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Home - by - January 10, 2013 - 21:13 America/New_York - 59 Comments

Pete Rose is going to be in a reality series with his wife Kiana Kim. NOT kidding. It’s called Hits and Mrs. NOT KIDDING.

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Here’s the reality.

Pete, diving in.

» 59 Comments

  1. ironyCurtain

    January 10th, 2013

    I heard that a week after he met her, Pete needed some extra stitches on his balls.

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  2. Mr. Pinko

    January 10th, 2013

    I smell a contest – rename the show!

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  3. BigFurHat

    January 10th, 2013

    He met her when he played for the Expose

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  4. ironyCurtain

    January 10th, 2013

    Hits and Tits

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  5. BigFurHat

    January 10th, 2013

    Nag a Sucki

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  6. Mr. Pinko

    January 10th, 2013

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  7. Immortal Fish

    January 10th, 2013

    He’s Pete Rose. Good for him! And I mean it.

    But why do we need a TV series about this? Even if you look past the deplorable premise of old-rich-guy-bangs-hot-young-wife, isn’t the “oh so taboo” interracial angle kinda 60′s by now?

    My grandfather is gone and not so many people remember Rose. Who is the target audience for this? And of those that remain, why would they be?

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  8. Unruly Refugee

    January 10th, 2013

    Looks like a fun sport.

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  9. BigFurHat

    January 10th, 2013

    Fat Man and Little Toy

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  10. BigFurHat

    January 10th, 2013

    With 6 Inch You Get Egg Roll

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  11. BigFurHat

    January 10th, 2013

    She plays for the Tokyo Swallows

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  12. ironyCurtain

    January 10th, 2013

    Tokyo Hos

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  13. Mr.Pinko

    January 10th, 2013

    Mr. Pinko says:

    “You boys get your glove and bats out and start practicing with Pops!”

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  14. ironyCurtain

    January 10th, 2013

    She could wolf down more ballpark franks than Babe Ruth.

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  15. J Frank Parnell

    January 10th, 2013

    Her booger matches his head.

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  16. Menderman

    January 10th, 2013

    Why are the oriental nudes always pixelated? Does Mr. Pinko do it?

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  17. Menderman

    January 10th, 2013

    Hairy Kiana

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  18. Unruly Refugee

    January 10th, 2013

    @Mr.Pinko
    Glad I clicked on that link before it disappeared. Those pixels give me a headache.

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  19. Stranded in Sonoma

    January 10th, 2013

    Nice, uh…batting stance.

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  20. Stranded in Sonoma

    January 10th, 2013

    Oops, wrong picture.

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  21. Menderman

    January 10th, 2013

    With those things, she could be a float in the Rose Blow Parade.

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  22. Stranded in Sonoma

    January 10th, 2013

    With her fake tits, there’s a getting to second base joke in here somewhere but I can’t find it.

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  23. Menderman

    January 10th, 2013

    Catcher’s Mounds!

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  24. Hanoverfist

    January 10th, 2013

    Lo Hng Gy
    And
    Pak Mi Pu

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  25. Hanoverfist

    January 10th, 2013

    She has more plastic above the neck.

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  26. Dagney

    January 10th, 2013

    I betcha that man will live long!! Good for him.

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  27. Hawaiian

    January 10th, 2013

    Good gawd. Talk about goofy looking implants. She looks like a cartoon character.

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  28. bitterclinger

    January 10th, 2013

    Damn. He sure came out the winner in this deal.

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  29. HippieCritic

    January 10th, 2013

    Bunts and…well, you know.

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  30. HippieCritic

    January 10th, 2013

    Rose is now known as The Sultan of Twat

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  31. HippieCritic

    January 10th, 2013

    On their honeymoon, Rose slid into her like she was Ray Fosse.

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  32. HippieCritic

    January 10th, 2013

    She was signed by the Baltimore Areolas.

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  33. ironyCurtain

    January 10th, 2013

    @Bitterclinger

    Hilarious gravatar!

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  34. Buck Ofama

    January 10th, 2013

    To quote Breitbart: So? If ANY one of you guys could get a woman like that, chances are you’d go for it! As for the women, well, they’re always going to make snarky remarks.

    As for the reality show, don’t watch it. I don’t watch any of that crap.

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  35. Menderman

    January 10th, 2013

    Can she cook?

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  36. venturaguy

    January 10th, 2013

    So where is the password protected page?

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  37. phil.arbeit

    January 10th, 2013

    @ Mr. Pinko photo
    Upon initial view, I thought the guy sitting there was George Costanza. WTF?

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  38. RWF

    January 10th, 2013

    Uh. Hate to say this but the second photo looks like Mr. Pinko has been there. LOL

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  39. Mr. Pinko

    January 10th, 2013

    Where’s the rink?

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  40. KF

    January 10th, 2013

    Isn’t she Korean?

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  41. Nutjob

    January 10th, 2013

    I’m thinking there was no 2nd base with her, it was all about fielders choice.

    If you have the cash you can steal home at any time.

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  42. Chalupa

    January 10th, 2013

    WJAP In Cincinnati

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  43. Chalupa

    January 10th, 2013

    Desperately Seeking Sushi

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  44. Chalupa

    January 10th, 2013

    Rose’s Rosin Bags

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  45. Racist

    January 10th, 2013

    I’m with RWF. At first I was thinking, “Damn that Pinko!!!” Then I realized it was just a sideways Pinky…

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  46. F.D.R. in Hell

    January 10th, 2013

    ** sigh **

    Reminds me of both Mae West and Pearl Harbor.

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  47. Chalupa

    January 10th, 2013

    Hot Dog In A Hallway Of Fame

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  48. Anonymous

    January 10th, 2013

    Old washed up fart gets lucky?

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  49. Ya sure

    January 11th, 2013

    Those boobs are corked for sure.

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  50. Skorpion

    January 11th, 2013

    She’s been hit in the chin by balls more times than Johnny Bench.

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  51. Bob M.

    January 11th, 2013

    SEYMOUR!!! She looks like a Malaysian transsexual!!! :-o

    :-P

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  52. Bob M.

    January 11th, 2013

    She’s had a L-O-T more at-bats, than Pete ever had! :-o

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  53. Whom

    January 11th, 2013

    Big bags of hard platsic = no fun really. Ugh.

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  54. BigMamaTEA

    January 11th, 2013

    Now, now boys…they might be real.

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  55. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    January 11th, 2013

    He better be nice, she may wok out on him.
    (I’m sorry- I just had to.)

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  56. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    January 11th, 2013

    I like Pete Rose; always have. He is very much a local hero in Cincinnati. There’s not an upscale restaurant in town that doesn’t have a picture of him on the wall.

    Wiki — “Rose, a switch hitter, is the all-time Major League leader in hits (4,256), games played (3,562), at-bats (14,053) and outs (10,328). He won three World Series rings, three batting titles, one Most Valuable Player Award, two Gold Gloves, the Rookie of the Year Award, and made 18 All-Star appearances at an unequaled four different positions (2B, LF, RF, 3B & 1B).”

    He’s still a star and can pretty much have what he wants as far as I’m concerned, including a Korean woman with huge plastic tits. Sure beats the theme of the many of today’s posts: child abusers and other losers.

    America could use a CHARLIE HUSTLE again.

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  57. Brooke

    January 11th, 2013

    No one outside of oldsters in the Cincinnati area is going to watch it. But, I’ll bet the hosts on 700wlw will get plenty of free comedy material from this show!

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  58. MNHawk

    January 11th, 2013

    There’s nothing sexy about a freak of plastic surgery. Women who participate in such have serious issues with regards to self mutilation.

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  59. titwhistler

    January 11th, 2013

    When you get right down to it, it’s the nipple that counts. All that extra tit is going to head south one day.
    I’ll never understand why women think they need to make their boobs bigger. Just get that nipple to stick out and you will have happiness all around you.

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