Home - by BigFurHat - January 12, 2013 - 11:00 America/New_York - 13 Comments
January 12th, 2013
They would never sell. No one expects anything associated with the name Obama to actually do anything productive or useful.
Maudie N Mandeville
I wouldn’t give them the sexual satisfaction.
Snowball the Sourpuss
Guaranteed to dull your nub every time!
The bottom one is perfect for the posts on my new log fence.
You could make a fortune selling these things. I want to become a regional distributor!! Are there any Chinese manufacturers in the house?
@Proof, are you kidding? it will be the first time any of those two frauds have been put to good use.
The top one doubles as a “White-Out” dispenser.
Hell, they ought to be giving away “common man” pencil sharpeners to illustrate to the low information voter what Obama and the Dems are doing to them. Hell, about a billion dollars worth of ads couldn’t why not try a few props?
Now who’s Barry bowing over to? The pencil gods perhaps.
Another apropos title for these tools would be: Stick it in the cranks.
January 13th, 2013
I’ll buy one of each if it has the iOTW logo on it. Wouldn’t want anybody to think I bought it because I like the destroyers of freedom.
Richard M Nixon (R_Deceased)
And you guys spoke badly of me for years …
January 15th, 2013
I’ll take 10each. Its never to late or early to shop for Christmas gifts for your liberals friends, if you have any.
Stirrin the B.S.
January 16th, 2013
These are great, except that I would sharpen every pencil down to the eraser the first time I used it on one. (use your imagination – there’s a visual here)
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