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Houston Press

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William “Billy” Michael Martin: Steals Panties, Masturbates in a Hospital, Dresses Like a Pregnant Woman
and Has a Thing for Blond Chicks

h/t  Not Me

» 17 Comments

  1. conservative cowgirl

    January 12th, 2013

    It may be easier to list the perversions he DOESN’T participate in. What a freak. Really, he belongs in San Franfreako, not Texas.

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  2. Bad Brad

    January 12th, 2013

    I bet this bitch says Ya all, all the time.

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  3. Geoff C. The Saltine

    January 12th, 2013

    Its late but U’All have to go read about Beach Ball Billy and his trail of,,,,,, I don’t no how to leave a trail like that, but I want to read the police blotter with a writer like that.

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  4. Unruly Refugee

    January 12th, 2013

    Looks like Kosmo Kramer stuck his head in a blast furnace, y’all.

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  5. Bad Brad

    January 12th, 2013

    Unruly , Hee Hee Hee.

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  6. Chalupa

    January 12th, 2013

    Chisholm, Jizzem…careful which trail you’re on in Texas…

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  7. Bad Brad

    January 12th, 2013

    I got some Jizzem for your Chisholm.

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  8. Chalupa

    January 12th, 2013

    The Secret Service was called in when two fitness balls and a picture of Moose Obama were found in his closet.

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  9. Bad Brad

    January 12th, 2013

    You forgot to mention the 1 ea. saliva stained Michelle O pillow case that smelled like fish burritos, and a pair of Michelle O Granny Panties sewn from the American flag that use to fly on the front lawn.

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  10. the aardvark

    January 12th, 2013

    I don’t think that even the dumbest of blondes would have anything to do with Billy the chicken choker, nor would any other female for that matter. Maybe he can become a muslim, I hear sheep and goats are easy.

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  11. the aardvark

    January 12th, 2013

    His profile fits the perfect description of a pencil necked geek!

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  12. Anti-tyrant Weapons

    January 12th, 2013

    i think i saw that fucker pecking at bugs with the other turkeys. Folks, there’s your next safe school czar.

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  13. Anonymous

    January 12th, 2013

    Next time you hear “celebrate diversity”, think of this guy on the loose where you live, and respond: “F..k that!”

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  14. serfer62

    January 12th, 2013

    Hey!…all he needs is a hug!

    you do it

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  15. Claudia

    January 12th, 2013

    Nah, you first serfer62!

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  16. Anonymous

    January 12th, 2013

    Put him in a cell with Jerry Sandusky, they’re soul-mates

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  17. Stranded in Sonoma

    January 12th, 2013