Home - by BigFurHat - January 10, 2013 - 21:13 America/New_York - 59 Comments
Pete Rose is going to be in a reality series with his wife Kiana Kim. NOT kidding. It’s called Hits and Mrs. NOT KIDDING.
Here’s the reality.
Pete, diving in.
January 10th, 2013
I heard that a week after he met her, Pete needed some extra stitches on his balls.
I smell a contest – rename the show!
He met her when he played for the Expose
Hits and Tits
Nag a Sucki
He’s Pete Rose. Good for him! And I mean it.
But why do we need a TV series about this? Even if you look past the deplorable premise of old-rich-guy-bangs-hot-young-wife, isn’t the “oh so taboo” interracial angle kinda 60′s by now?
My grandfather is gone and not so many people remember Rose. Who is the target audience for this? And of those that remain, why would they be?
Looks like a fun sport.
Fat Man and Little Toy
With 6 Inch You Get Egg Roll
She plays for the Tokyo Swallows
Mr. Pinko says:
“You boys get your glove and bats out and start practicing with Pops!”
She could wolf down more ballpark franks than Babe Ruth.
J Frank Parnell
Her booger matches his head.
Why are the oriental nudes always pixelated? Does Mr. Pinko do it?
Glad I clicked on that link before it disappeared. Those pixels give me a headache.
Stranded in Sonoma
Nice, uh…batting stance.
Oops, wrong picture.
With those things, she could be a float in the Rose Blow Parade.
With her fake tits, there’s a getting to second base joke in here somewhere but I can’t find it.
Lo Hng Gy
Pak Mi Pu
She has more plastic above the neck.
I betcha that man will live long!! Good for him.
Good gawd. Talk about goofy looking implants. She looks like a cartoon character.
Damn. He sure came out the winner in this deal.
Bunts and…well, you know.
Rose is now known as The Sultan of Twat
On their honeymoon, Rose slid into her like she was Ray Fosse.
She was signed by the Baltimore Areolas.
To quote Breitbart: So? If ANY one of you guys could get a woman like that, chances are you’d go for it! As for the women, well, they’re always going to make snarky remarks.
As for the reality show, don’t watch it. I don’t watch any of that crap.
Can she cook?
So where is the password protected page?
@ Mr. Pinko photo
Upon initial view, I thought the guy sitting there was George Costanza. WTF?
Uh. Hate to say this but the second photo looks like Mr. Pinko has been there. LOL
Where’s the rink?
Isn’t she Korean?
I’m thinking there was no 2nd base with her, it was all about fielders choice.
If you have the cash you can steal home at any time.
WJAP In Cincinnati
Desperately Seeking Sushi
Rose’s Rosin Bags
I’m with RWF. At first I was thinking, “Damn that Pinko!!!” Then I realized it was just a sideways Pinky…
F.D.R. in Hell
** sigh **
Reminds me of both Mae West and Pearl Harbor.
Hot Dog In A Hallway Of Fame
Old washed up fart gets lucky?
January 11th, 2013
Those boobs are corked for sure.
She’s been hit in the chin by balls more times than Johnny Bench.
SEYMOUR!!! She looks like a Malaysian transsexual!!!
She’s had a L-O-T more at-bats, than Pete ever had!
Big bags of hard platsic = no fun really. Ugh.
Now, now boys…they might be real.
Mary Jane Anklestraps
He better be nice, she may wok out on him.
(I’m sorry- I just had to.)
Boobie the Rocket Dog
I like Pete Rose; always have. He is very much a local hero in Cincinnati. There’s not an upscale restaurant in town that doesn’t have a picture of him on the wall.
Wiki — “Rose, a switch hitter, is the all-time Major League leader in hits (4,256), games played (3,562), at-bats (14,053) and outs (10,328). He won three World Series rings, three batting titles, one Most Valuable Player Award, two Gold Gloves, the Rookie of the Year Award, and made 18 All-Star appearances at an unequaled four different positions (2B, LF, RF, 3B & 1B).”
He’s still a star and can pretty much have what he wants as far as I’m concerned, including a Korean woman with huge plastic tits. Sure beats the theme of the many of today’s posts: child abusers and other losers.
America could use a CHARLIE HUSTLE again.
No one outside of oldsters in the Cincinnati area is going to watch it. But, I’ll bet the hosts on 700wlw will get plenty of free comedy material from this show!
There’s nothing sexy about a freak of plastic surgery. Women who participate in such have serious issues with regards to self mutilation.
When you get right down to it, it’s the nipple that counts. All that extra tit is going to head south one day.
I’ll never understand why women think they need to make their boobs bigger. Just get that nipple to stick out and you will have happiness all around you.
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