Home - by Cardigan - January 12, 2013 - 00:45 America/New_York - 17 Comments
William “Billy” Michael Martin: Steals Panties, Masturbates in a Hospital, Dresses Like a Pregnant Woman
and Has a Thing for Blond Chicks
h/t Not Me
January 12th, 2013
It may be easier to list the perversions he DOESN’T participate in. What a freak. Really, he belongs in San Franfreako, not Texas.
I bet this bitch says Ya all, all the time.
Geoff C. The Saltine
Its late but U’All have to go read about Beach Ball Billy and his trail of,,,,,, I don’t no how to leave a trail like that, but I want to read the police blotter with a writer like that.
Looks like Kosmo Kramer stuck his head in a blast furnace, y’all.
Unruly , Hee Hee Hee.
Chisholm, Jizzem…careful which trail you’re on in Texas…
I got some Jizzem for your Chisholm.
The Secret Service was called in when two fitness balls and a picture of Moose Obama were found in his closet.
You forgot to mention the 1 ea. saliva stained Michelle O pillow case that smelled like fish burritos, and a pair of Michelle O Granny Panties sewn from the American flag that use to fly on the front lawn.
I don’t think that even the dumbest of blondes would have anything to do with Billy the chicken choker, nor would any other female for that matter. Maybe he can become a muslim, I hear sheep and goats are easy.
His profile fits the perfect description of a pencil necked geek!
i think i saw that fucker pecking at bugs with the other turkeys. Folks, there’s your next safe school czar.
Next time you hear “celebrate diversity”, think of this guy on the loose where you live, and respond: “F..k that!”
Hey!…all he needs is a hug!
you do it
Nah, you first serfer62!
Put him in a cell with Jerry Sandusky, they’re soul-mates
Stranded in Sonoma
William Michael Martin
Snail Mail- BigFurHat / PO BOX 150 Southfields, NY 10975-0150
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