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NBC Cafeteria: Worst Person In The World!
My latest Posty at NewsReal. An Excerpt below:
NBC Cafeteria sign, in honor of Black History Month:
Worst person/entity in the world? You decide! I won’t hold my breath for Keith Olbermann to make them so, however. Remember, racism, straight up, is totally cool as long as you are of the “correct” political stripe. Olby is just dumb enough to consider an entity a purveyor of sweet, sweet liberal policy.
All the sign needs is Bill Clinton, asking for someone to fetch him some coffee. At least the sign is light-colored and not written in “negro dialect”. Harry Reid, therefore, approves!
Another glaring example of the latent racism amongst those who claim to be embracing diversity and post-racial. I wonder if they learned that at NBC Universal’s Diversity Council?
As part of this commitment NBC Universal established the Diversity Council in 2000. Made up of leaders from across the company, the Council has made strides in increasing diversity and creating programs that encourage diverse individuals to pursue careers in media and entertainment or explore business opportunities with the company.
Hey, here’s an idea — stop splitting people up into groups! Try and think like the rest of us. We see people as, you know, people.
(click to read original article in full at David Horowitz’s NewsReal)
even steven
February 4th, 2010
That sounds pretty good, actually.
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Ray
February 4th, 2010
MMM…I’m hungry now. I wonder what they will serve for White History Month?
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TexasRainmaker
February 4th, 2010
They tried the same thing with Chinese history month in June… except everyone came back in July hungry as hell.
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James
February 4th, 2010
Okay, so how is this different from the menu in the Denver schools for MLK day? And didn’t NBC affiliates cover that story? I know that the only way you can be a liberal is to have no memories whatsoever of past events but, seriously humans, that was only last month.
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February 4th, 2010
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niteowl
February 4th, 2010
What, no watermelon?!?
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Tim
February 4th, 2010
Chitlin’s and grits?
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Troll Hunter
February 4th, 2010
Niteowl, you know they can’t afford watermelon on their budget.
Troll Hunter
February 4th, 2010
Speaking of chitlin’s SPECIAL ED is in the house looking for a friend.
MoeTom
February 4th, 2010
March is Irish History month. Looking forward to Pork Butt (uh oh) with cabbage and spuds; lamb stew,
Boiled ham with cabbage and spuds, black tea with brown bread and butter, mutton pies, corned beef with cabbage and spuds. leg of lamb with carrots and spuds. Wash it all down with a pint of Guinness.
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Tim
February 4th, 2010
I’ll keep him mesmerized with that “I got your nose” trick, and you take the shot.
Troll Hunter
February 4th, 2010
Tim, sounds like a plan.
Diann
February 4th, 2010
Next month is Women’s History Month. The NBC female staff will spend that month working in the kitchens of the cafeteria.
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MoeTom
February 4th, 2010
Make that 5 pints of Guinness.
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Althing
February 4th, 2010
Some of the pic is cut off, I think at the bottom it says that crack rocks are on sale for the month too.
Tim
February 4th, 2010
St. Pauli Girl!
St. Pauli Girl!
Look! – I got your nose!
Troll Hunter
February 4th, 2010
Alright SPECIAL ED…you can’t fool me with that phony facial hair…I know it’s you.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/vsofras/3689875792/
Grayscape
February 4th, 2010
Looks pretty much what I ate every Sunday afternoon for lunch – except it’s missing Iced tea. And fried catfish. And hushpuppies.
Zonga
February 4th, 2010
This month Odambam will be delivering all of his speeches in a Negro dialect.
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Papadoc
February 4th, 2010
No barbecue? Gotta have some barbecue! I love barbecue!
conservative cowgirl
February 4th, 2010
Okay, the month of May is Swedish History month and here is my proposed menu:
*Lutefisk (long-dead fish prepared with washing soda and slaked lime)
*Blood pudding (yes, just like it sounds)
*Head cheese (unnamed bits of animals’ heads ground up in a sausage-like object)
*Pickled herring
*Herring salad with stuffed herring rolls
*Codfish balls
*Liver pudding
*Meatballs (not the tasty Italian kind)
*Washed down with Absolut Vodka
*Salt Pork Pancakes for dessert
MoeTom
February 4th, 2010
Zonga. He’s putting all of his speeches on ipod. They will be on sale through IOTW,Newsmax, NRO,
Human Events, and PJTV, during lent. Free Sarah
Palin book with the purchase of two or more. Grweat
gift idea. You think?
MoeTom
February 4th, 2010
Oh Cowgirl, you reminded me. Irish Breakfast. Eggs, irish sausage, black and white pudding, fried tomatoe, toast and a pot of tea.
Wyatt AARP
February 4th, 2010
@MoeTim: Typical Irish: for Irish History month, they seem to be all out of boiled ham with cabbage and spuds, black tea with brown bread and butter, mutton pies, corned beef with cabbage and spuds. leg of lamb with carrots and spuds.
Just stick with the Guiness.
conservative cowgirl
February 4th, 2010
MoeTom,
I see Irish food is just as delectable as Swedish food!
Wyatt AARP
February 4th, 2010
Tap dance contest in the NBC cafeteria after lunch.
IH8Socialist
February 4th, 2010
what no 40 oz malt liquor on the list?
Grayscape
February 4th, 2010
Where’s the Schlitz?
ScratchNSniff
February 4th, 2010
@conservative cowgirl I’m feeling a little sick.
MoeTom
February 4th, 2010
IH8. The colt.45 is for February. They may have missed it. Probably not allowed in the Cafeteria.
Crack coke is OK though.
MoeTom
February 4th, 2010
Wyatt N Cowgirl Righto on all counts.
Matt
February 4th, 2010
When is White history month? I could go for a Burger and Fries.
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ed
February 4th, 2010
Not sure i like the all these Special Ed references – it’s bad enough I have a name that stands for erectile dysfunction but now it stands for hiney?!? WTF? I’m going to have to sue (you can pay me off in iotw bucks)!
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Comrade Whoopie
February 4th, 2010
Mudderfuggers ain’t got no waddymelon, dat be dis-crimy-nation, nowhutahmean? Sheeet! Call 911.
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Matt
February 4th, 2010
Is Matt a Racist? listen to this and decide-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfKhWzNXdEw
My2Cents
February 4th, 2010
White History Month Menu:
Meatloaf
Mashed potatoes and gravy
Jello-mold
And for dessert, a bag of Cheetos.
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had enuf mike
February 4th, 2010
DO you know what really brings home the idea behind “Black History Month”…?
Ask Katie Curic, maybe she can show them all the “blings” ,aka diamonds ,that she’s buying while CBS is going broke.
Matt
February 4th, 2010
What about THIS?
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e05_1240530506&c=1
ScratchNSniff
February 4th, 2010
LOL Matt, Classic. Ya’ll knew ya’ll was gunna have so many folks ya’ll shood have sum mo chiken in da back. HA HA HA
Don’t mess wit muh Yard Bird!
Rightwingfeather
February 4th, 2010
Hey that sounds like what I am fixin’ for supper except that I frying up some catfish instead of chicken. Collards are real good this time of year. Black eyed peas MMMMMmmmmmMMMMM.
I’m not sure about about the rice. Probably just threw that in to satisfy whitey.
cfm990
February 4th, 2010
@ Matt, I think McNuggets just may be evil.
http://www.wdtn.com/dpp/news/Woman-attacks-over-McNuggets
IH8Socialist
February 4th, 2010
cfm990 McNuggets are like crack. You can’t mess with a nugget head when they need a fix.
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Doc
February 4th, 2010
Matt. is yu bn a racist? Where all da white people at?
cakes
February 4th, 2010
If there is a Jewish history month- go on day one for the pastrami and skip the rest.
BTW, this is the funniest thread ever. I giggled my way down the page!
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Chris
February 4th, 2010
Sheeeit, no lime kool-aid?
Matt
February 4th, 2010
Where is Leroy,anyway?
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Corona
February 4th, 2010
(sung like a Beatles tune) Strawberry Flavored Malt Liquor…
And studio cafeterias are called commissaries.
And I’m not a madam! I’m a concierge!
MoeTom
February 4th, 2010
Cakes. There is no such thing as Corned Beef in Ireland. It is Jewish. I love Pastrami on rye
used to get is at Katz’s Deli on Houston Street.
God how I miss the City.
I remember my dear Mother boiling a fair size portion of pig in a large pot. The hairs would fall off the skin and float to the top. And had to be strained off. That with cabbage and spuds! What a treat. Today the Board of Health would close her down and we would probably be put in foster homes. And, of course, Mom and Dad arrested for child abuse and neglect. That was 60
years ago. Shalom.
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Corona
February 4th, 2010
Sullys’ in Van Nuys is an excellent Jewish deli/restaurant. Incredible sandwiches.
Leroy
February 4th, 2010
Holy mackerel Matt, no COTTON candy?
Leroy
February 4th, 2010
Dat wuz a bad link. Sorry.
Leroy
February 4th, 2010
Too much Schlitz…this one works.
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BWSEATTLE
February 4th, 2010
This is not a joke????? C’mon,…. Really????? This is for real??
I don’t believe it
shootersgrandma
February 4th, 2010
What? No arugula or wagyu on the menu?
Cakes, I have to agree with MoeTom. Corned beef was a habit Irish imigrants picked up in New York after meeting up with the other second-class citizens, the Jews. My grandmother came over to from Ireland when she was barely 20 years old. Meat was a rarity in her village, although they were sheep farmers. Meat was sold to richer folks to make money and survive paying the terrible land taxes. Pork was never on the table. They survived on late-season vegetables in the garden like potatoes, cabbage, onions, beets and the like. After Ellis Island, (which I heard was a real trip) when my grandmother finally made it to Detroit to be with her elder sister who married money, she thought she had died and gone to heaven with meat being served at practically every meal. But I do think it was the Irish who added all the veggies to the corned beef casserole we all enjoy on March 17th. That’s what makes it so good and healthy!
cg6380
February 4th, 2010
BW,
The damage was done when 52% of the voters bought the swill these assclowns were serving up as news.
If we go for the Himelick maneuver the dipwits claim we have the runs.
What your reading here is our recipe for serving crow, ala Alinsky style.
Observe…
Leroy, wouldn’t this menu taste better served up by them pasty white house boys ?
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Leroy
February 5th, 2010
I really can’t comment on dat ’cause Momma does you folks’ laundry and she need to -keep- that job real bad.
Does you mean “house boys” who are “pasty white”?
Some of my best pals are white boys. For innocence, Stymie and Ralph.
cakes
February 5th, 2010
@Tom and Shooters- Mancakes and I adore a proper corned beef on rye. LA had many great deli’s and but there is not a single deli here- not even in Atlanta, which has a sizable Jewish population. So, I learned to cure my own corned beef (and smoke my own pastrami) and now I make the best fresh rye bread anywhere. About every two months, I have my parents over for deli night, which includes my homemade chicken soup with matzo balls and kreplech.
Boobie the Rocket Dog
February 5th, 2010
“In honor of black history month” try this:
A $5 meal priced at $7.50
@cakes- Hot damn, that sounds like an opportunity for an enterprising individual . . . except that every Publix in town has a “deli;” it’s just not up to kosher snuff.
Boobie the Rocket Dog
February 5th, 2010
Speaking of things Jewish, Passover is coming up. Few outside the Jewish community are aware that Coca-Cola puts out a special edition of their product for Passover.
It’s Coca-Cola made with real sugar, kosher for Passover.
It has a different colored cap (yellow in the past) and is big here in south Florida.
Of course, Pepsi just did the same thing, but labeled it “Throwback.” Don’t know how many Jews there are in India, but their CEO may have missed that mark, if that’s what she was aiming for.
cakes
February 5th, 2010
@Boobie- we have publix- that is NOT a deli. We also have a couple chains- Momma Golberg’s and Schlotsky’s and Jason’s Deli- all of which are simply goyishim sandwich shops. Actually, my dad ate at Mamma Goldberg’s this week and asked the owner why there was no matzo ball soup on the menu. The owner said that he couldn’t find someone that could make it, when my dad told him about me, the owner told him to have me bring him some- maybe I’ll add matzo ball maker to the long list of crap I have to do.
The rye bread is so good, I get requests from clients/patrons for it all the time. It is fantastic, but not a money maker unless sold in large daily volume. That would require another oven, more bakery space and another employee, and in Obama’s economy, who can afford to do that?
Actually, before the bottom fell out in ‘08, I was looking to move and expand, making it a full restaurant and bakery. I found a great location, then I lost all my savings. Then Obama came in and made it even riskier than normal. Maybe it will never happen.
MoeTom
February 5th, 2010
Reading sll of you all reminds me of what a wonderful country we live in. The variety, the art,
the structures, the wonder. Hated and attacked by
vicious barbarians from outside, and riddled from
within by termites. We’ve got to get the bums out in 2010. We’ve got to take the gloves off!
Tight Right
February 5th, 2010
Unfortunately, I can’t eat -anything- on that menu except the Aquafina.
You see, I’m a racist vegan.
Boobie the Rocket Dog
February 5th, 2010
@ cakes- “Momma Golberg’s and Schlotsky’s … are simply goyishim sandwich shops.”
Damn, that takes Chutzpah.
cakes
February 5th, 2010
@Boobie- and (matzo) balls!