Home - by BigFurHat - February 4, 2010 - 16:12 America/New_York - 60 Comments
But the last line still cracks me up. I definitely would have handed him at least a dollar.
February 4th, 2010
Hell, I’d give him a tenspot just for knowing!
Yeah, and we gnew he wasn’t!
Yes I’d give him a buck or two. But he will never vote again anyway. First time was a big disappointment for him. What a shame!
I would have to say that if this guy actually ever owned a house that I would be amazed.
He is doing a common scam..Appealing to people who give money (Republicans)
Wearing an “Obama/Biden” t shirt and pan-handling would not work so well.
Maybe he can put in a resume with Jenny Craig or Weight Watchers.
I’d give the man what he really wants – a 40oz Colt 45.
He doesn’t claim to be hungry….
HA! HA! you voted for Obama and got what you deserved! Then I’d give him a dollar cause I’m a nice guy.
It’s possible he’s one of hineys mentors. Taught him all he knows.
That’s awesome. Give the guy an IOTW mug, or maybe some IOTW bucks next time you see him.
looks like the streets haven’t be kind to Fat Albert.
Thank god he can still afford cigarettes.
Thats almost as lame as one of my posts
Matt’s completely right. This reminds me of a panhandler in California that I saw once with the most honest sign ever- “Screw food, I need drugs”. I gave him $5 for his honesty.
***Thank god he can still afford cigarettes.***
He probably got those for voting Democrat in the last election.
Fat Albert says HEY! HEY! HEY! Obama took all my SH!T away!
had enuf mike
I’m with Matt and Althing…
this guy is a professional bum..
see how the sign he’s holding is “folded” and creased….many years of folding up the sign when the cops drive by….
sorry, I’m not buying the foreclosure BS either.
I’m always amazed how “homeless” have money for cigs and beer…but never any for food…!
Sorry, fellah, but I think it’s worse than being lied to. I think Obama and the leading Democrats are doing this on purpose. Forget theoretical discussions of Keynesian vs. Monetarist economic theory, etc. – common sense should tell people that the goverment cannot run a trillion dollar deficit each year for the foreseeable future,and that things will turn out o.k. And, on top of the current deficit, the Dems still want national healthcare, cap and trade, and all sorts of other goodies.
Oh, and I forgot to mention that I read that social security, which used to finance other government functions, is now running in the red.
Perhaps the Dems realize that they have at most 4, and probably 2 years in power, and the agenda is to do as much damage as is humanly possible in a short amount of time.
He must NOT know about:
I agree with Wyatt- definitely on purpose. The weird thing is that he really didn’t hide it all that much. He is perceived to have run as a semi moderate, but I never ever saw it. The media was more than complicit. From the radicals around him to the ‘off the cuff’ remarks such as the one he made to Joe the plumber, and the phrases such as ‘fundamentally change America’ in between- this guy has a plan to f*ck things up.
Thanks for admitting you voted for the historic one. Now, kindly remove your cigarette so that I can b!tch slap your ass!
Ok….so fricken leave it in. It will be cooler to see it fly out of your mouth.
I’ve always objected to the term “homeless” for drug addled drunken bums. It’s absurd to define a person or group for what they DON’T have!
If that were the case then I’m “Yachtless”
Irony, can I join you in the “Yachtless shelter?”
Right Irony….I’m super bowl ticketless and I really feel bad for those who are super bowl teamless!
Oops, I meant “the big gameless”
Fervently looking forward to seeing obowma holding a sign like that…
He’s so fat, even his shadow has stretch marks.
I’m both yachtless and Ferrariless. Do I qualify for TARP?
The most successful panhandler in California was a Mexican guy who’s sign said “$10 more and me and my family can make it back to Mexico” Everybody gave him a Ten Dollar bill.
By the way, did I mention that I have a yacht for sale? I’m downsizing.
What gets me is no one ever bailed me out if I was having money problems. Hey Gubment give me a handout!!!
Of course he has cash for cigs. Hell. They even get cell phones w/cameras. Remember the photo-op last year with Michelle Obama serving bums at a soup kitchen? Posing there with her ladle while some homeless guy snapped a picture of her with his phone. Heh. Funny.
Wyatt: Scary but true. We are in deep doodo. Trouble is most people don’t seem to give a s*it.
Reminds me of one of the best signs ever was at a “Tea Party” which I prefer to call a “Protest” – on a piece of card board it read “Will Work for Freedom”
Need Cessna 172!
@Doc: I am interested in your yacht, but I too am in a downsizing mode. I would propose to pay you with a minimum number of small denomination bills to assist your particular downsizing needs.
Will work for 1969 Plymouth Road Runner does ont have to be Hemi Powered
Dear,Guberment since your printing so mach money could you give me a suitcase full of unmarked bills???
I’m still waiting for my share of Obama’s stash. Oh, wait. That’s right. I’m not GETTING any of the stash. I’m in part responsible for supplying it. Silly me.
This administration makes you not want to pay your taxes.
Join the withholding underground and keep back your Federal Income Taxes until they come due: April 15, 2011. Let’s see how well they do when they can’t soak us all year long.
Homeless my ass, that tent he’s wearing could house a division.
Bidens? I get serious credit if I am right!
Huh? Sorry. It’s getting late and I don’t get it…
Your flower, it is from Bidens genus no?
Okay, like that. I thought you said something about Biden being a genius. Upon closer review I realize I was wrong.
No, actually this is Echinacea purpurea ‘Merlot’ or the Merlot Purple Coneflower. My favorite perennial, though it is hard for me to choose.
Wait diann, I am seeing a yellow cone-like flower. Perhaps I need to refresh!
I proud to say I’m working on my second million dollars. I gave up on the first.
Sometimes, when my National Pride and self-vanity escapes me, I want to join the ranks of this poor deprivate so I can become rich from all the ‘obama money.’
I gotta get me some of that Obama money.
* sniff * That guy reminds me how much I miss Barry White.
Me too, Disco Diaper. Me too. * sigh *
Snowball the Sour Puss
In Barry White bass – “Thank you for the dollar. I must retire now to my couch of perpetual indulgence. Ladies, please avert your eyes, ’cause I been known to hypnotize. Oh, hey, got a light?”
February 5th, 2010
He got the street corner when he bought the panhandler franchise package from ACORN: sign, corner, and smokes, all for a 50-50 split!
Boobie the Rocket Dog
@ MoeTom- I dunno. First time out I voted for Nixon. Though it was his second term that was disappointing, I never lost my interest in voting.
Of course I’m not an overweight, homeless black man who regards politicians as messianic on account of their “mantan.”
I am not homeless but every month I have to send money to the people who bought me my house. They gave me 30 years to pay them back aned were nice about it so I am hoping to have them paid off in 20.
Why does this man not just go get a job and put away some money and buy a house? He would then just be yachtless.
I could give him the number of the people who were nice enough to lend me the balance between what I saved and the cost of the home. They did the same thing when I wanted that shiney new black 4 door pick up truck.
I’d give him credit, credit for waking up!
” They did the same thing when I wanted that shiney new black 4 door pick up truck.”
I think your being a little “insensitive” to the minorities…
Don’t do it. Just don’t do it.
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