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William “Billy” Michael Martin: Steals Panties, Masturbates in a Hospital, Dresses Like a Pregnant Woman
and Has a Thing for Blond Chicks
h/t Not Me
Home - by Cardigan - January 12, 2013 - 00:45 America/New_York - 17 Comments
Houston Press

William “Billy” Michael Martin: Steals Panties, Masturbates in a Hospital, Dresses Like a Pregnant Woman
and Has a Thing for Blond Chicks
h/t Not Me
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conservative cowgirl
January 12th, 2013
It may be easier to list the perversions he DOESN’T participate in. What a freak. Really, he belongs in San Franfreako, not Texas.
Bad Brad
January 12th, 2013
I bet this bitch says Ya all, all the time.
Geoff C. The Saltine
January 12th, 2013
Its late but U’All have to go read about Beach Ball Billy and his trail of,,,,,, I don’t no how to leave a trail like that, but I want to read the police blotter with a writer like that.
Unruly Refugee
January 12th, 2013
Looks like Kosmo Kramer stuck his head in a blast furnace, y’all.
Bad Brad
January 12th, 2013
Unruly , Hee Hee Hee.
Chalupa
January 12th, 2013
Chisholm, Jizzem…careful which trail you’re on in Texas…
Bad Brad
January 12th, 2013
I got some Jizzem for your Chisholm.
Chalupa
January 12th, 2013
The Secret Service was called in when two fitness balls and a picture of Moose Obama were found in his closet.
Bad Brad
January 12th, 2013
You forgot to mention the 1 ea. saliva stained Michelle O pillow case that smelled like fish burritos, and a pair of Michelle O Granny Panties sewn from the American flag that use to fly on the front lawn.
the aardvark
January 12th, 2013
I don’t think that even the dumbest of blondes would have anything to do with Billy the chicken choker, nor would any other female for that matter. Maybe he can become a muslim, I hear sheep and goats are easy.
the aardvark
January 12th, 2013
His profile fits the perfect description of a pencil necked geek!
Anti-tyrant Weapons
January 12th, 2013
i think i saw that fucker pecking at bugs with the other turkeys. Folks, there’s your next safe school czar.
Anonymous
January 12th, 2013
Next time you hear “celebrate diversity”, think of this guy on the loose where you live, and respond: “F..k that!”
serfer62
January 12th, 2013
Hey!…all he needs is a hug!
you do it
Claudia
January 12th, 2013
Nah, you first serfer62!
Anonymous
January 12th, 2013
Put him in a cell with Jerry Sandusky, they’re soul-mates
Stranded in Sonoma
January 12th, 2013
William Michael Martin