous) he has become. Who cares what he thinks, does, etc.? Wasnt Ger the one who found nothing in Capone’s hidey hole? and in prime time TV too?? hahaahah.

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  52. THE UGLY AMERICAN

    January 21st, 2013

    The second amendment was placed in the Constitution
    to stop a Dictator from taking over the country like
    Obama is trying to do. He wants to be King for life
    by removing different Amendments from the constitution. and get this shocker go to Islamist terror traing camps in the United States of America, then be very scared

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