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Seriously. What is going on in the head of Obama at this moment?
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F.D.R. in Hell
February 5th, 2010
C’mon everybody…no holds barred!
You’re all coming down here for what you’re thinking !
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McHugeLarge
February 5th, 2010
Her breath could knock a fly off a pile of dogshit…
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Paul
February 5th, 2010
Mmmmm! look at that little thing in the first row.. I think I can see a squirrel. Huh! what a sasqu…. oh it’s Meechelle.
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Rightwingfeather
February 5th, 2010
You know you want ME!
Dixie
February 5th, 2010
How can I make the most out of this Blizzard of the Century in Washington?
I’ve got it…Government plow takeovers…
My plan >>> http://www.stormfax.com/GovPlowing.gif
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Call me Lennie
February 5th, 2010
Between the two of them I don’t believe they’ve eaten any fish. (Whatever the f#&k that means)
BigFurHat
February 5th, 2010
Fish is BRAIN FOOD…. wah wah wahhhhhhhhh
Rightwingfeather
February 5th, 2010
Seriously what is going on in his head? What is always going on in his head. That would be zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
Rightwingfeather
February 5th, 2010
“Who let this woman into the white house?”
illustr8r
February 5th, 2010
“Pick the target, freeze it, personalize it, and polarize it-but think twice about marrying it.”
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cakes
February 5th, 2010
“Don’t block the face, honey!”
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illustr8r
February 5th, 2010
“Wookie B Gone”
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cakes
February 5th, 2010
Sh*t, she’s gonna rip off my chin with that jaw!
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cakes
February 5th, 2010
I can only love myself.
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Anonymous
February 5th, 2010
“No Cheetah NO!”
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Rightwingfeather
February 5th, 2010
“Guess which half of me is white”
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Elektra
February 5th, 2010
Not knowing his right from his left, “Where’s her ring?”
http://logisticsmonster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/WrongHand.jpg
Eric
February 5th, 2010
Dammit, I hate it when dogs lick me on the mouth.
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illustr8r
February 5th, 2010
…Man hands.
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cakes
February 5th, 2010
“Okay, but you just so damned ugly” (ala Zira, Planet of the Apes)
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innominatus
February 5th, 2010
TicTac. Seriously.
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Dixie
February 5th, 2010
@BigFur
Who let this guy in the White House?
Rightwingfeather
February 5th, 2010
Take your filthy paws off of me…
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DavidD
February 5th, 2010
It looks like he’s trying to read his teleprompter to see what he’s supposed to say…
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It's Hard To Find
February 5th, 2010
“My man Tiger had the right idea”
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innominatus
February 5th, 2010
Eewwww! Stop kissing me! Girls are icky!
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BigFurHat
February 5th, 2010
Incoming!!!
Snowball the Sour Puss
February 5th, 2010
“That’s odd, she never does this at home…”
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Brian
February 5th, 2010
Down Michelle down!! HA, HA that’s my girl!
Now, go get your leash! Go get your leash!
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BigFurHat
February 5th, 2010
There’s no place like home… there’s no place like home… there’s no place like home…
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BigFurHat
February 5th, 2010
I hope she hasn’t drank out of the toilet…
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Jayne
February 5th, 2010
“Bet she hasn’t read the new poll numbers yet”.
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Snowball the Sour Puss
February 5th, 2010
So that’s where the nozzle is on the Barry blow-up doll!
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McHugeLarge
February 5th, 2010
Can’t that army of assistants help her to shave once in a while???
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cfm990
February 5th, 2010
Go to my happy place. Go to my happy place. Go to my happy place
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FreeWillie
February 5th, 2010
OH CRAP! She’s been in the Jack Daniels again! I am So Fucked! Rham! Rham! get in here!
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Diann
February 5th, 2010
“Think about yourself Barack! Just keep thinking about yourself!!! Oh, those pecs, those abs. I am so hot. I am sooooo hot. Just keep thinking of yourself, buddy!”
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Snowball the Sour Puss
February 5th, 2010
I love you too hon…WHOA!, who’s that babe in the first row!!
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Brian
February 5th, 2010
What’s that you say Michelle? (Arf)
You say Joe Biden fell down a well? (Arf)
We better call the police!!
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jclady
February 5th, 2010
No, no, no….ewwwww!
cakes
February 5th, 2010
Well, at least she’s not wearing this: http://hillbuzz.org/2009/11/11/why-cant-jill-biden-take-mrs-utopia-shopping-sometime/michellecatpeesofa-1-5/
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mantidman
February 5th, 2010
Oh Crap! New situation.
Can I bow?
No, too close.
Can I apologize?
No, I think she’s heard that one before.
Can I fake a stomach cramp and get out of here?
No, that would make me look weak… hee hee.
Oh Crips, I guess I’ll just do it…
OMG! You taste like Frank!
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Grayscape
February 5th, 2010
Ahhh baby…. 17 schnitzen-grubens my limit.
mantidman
February 5th, 2010
If Bill can do it for the camera, then I can do it for the camera. Be the kisser that the kissers have been waiting for.
OMG! You taste like Frank!
Call me Lennie
February 5th, 2010
Can you feel the love tonight?
It’s far from where we are …
MoeTom
February 5th, 2010
Ohforfu*ksake. Having no bag,HE closed his eyes and
held HIS breath.
bikedude
February 5th, 2010
This wasn’t the stimulus I was thinking of baby
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Call me Lennie
February 5th, 2010
How much longer do I have to keep this heterosexual front up? Until November 4, 2010?
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Rightwingfeather
February 5th, 2010
Hey, lady! That IS a teleprompter in my pocket! Believe me!
Grayscape
February 5th, 2010
Now that I’m president I don’t need you anymore. Besides, I just got blown by Chris Matthews.
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Tight Right
February 5th, 2010
As the old jokes goes,
“Honey, you’d make an excellent dentist.
Gosh, I didn’t feel a thing!”
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Rightwingfeather
February 5th, 2010
Oh yes….I love the smell of my own farts.
The One
February 5th, 2010
Baby, I’m NOT from Havana!
The One
February 5th, 2010
Bitch! I likes garlic too, but DAAAAMMMMNNN!
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illustr8r
February 5th, 2010
1 Mississippi 2 Mississippi 3 Mississippi….
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Mark
February 5th, 2010
3 more years … then I’m gonna start hangin’ with Tiger.
Horrorman18
February 5th, 2010
” I think I would rather be triple dog dared to sticking my tongue to a frozen pole”
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Horrorman18
February 5th, 2010
” This is how a corpse would kiss”
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Brian
February 5th, 2010
Hines is here, So THAT’s who’s giving all the thumbs down. I wondered about that
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Brian
February 5th, 2010
You’re as COLD as ice!!
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Mark
February 5th, 2010
looks like our not so lovable troll, whiney hiney is back, capitals and all
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UNCLE KINK
February 5th, 2010
because smellin’ like socialism ain’t so fancy
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James
February 5th, 2010
tele-promptus interruptus
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IOpian
February 5th, 2010
The One is kissed, the One does not kiss.
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The One
February 5th, 2010
Ah come on people, I’m not feelin’ the love……would it help if I take off my coat and roll up my sleeves so I look common like you do?
The One
February 5th, 2010
Anchovies on the pizza again? Or have you been hangin’ with that rug munchin Wanda Sykes again?
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The One
February 5th, 2010
I think I was right…it is bushs fault…anchovies my ass…
Bigun
February 5th, 2010
“Wish Michele looked like that little hottie that was at the G8 Summit last July when I got caught looking at her.”
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Grayscape
February 5th, 2010
Wish Michelle was one of those 12 year old boys like Kevin Jennings hooked me up with last night.
The One
February 5th, 2010
Where is this Hiney I hear so much about? Is that a name or an attitude?
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Call me Lennie
February 5th, 2010
Michelle my belle
These are words that go together well
http://www.sadtrombone.com/
Wyatt AARP
February 5th, 2010
Crap. This was supposed to Biden’s job.
Snowball the Sour Puss
February 5th, 2010
‘It’s not so much the smell, it’s the burning of me eyes”.
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The One
February 5th, 2010
Wyatt, Joe Biden can’t be everywhere…He’d driving the snowplow on another thread…
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newsbird
February 5th, 2010
Obama:
Those 3800 people out there can’t see how much this hurts
Call me Lennie
February 5th, 2010
With apologies to the wife of that old crackhead Bobby Brown
“The GREATEST love of all
is happening inside of me
I found the greatest love of all
Inside of me
Call me Lennie
February 5th, 2010
And I’m not talking about you, Kevin Jennings. Now get out of there, you knucklehead
JohnD
February 5th, 2010
Your lips smell like Clinton, but which one?
FlashGordon
February 5th, 2010
Smells like a NEW WORLD ODOR !
Domino's Pizza
February 5th, 2010
You may be The One, but “anchovies my ass…” is an extra $2.00
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Woody Boyd
February 5th, 2010
Makes more than just your lips pucker……
Woody Boyd
February 5th, 2010
If you are going to look like crap, you might as well smell like it too….
Woody Boyd
February 5th, 2010
The smell will knock him out in case that’s what it will take to sleep with you….
Vicki
February 5th, 2010
I’m the President now, I don’t need this.
FrankG
February 5th, 2010
“Jeebus! You smell like toxic organic vegetables! Or Joy Behar”
SteveF
February 5th, 2010
Please Michelle, not now, you’re blocking the camera.
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The One
February 5th, 2010
DAMNIT! Was it a first down or not???
Rightwingfeather
February 5th, 2010
“Awwww! Did you just queef?”
Rightwingfeather
February 5th, 2010
As a side note, I am so proud of ya’ll. Just be sure and resist temptation to respond to the extinction burst!
The One
February 5th, 2010
I never thought I’d be tickled by a Right Wing Feather!
Web Censor
February 5th, 2010
A bestiality picture with no Warning page.
I’ll be watching you closely from now on.
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Uncle Al - and his favorite laser pointer
February 5th, 2010
99 bottles of beer on the wall…
99 bottles of beer…
take one down, pass it around,
98 bottles of beer.
98 bottles of beer on the wall…
My2Cents
February 5th, 2010
“Michelle, you know I only kiss the mirror.”
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Uncle Al - and his favorite laser pointer
February 5th, 2010
I Have a Dream
(but this sure ain’t it)
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Aunt KK
February 5th, 2010
This is definitely NOT the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal.
Tim
February 5th, 2010
How long til I can meet Reggie in the Lincoln….and Damn this snowstorm,now there is no hope of getting away from her for the entire weekend!
Rightwingfeather
February 5th, 2010
Woof.
Uncle Al - and his favorite laser pointer
February 5th, 2010
Michelle – are you slipping me a little tongue, or have you been sampling the saba sashimi again? Couldn’t you use a bit more wasabi?
Uncle Al - and his favorite laser pointer
February 5th, 2010
“Four score and seven seconds ago…”
The One
February 5th, 2010
I HAD A DREAM!!! And this was it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l1GvDWtccI
Uncle Al - and his favorite laser pointer
February 5th, 2010
Ohmigod! The MichelleBearPig has got me!
Uncle Al - and his favorite laser pointer
February 5th, 2010
Remarkable how quickly this woman can limp up a good woody…
Mondo
February 5th, 2010
“Ahhh…another one that’s in love with me.”
Brian
February 5th, 2010
I may be a smart man … but I don’t know what love IS
Uncle Al - and his favorite laser pointer
February 5th, 2010
Dang. I’m working with a small screen and just now noticed that this is a put-on perfume ad.
Man, that really stinks.
(badda-bing)
Heyshutthe!
February 5th, 2010
You soiled me you napp#% headed H%&
Wyatt AARP
February 5th, 2010
“Pretend it’s Pelosi. Pretend it’s Pelosi.”
Boobie The Rocket Dog
February 5th, 2010
“…and she thinks our girls are fat?”
Chalupa
February 5th, 2010
“My life’s a complete lie, but this is a tough one…”
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doug
February 5th, 2010
I’m always puttin’ in the rough and Tiger gets to go to sex school? But I’m the President!
doug
February 5th, 2010
I have Rahm looking for the JFK “How to be a Real President Handbook” Sure wish he’d hurry up.
doug
February 5th, 2010
Where the heck has the Obama Girl gone to when you really,really need her?
Uncle Al - and his favorite laser pointer
February 5th, 2010
“Doo-doo Rahm-Rahm, Doo-doo Rahm-Rahm”
Lemme see, now. Who wrote that?
Oh, I remember, it was Specter!
But was it Arlen of Phil?
Hmmm…
Jerry
February 5th, 2010
Uhhh wait… how do I lokk…OK take the pic!
Mirta
February 5th, 2010
“Here honey, let me suck some of the grape Smuckers off your face. I think it is making your lips blue.”
Uncle Al - metavisionary
February 5th, 2010
Dang! Is somebody upwind burning wet dead skunks?
Mr. Pinko
February 5th, 2010
“Oh Larry”
ShovelReady
February 5th, 2010
Stank chitlin bref every damn night.
The Ugly American
February 5th, 2010
Don’t ask, don’t tell.
The Ugly American
February 5th, 2010
Oh god, not here.
The Ugly American
February 5th, 2010
Tiny bubbles…
Snowball the Sour Puss
February 5th, 2010
(cue the soul music and Barry White voice over:)
~ ‘Essence of Barack’
~ “Passion’s newest line of Eau de’parfum.”
~ “Hand squoze by Michelle, nothing will say “I own you boy” better than ‘Essence of Barack’
~ “Ir-re-sis-ta-ble”
(and fade soul music)
Ralph
February 5th, 2010
Stymie, DON’T LOOK! They’re about to bump uglies!
Stymie
February 6th, 2010
Leroy says he read in Shakespeare’s OTHELLO that’s the “beast with two backs”
Leroy
February 6th, 2010
I wasn’t talkin’ about Mis’ Obama. I was talkin’ ’bout what Ralph say they might do. Nevermind.
borhome
February 6th, 2010
Damn! That breath is even comin’ out your nose.
Ginn
February 6th, 2010
Please,God, make her stop.
niteowl
February 6th, 2010
If I had known this was part of the gig, I would’ve hit Soros up for more money!
ScratchNSniff
February 6th, 2010
Crikey! Take a look at that bugger would ya? Wow, watch out they bite!
ScratchNSniff
February 6th, 2010
Dang it Meanchelle, quit kiss ass!
ScratchNSniff
February 6th, 2010
Is there a doctor in the House? I really would like to get this unsightly growth removed from my face!
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ScratchNSniff
February 6th, 2010
I triple dog dare ya to kiss the cold POTUS!
ScratchNSniff
February 6th, 2010
Damn it, I told you to close the door on Marine 1, cause the big bugs always get stuck to my grill.
ScratchNSniff
February 6th, 2010
Not funny people! Okay, who swapped out Meechelle’s lipstick with the superglue?
Menderman
February 6th, 2010
Dang! This chick is mighty dark skinned!
ScratchNSniff
February 6th, 2010
Sorry Horrorman, I didn’t see your post about the triple dog dare.
Revernd Idaho Spud
February 6th, 2010
I thought Travis got shot and now here he is kissing the president.
scr_north
February 6th, 2010
“That’s it Baby, make it look real!”
had enuff mike
February 6th, 2010
as I wait in the airport lounge,
I see that hiney reared his ugly head, again…,
so he’s upset about “fish or something” ….,
as I understand it, he likes things from the oceans as well, mostly,….” seamen”…
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Horrorman18
February 6th, 2010
” Your mouthwash ain’t making it”
BoogerBoy
February 6th, 2010
GHETTO SWEAT; The fragrance that says: “We’re all negroes now.”
Frankie!!
February 6th, 2010
Strangers in the night, averting glances
Strangers in tnight what he were the chances
Doo be doo be do
Robert Neville
February 6th, 2010
I’ve smelled bad breath before, Michelle, but yours could knock a buzzard off a shit-wagon!
Robert Neville
February 6th, 2010
What I’ve had to endure just to get elected…it never stops, it never stops.
Lennie!
February 6th, 2010
She’s just a Chicago girl
Living in a lonely world
She took the Hope and Change to anywhere
http://www.sadtrombone.com/
DeniseVB
February 6th, 2010
“Damn woman, now I’ve got to wipe that glossy lip grease crap off my face because you’re not getting enough attention here?”
LOL…see more slobbery photos over at:
http://newsbird.wordpress.com/2010/02/05/michelles-kiss-amiss-during-national-prayer-breakfast/
Horrorman18
February 6th, 2010
” Damn Michelle…you’re not shaving close enough”
Horrorman18
February 6th, 2010
” Did someone get her $50 for this photo-op?”
Call me Lennie
February 6th, 2010
I have no need of friendship
Friendship hinders Change
It’s laughter and it’s loving I disdain
I am Barrack, I am an I-I-I-ISLAND!
Corona
February 6th, 2010
OMG girl cooties!! Get it off me get it off me get it off me!!
Call me Lennie
February 6th, 2010
Stuffed within my suit, sneering like a fruit
I touch no one and noone touches me
I am Barrack, I am OBA-AH-AH-AH-MA!
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Tim
February 6th, 2010
No tongue! No tongue! For the love of Barney, no tongue!
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cg6380
February 6th, 2010
Passion, it makes your beard almost kissable.
TejasKat
February 6th, 2010
Sorry, Meeech, but you ain’t my type.
cg6380
February 6th, 2010
With Passion you’ll wonder where the wookie went.
TejasKat
February 6th, 2010
“Deep sheetz” toilet water.
Guaranteed to get the hotties.
Horrorman18
February 6th, 2010
” I wonder if Tiger can spare one of his”
Horrorman18
February 6th, 2010
Mike
Way to get a salvo in right before your vacation…Nice!
Horrorman18
February 6th, 2010
” Progressinator possible responses:
1. Let me be clear
2. Your bad breath is Bush’s fault
3. Am I going to dress up as the Indian or the construction worker from the Village People tonight?”
Chris
February 6th, 2010
OOPS!
Looks like me-chelle is going to have to be satified with one of THESE:
http://www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/3888547-obamamania-12-wackiest-obama-merchandise
Disgusting, yet somehow appropriate…
had enuf mike
February 6th, 2010
horrorman,
I couldn’t let dipshit get the last word in.
I hope he likes his sea men comment
Milwaukee Mike
February 6th, 2010
I said “fist-bump”! Damn, woman!
Patriotleah
February 6th, 2010
“Her again? Can’t get rid of her!”
Patriotleah
February 6th, 2010
@ THE ONE ! Oh, Hiney will show up any minute now.
Patriotleah
February 6th, 2010
Brian and THE ONE: Whenever you see that someone has gone down the line and checked a thumbs down on every comment, you know that James Hines is nearby.
James Hines aka Hiney!
Road Warrior
February 6th, 2010
The fat ass forgot to brush her teeth again.
Doc
February 6th, 2010
@Leah…Let him show up, I like a lot of the others here have turned a deaf ear to him. I won’t read anything he posts, nor will I give a thumbs down. I just totally ignore him.
Insults will not work on someone with that small of a mind, so why waste my time. I have better things to do like interact with good people like you and all the other fantastic personalities that comment here.
conservative cowgirl
February 6th, 2010
@Doc, That’s been my personal policy. He is beneath my notice. But I do get a laugh out of others’ smackdowns!
Dan Ryan Galt
February 6th, 2010
“Please Michelle, I don’t want to reenact the love scene from Planet of the Apes with you. I’m a good actor, but nobody is that good!”
tamfan
February 6th, 2010
Excuse me, you’re blocking my reflection
Tim
February 6th, 2010
Hope I look like I’m enjoying this.
Tim
February 6th, 2010
Where the hell is her keeper?
Teresa in Fort Worth, TX
February 6th, 2010
“Passion – it drives the beards wild”
Horrorman18
February 6th, 2010
” There’s a whole box of tic-tacs in my pocket…take as many as you like…PLEASE!!!
goingpostal
February 6th, 2010
Anybody have a milkbone??
Tim
February 6th, 2010
God, I hope it’s not hungry!
Tim
February 6th, 2010
No eye contact. It will eat the weaklings.
Tim
February 6th, 2010
If I look, it will look back. Don’t look at it – it can tear a bison apart in 30 seconds!
Tim
February 6th, 2010
Rahm read to me about the “Night of the Tiger” – he didn’t read anything from Kipling about the “Night of the Sasquatch.”
Meta4
February 6th, 2010
Not when the media is around!
RightMike
February 6th, 2010
“Jesus Shell, I HOPE you CHANGE your mouth wash!!!”
TR LeMay
February 6th, 2010
“What’s my motivation?”
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