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Hell, I’d give him a tenspot just for knowing!

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Yeah, and we gnew he wasn’t!

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Yes I’d give him a buck or two. But he will never vote again anyway. First time was a big disappointment for him. What a shame!

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Maybe he can put in a resume with Jenny Craig or Weight Watchers.

+3

I’d give the man what he really wants – a 40oz Colt 45.

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@ ScratchNSniff

He doesn’t claim to be hungry….

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HA! HA! you voted for Obama and got what you deserved! Then I’d give him a dollar cause I’m a nice guy.

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It’s possible he’s one of hineys mentors. Taught him all he knows.

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That’s awesome. Give the guy an IOTW mug, or maybe some IOTW bucks next time you see him.

+4

looks like the streets haven’t be kind to Fat Albert.

+2

Thank god he can still afford cigarettes.

+8

Thats almost as lame as one of my posts

+3

Matt’s completely right. This reminds me of a panhandler in California that I saw once with the most honest sign ever- “Screw food, I need drugs”. I gave him $5 for his honesty.

+3

***Thank god he can still afford cigarettes.***

He probably got those for voting Democrat in the last election.

+5

I’m with Matt and Althing…

this guy is a professional bum..

see how the sign he’s holding is “folded” and creased….many years of folding up the sign when the cops drive by….

sorry, I’m not buying the foreclosure BS either.

I’m always amazed how “homeless” have money for cigs and beer…but never any for food…!

+7

He must NOT know about:
http://maser-media.org/WordPress/?p=1787

+2

I agree with Wyatt- definitely on purpose. The weird thing is that he really didn’t hide it all that much. He is perceived to have run as a semi moderate, but I never ever saw it. The media was more than complicit. From the radicals around him to the ‘off the cuff’ remarks such as the one he made to Joe the plumber, and the phrases such as ‘fundamentally change America’ in between- this guy has a plan to f*ck things up.

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Thanks for admitting you voted for the historic one. Now, kindly remove your cigarette so that I can b!tch slap your ass!

+8

Ok….so fricken leave it in. It will be cooler to see it fly out of your mouth.

+5

Right Irony….I’m super bowl ticketless and I really feel bad for those who are super bowl teamless!

+5

Oops, I meant “the big gameless”

+3

Fervently looking forward to seeing obowma holding a sign like that…

+7

He’s so fat, even his shadow has stretch marks.

+3

The most successful panhandler in California was a Mexican guy who’s sign said “$10 more and me and my family can make it back to Mexico” Everybody gave him a Ten Dollar bill.

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By the way, did I mention that I have a yacht for sale? I’m downsizing.

+2

What gets me is no one ever bailed me out if I was having money problems. Hey Gubment give me a handout!!!

0

Of course he has cash for cigs. Hell. They even get cell phones w/cameras. Remember the photo-op last year with Michelle Obama serving bums at a soup kitchen? Posing there with her ladle while some homeless guy snapped a picture of her with his phone. Heh. Funny.

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Wyatt: Scary but true. We are in deep doodo. Trouble is most people don’t seem to give a s*it.

+3

Reminds me of one of the best signs ever was at a “Tea Party” which I prefer to call a “Protest” – on a piece of card board it read “Will Work for Freedom”

+6

Have home.
Have car.
Have retirement.

Need Cessna 172!

+5

@Doc: I am interested in your yacht, but I too am in a downsizing mode. I would propose to pay you with a minimum number of small denomination bills to assist your particular downsizing needs.

+4

Will work for 1969 Plymouth Road Runner does ont have to be Hemi Powered

0

Dear,Guberment since your printing so mach money could you give me a suitcase full of unmarked bills???

+2

I’m still waiting for my share of Obama’s stash. Oh, wait. That’s right. I’m not GETTING any of the stash. I’m in part responsible for supplying it. Silly me.

+6

This administration makes you not want to pay your taxes.

+5

Join the withholding underground and keep back your Federal Income Taxes until they come due: April 15, 2011. Let’s see how well they do when they can’t soak us all year long.

+1

Homeless my ass, that tent he’s wearing could house a division.

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@Diann
Bidens? I get serious credit if I am right!

+2

Rightwing,
Huh? Sorry. It’s getting late and I don’t get it…

+2

Your flower, it is from Bidens genus no?

+1

Okay, like that. I thought you said something about Biden being a genius. Upon closer review I realize I was wrong.

No, actually this is Echinacea purpurea ‘Merlot’ or the Merlot Purple Coneflower. My favorite perennial, though it is hard for me to choose.

+2

Wait diann, I am seeing a yellow cone-like flower. Perhaps I need to refresh!

+2

Sometimes, when my National Pride and self-vanity escapes me, I want to join the ranks of this poor deprivate so I can become rich from all the ‘obama money.’

0

I gotta get me some of that Obama money.

0

* sniff * That guy reminds me how much I miss Barry White.

+5

Me too, Disco Diaper. Me too. * sigh *

+5

In Barry White bass – “Thank you for the dollar. I must retire now to my couch of perpetual indulgence. Ladies, please avert your eyes, ’cause I been known to hypnotize. Oh, hey, got a light?”

+3

He got the street corner when he bought the panhandler franchise package from ACORN: sign, corner, and smokes, all for a 50-50 split!

+2

@ MoeTom- I dunno. First time out I voted for Nixon. Though it was his second term that was disappointing, I never lost my interest in voting.

Of course I’m not an overweight, homeless black man who regards politicians as messianic on account of their “mantan.”

+2

I am not homeless but every month I have to send money to the people who bought me my house. They gave me 30 years to pay them back aned were nice about it so I am hoping to have them paid off in 20.
Why does this man not just go get a job and put away some money and buy a house? He would then just be yachtless.
I could give him the number of the people who were nice enough to lend me the balance between what I saved and the cost of the home. They did the same thing when I wanted that shiney new black 4 door pick up truck.

+5

I’d give him credit, credit for waking up!

+1

Matt,
” They did the same thing when I wanted that shiney new black 4 door pick up truck.”

I think your being a little “insensitive” to the minorities…

+2

Don’t do it. Just don’t do it.

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