Home - by BigFurHat - January 11, 2013 - 16:45 America/New_York - 14 Comments
And not just MC Hammer.
You can sign HERE.
Force this craptaco of a president to respond to this petition.
I had no idea about hammers
January 11th, 2013
Better get to the store soon and stock up.
There you go again … bringing up facts!
Ban cars, dogs, rope, duct tape, showers, and swimming pools too. All evil.
Where’s the petition to proscute the guilty parties involved in the Bengazi Murders??
Forget Gun Control – We need Spending Control!
Yes! Get rid of Bats!
Not only are they used s weapons, they also contribute to Global Warming!
Just think, how many trees are killed just to make these damn things?
Damn you Michael Moore!
Run the statistics on drunk driving deaths in automobiles…
and the statistics on teenage driver deaths in cars from all causes….
and the statistics on elderly driver deaths in cars from all causes….
The statistics will overwhelmingly prove that the automobile, internal combustion engines of all descriptions and by God, the wheel itself all need to be banned.
And did you know that every single person on earth who ever eaten carrots has died???!!
Sorry i aint signing nothing that gives them a list of the first ones to come after!
I’d bet that everyone who also has ate celery or lettuce, broccoli or any other rabbit food has died, no exceptions. Shouldn’t we ban vegetables as well.
Mary Jane Anklestraps
“Uh oh. Uh oh uh oh” *step/dances to the side, trips over parachute pants*
DAMMIT! Ban parachute pants!
And aruguala as well, so sorry Barry.
Ban hair dryers, Deadly I tell you, Deadly.
What if the fucker does it?
The audacity of tyrants.
One Notch Above a Congresscritter
Where’s the petition to have Obama stick his head up his ass and jump?
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