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  1. Proof

    January 12th, 2013

    They would never sell. No one expects anything associated with the name Obama to actually do anything productive or useful.

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  2. Maudie N Mandeville

    January 12th, 2013

    I wouldn’t give them the sexual satisfaction.

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  3. Snowball the Sourpuss

    January 12th, 2013

    Guaranteed to dull your nub every time!

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  4. Moxie Man

    January 12th, 2013

    The bottom one is perfect for the posts on my new log fence.

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  5. mkultra

    January 12th, 2013

    You could make a fortune selling these things. I want to become a regional distributor!! Are there any Chinese manufacturers in the house?

    @Proof, are you kidding? it will be the first time any of those two frauds have been put to good use.

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  6. Moxie Man

    January 12th, 2013

    The top one doubles as a “White-Out” dispenser.

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  7. scr_north

    January 12th, 2013

    Hell, they ought to be giving away “common man” pencil sharpeners to illustrate to the low information voter what Obama and the Dems are doing to them. Hell, about a billion dollars worth of ads couldn’t why not try a few props?

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  8. the aardvark

    January 12th, 2013

    Now who’s Barry bowing over to? The pencil gods perhaps.

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  9. phil.arbeit

    January 12th, 2013

    Another apropos title for these tools would be: Stick it in the cranks.

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  10. Unruly Refugee

    January 13th, 2013

    I’ll buy one of each if it has the iOTW logo on it. Wouldn’t want anybody to think I bought it because I like the destroyers of freedom.

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  11. Richard M Nixon (R_Deceased)

    January 13th, 2013

    And you guys spoke badly of me for years …

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  12. Harleybob

    January 15th, 2013

    I’ll take 10each. Its never to late or early to shop for Christmas gifts for your liberals friends, if you have any.

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  13. Stirrin the B.S.

    January 16th, 2013

    These are great, except that I would sharpen every pencil down to the eraser the first time I used it on one. (use your imagination – there’s a visual here)

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