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I hear it’s sweeping the nation… (They’re following Al with a push broom.)

Via Andrea Shea King

» 17 Comments

  1. Unruly Refugee

    January 12th, 2013

    lol!
    typecasted for life.

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  2. F.D.R. in Hell

    January 12th, 2013

    Al’s forecast: cloudy with scattered sharts.

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  3. Bad Brad

    January 12th, 2013

    New advertiser, Hershey squirts.

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  4. Eleanor in Hell

    January 12th, 2013

    Don’t be crude, Franklin.
    You’re one to talk; you’re so dead, you fart dust.
    :evil:

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  5. grayscape

    January 12th, 2013

    What a happy little turd.

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  6. Bad Brad

    January 12th, 2013

    grayscape. LOL, Sounds like it was lacking the consistencey to be a real grown up turd.

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  7. Dick Clark in Hell

    January 12th, 2013

    Damn, I missed New Year’s 2013…and now this!

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  8. Claudia

    January 12th, 2013

    This was great! It may have been a little turd, but it sounds like it wasn’t a pebble. Too bad!

    Oh, and watch the obamaphome lady video that comes up after this one is finished. They did the auto tune for her too.

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  9. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    January 12th, 2013

    Why in the hell would he even mention that on TV?

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  10. slypork

    January 12th, 2013

    TMI!!!! Pee my pants funny!

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  11. the aardvark

    January 12th, 2013

    Are we all a bunch of two and three yr. old kids to laugh at this? And why would he even mention this on TV?

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  12. Anti-tyrant Weapons

    January 12th, 2013

    Maybe he wants to get fired so he can sit on his big shitter at home. I’d fire his stinking ass for shitting his pants and telling the entire fucking world about it. WTF Al?

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  13. Alpha Maser

    January 12th, 2013

    He must have needed some attention. Didn’t he have one of those gastric bypasses a while back?

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  14. F.D.R. in Hell

    January 12th, 2013

    David Sarnoff says he’s glad some goofball like that was never on NBC.

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  15. Eleanor in Hell

    January 12th, 2013

    Well, Franklin. Are you going to break the news to Sarnoff or will I?
    :evil:

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  16. norman einstein

    January 12th, 2013

    @F.D.R. and Eleanor, I really enjoy your snappy repartee.
    Hill and Bill won’t be nearly as much fun when THEY get there.

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  17. Alxandro

    January 13th, 2013

    He must be an Occupier.
    It’s a good thing he doesn’t wear sagging pants.

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