Some moronic site named Jalopnik has “blown the lid off of Guantanamo Bay.” Wait until you hear what they uncovered, your blood will BOIL!!!! Boil, I’m telling you.
Did you know that the military base has a Go Kart track!!
Yep. And they have a VOLLEYBALL COURT and a Bowling Alley and a STARBUCKS!!!
You know what else they have, moron? They have the INABILITY TO GO OFF BASE. They are in CUBA, idiot. They have to create a livable world right there on base property.
To make matters worse, the author of the piece had to do an update to his story -
(UPDATE: Jesse, a reader formerly based at Guantanamo, points out that much of the funding for the track came from base stores and fundraisers.)
Here’s another site I’m not linking to. Not a penny in revenue will I send them.