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“I Don’t Need a Gun, I Have Security”

Home - by - January 10, 2013 - 08:15 America/New_York - 17 Comments

That’s right up there with this:

But, idiocy aside, this load of Crisco is a hypocrite:

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  1. Mr.Gates

    January 10th, 2013

    “Who needs a brain? I vote Democrat!”

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  2. eternal cracker p

    January 10th, 2013

    He refers to them as “Security.” We know them as “Sneeze Guards.”

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  3. dissident

    January 10th, 2013

    Some libs are waking up to what a hypocrite Al Gore is. http://dailybail.com/home/current-tv-staffers-lash-out-at-green-energy-hypocrite-al-go.html

    He sold his tv network to a big oil corporation.

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  4. the aardvark

    January 10th, 2013

    Don’t you need oil in order for the bus to run? Or does it run off of progtards good intentions and unicorn farts? And you know where good intentions lead, straight to Hell everytime. Isn’t that right FDR and Eleanor in Hell.

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  5. BILL

    January 10th, 2013

    pro choice as long as you agree with them.

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  6. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    January 10th, 2013

    Ah, but Mikey’s “special” (as in “special ed.”)

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  7. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    January 10th, 2013

    Isn’t “SECURITY!” a synonym for “mallcop?” How does that protect you when mall cops and security guards are RARELY armed?

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  8. Nutjob

    January 10th, 2013

    While we’re at it.
    Who needs farms polluting the enviroment in all, when we have grocery stores for food?

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  9. beezzer

    January 10th, 2013

    Who needs meat from defenseless animals?

    Just by your steaks at the grocery!

    Friggin’ idiots!

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  10. Shiite from Shinola

    January 10th, 2013

    Who needs an asshole when so much shit flows non-stop from your facehole?

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  11. Stirrin the B.S.

    January 10th, 2013

    I liked how he got all sad and weepy wondering why he even needs security – I mean, he’s JUST making movies (boo hoo, sniff sniff).

    Larry King: “a little innocent movie maker….” Spoken in a “I’m not buying your bullshit tone of voice.”

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  12. norman einstein

    January 10th, 2013

    “Who needs oil? I ride the bus.” Is that for real?

    I don’t know which is worse…the stupidity or the hypocrisy.

    Moore is just a repulsive fat tub of goo, whose only “cause” is Michael Moore.

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  13. fullcirclethinker

    January 10th, 2013

    This may be the most aggravating part about this whole gun ban issue: To a person, all who are advocating a complete ban on guns have security protection! Translation: I am special and you’re not!!

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  14. Stranded in Sonoma

    January 10th, 2013

    Hypocrisy to a libtard is like being convicted of a crime — a resume’ enhancer.

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  15. even steven

    January 10th, 2013

    “I fear I will be tried as a war criminal. I don’t know why. I was only making movies.” — comment in Joseph Goebbels’ suicide note

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  16. grayscape

    January 10th, 2013

    Who needs farms? We have stores.
    Who needs power plants? We have little holes in the wall.
    Who needs gas? We have Michael Moore.

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  17. I'm poor

    January 10th, 2013

    I can’t afford security, I have a gun(s).

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