The Darkside of iOwnTheWorld - by BigFurHat - January 11, 2013 - 04:44 America/New_York - 12 Comments
January 11th, 2013
Amen brother, amen! Scientific Claims on Future Climate
And that’s the rest of the story!
“I had the strangest dream … the year was 2017, 40 years in the future, and somehow an America-hating socialist named Barack Obama got elected President twice. He would be around 16 right now and is smoking pot and doing lines of coke with the Choom Gang according to his autobiography. I think I’ll call Hawaii Five-0 and have his ass locked up.”
King County wind farm is the sponsor. Where are they going to put the wind turbines? Down on the waterfront of Puget Sound ( couldn’t do that because it would block the view of the Olympic Mtns.) And now for a PSA from our sponsor, “Sorry you’re SOL because our wind turbines are not working and they’re not worth a damn but they’re your only govt. regulated reliable power source so screw you because we don’t give a shit how hot or cold you are, we’re just doing our duty to make this country an ECOTOPIA. And if you use any other energy source that is not regulated, we will kill you! So thank you and have a nice day!
Stirrin the B.S.
Hmmm PRESIDENT Obama in 2017???? Now I’m gonna have nightmares.
Excellent piece of work!
“… If it blows we will harness it …”
One of my top ten favorite T-Z episodes.
Rod Serling was the best screenwriter.
The Poe of his time.
I still get chills watching these episodes.
Way to go BFH/Irony.
-15 degree wind chill, 4 feet of snow. Ah, the memories of growing up in Northern Wisconsin. Can’t say I miss it much now.
Another Winner! Thanks iOTW!
But anyway, on a related note, my 10 yr old daughter has taken to watching Twilight Zone on Netflix. Out of the blue, she just announced a couple days ago, ” I think I’ll watch the Twilight Zone next”. And we she says she’ll watch it next, she means the entire series end to end! Ever since I evicted DirecTV from our lives, my kids will find an acceptable series on Netflix, and then that’s all they’ll watch until they’ve seen every single episode.
Meh on the whole daughter story. YAWN.
(see how that works)
January 12th, 2013
@The Aardvark, If a violent revolution ever happens, I hope to see some King County environmentalists hanging from the windmills. We’ll have finally found a good use for both of them.
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